Flowers from Pro Flowers, purchased for Valentine's Day (xpost from r/funny)

48  2013-02-16 by [deleted]

18 comments

Just use promo code "Deader'n shit"

You should've gone with the hoodie-footie.

Or gone to the OTHER corner of 8th & Walnut.

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FUNTUSEE PYJAMAS - THEY'RE FUN TO WEAR AND FUN TO SEE

FUN-tasy, like fantasy.

That actually doesn't sound like a bad gift, especially for a long-time girlfriend oh who am I kidding I'm gonna die alone.

I bet they got frozen solid somewhere and then thawed..

That mushy-ness does look like a freeze.

email or tweet the pics to sammy boy, he'll probably bring it up on da show

you do it

I don't know. The first time Opie knew about that dollar shaving thing, he trashed them, called stupid and so on, then the next day he came out saying it was a great idea and had bought the blades and that they were of great quality. It seemed to me he had a talking to about trashing sponsors.

Feel sorry for all the podcasts out there hawking this shit.

I remember when they charged my credit card twice.

Hope they don't get it in their minds to run an Internet pet store.

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Thats why I always go local

I only order from Ted's Romantic Valentine's Day Gift Emporium

and they look better than this shit by just a hair

When I saw what they sent my wife I was so ashamed that I threw them out, and bought her jewelry. Pro Flowers would have done better by shitting in a box and sending her a salty turd. Fuck them and their annoying commercials.

ProFlowers.Com has 1.5 stars on yelp; what did you expect?