Who would win a "World's Sweetest Boy Contest?"

8  2012-11-10 by [deleted]

The two contestants are Jimmy and Fezzie:

  • Jimmy: ** Pros: a) A very sweet boy b) An award-winning sweet boy at that c) He is so sweet, when he makes mistakes, he becomes adorable so it all works out ! d) He makes many lonely he-shes company on a cold rainy night. ** Cons: a) Uses some unkind words to people who disagree with him. Very naughty. b) He and some of the other lads in his neighborhood hurt some elderly people when they younger and that wasn't very nice.

  • Fezzie: ** Pros: a.) So sweet, Ronnie B won't give up on him. b.) He loves Batman and refuses to tarnish his image by pretending to be him. c.) He's gay, so that automatically makes him a sweet and sensitive boys. d.) He supports all boys' right to twerk. e.) He cried over his grandmother, father, and Heath Ledger passing away. ** Cons: a.) He is not nice to interns and could use more appropriate social development. b.) He has tantrums when things don't go his way, but he's been getting better at giving himself timeouts.

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9 comments

Little Jimmy, hands down. He's a sweater boy cutie

James Norton. He is the very definition of a sweet boy.

Wait we're forgetting about Primetime Sammie Sweetheart Roberts.

Sammie Roberts is a tattletale and is therefore disqualified from any Sweet Boy contests for the foreseeable future.

Jimmy has to win. Fez is selfish, overly defensive, and goes off on people for having different opinions than him.

Fez is a hypersensitive faggot. Fuck him for attacking The Jay Mohrs and Opie.

Your post gave me douche chills.

Maybe you should put on a douche coat or sumpthin tss

ARENT YOU AFRAID YOULL FALL OR SUMTHIN tss tss