r/opieandanthony: Todays erock jingles

15 zenlogick 2012-11-13

Hey, my name is erock

Im fat and lazy

Whats my cholesterol

About 280!

14 Xamtor 2012-11-13

I was crying through Sympathy for the Nagel. Food food...

10 your_message_here 2012-11-13

I was crying on my way in to work this morning. The Street Fighting Man parody was amazing.

12 knitro 2012-11-13

fattypiggy fattypiggy fattypiggy fattypiggy fattypiggy JAM fattypiggy fattypiggy fattypiggy fattypiggy JAM fattypiggy fattypiggy fattypiggy BIG JAM TITS

4 Moklok 2012-11-13

That was by far my favorite of the day.....still doesnt beat Erock Army Nigga.

3 Gregsbouch 2012-11-13

"Hoagie biting man" is my winner

Maayoooooooo maayooooooooo maayooooooo maayoooooo BIG JAM TITS B-B-B-B-BIG JAM TITS

1 [deleted] 2012-11-13

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8 EdgarsTeethAreDry 2012-11-13

Am I the only one who found it even more hilarious when they were extremely mean and horribly produced? People who obviously aren't trying to show off their production skills, they just wanted to say really cruel things about Erock.

2 Biff_McFresh 2012-11-13

Same here, i like them with one or two lines of extreme brutalness that doesn't rhyme coupled with faint shitty instrumentals in the background.

7 jdlyga 2012-11-13

Erock the shitdick fat fuck was the best. So mean.

4 dom650 2012-11-13

i had to turn the show off to recover because i was laughing/crying so hard

3 RoosterBrains 2012-11-13

Did ya?

1 dom650 2012-11-13

Yes.

It can be embarrassing to laugh so hard in public.

4 noooonan 2012-11-13

I can't even remember which jingle it was but I almost ran my car off the road when I heard something like "I'm an asshole" in that one jingle.

3 ajtmcse 2012-11-13

While it was funny as hell, todays program will be submitted as evidence at some point in the future if he kills all of them one day...

2 [deleted] 2012-11-13

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3 Bobosgenitals 2012-11-13

I could not hold back tears when i heard the In Bloom parody.

3 dantheadultmale 2012-11-13

The big Jam tits and holiday jingle one had me laughing like a fool. Some might even say I was "howling."

2 [deleted] 2012-11-13

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2 mikejac 2012-11-13

Just hearing it on the replay...I'm crying at work here. Flawless contest

1 rentalanimal 2012-11-13

im logging in now to hear this! haha

1 rahtin 2012-11-13

I'm absolutely crying over here.

No fake.

2 mancubuss 2012-11-13

I wish the Katy perry one was sung,the lyrics were SO good!

2 99ovr 2012-11-13

"Erock, were you howling?"

2 AiCPearlJam 2012-11-13

"Erock the big fat shit fuck"

1 [deleted] 2012-11-13

What's my cholesterol -- about two eighty.

1 knitro 2012-11-13

fattypiggyfattypiggyfattypiggyfattypiggyfattypiggyfattypiggyfattypiggyfattypiggy

-2 marklarsen 2012-11-13

Am I only the one who's getting tired of the "Erock is fat" angle for the jingles? I'm not saying they aren't funny, but they always seem to get a bigger reaction than the jokes warrant, so now it seems to be the focal point for all the submissions.

I still like "Cuckold Party" the best. It's also one of the only finalists that's correct jingle length.

5 Acatalepsia 2012-11-13

For me its just the sheer relentless absurdity of it, not necessarily how good each joke in and of itself is.

1 mancubuss 2012-11-13

I loved the one that had a guy and girl and multiple verses. F can't remember the name.

3 Gregsbouch 2012-11-13

"Hoagie biting man" is my winner

Maayoooooooo maayooooooooo maayooooooo maayoooooo BIG JAM TITS B-B-B-B-BIG JAM TITS

Todays erock jingles

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