FOR ONLY SIX HUNDRED THIRTY EIGHT THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED SIXTY TWO DOLLARS, THEY WILL TAKE YOUR TEMPERATURE RECTALLY AND WRITE YOU A PRESCRIPTION FOR EXTRA STRENGTH TYLENOL.
Let's say someone comes in with a gun shot wound, but you've already met your quota for the number of patients you see in a day, do you just turn them away?
17 comments
9 Ted_Sheckler_PI 2012-12-09
WE HAVE FIVE EMPLOYEES AND THEY ONLY SEE ONE PATIENT A DAY!!!
12 Chippah_Chipperson 2012-12-09
FOR ONLY SIX HUNDRED THIRTY EIGHT THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED SIXTY TWO DOLLARS, THEY WILL TAKE YOUR TEMPERATURE RECTALLY AND WRITE YOU A PRESCRIPTION FOR EXTRA STRENGTH TYLENOL.
4 papageorgio326 2012-12-09
That's not a very good business model Ted.
6 [deleted] 2012-12-09
IT CERTAINLY ISN'T FATHER GEORGIO.
1 papageorgio326 2012-12-09
Let's say someone comes in with a gun shot wound, but you've already met your quota for the number of patients you see in a day, do you just turn them away?
4 [deleted] 2012-12-09
WE SEND THEM OVER TO OUR SISTER STORE AT TED'S HANDY GUNSHOT BANDAIDS EMPORIUM. THE GANGREEN GOES AWAY IN 3.9 MONTHS, OR IT'S ON OLD TED!
5 [deleted] 2012-12-09
I GIVE BRAIN OPERATIONS WITH BIC PENS GREGGORY!
3 Ted_Sheckler_PI 2012-12-09
His picture hangs in every one of his emporiums.
http://www.tedsheckler.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/happybdayted.jpg
2 flaystus 2012-12-09
I wonder what kind of hats they make there
2 [deleted] 2012-12-09
And a school just opened up next door
2 Ted_Sheckler_PI 2012-12-09
Sure....Those kids better not be hiding any stolen candy.
2 NeedsAHero 2012-12-09
EACH PATIENT IN THE BURN WARD IS GIVEN A HAT MADE OUT OF STAPLES.
1 [deleted] 2012-12-09
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1 [deleted] 2012-12-09
I did too until I found /r/SimCity. Those guys know what they're talking about. This is my most financially sound city yet.
1 noooonan 2012-12-09
I hope this isn't the new Sim City....
1 [deleted] 2012-12-09
Not 2013, no.
1 jeepnjeff7 2012-12-09
HAHAHA!!!
1 [deleted] 2012-12-09
hahahaha