I wonder if they know they've named their restaurant after a violent white supremacist. Card carrying.

Don't tell them, they might change it up. I'm going to go give a glowing review right now.

I'll take one cup of Joe please. (cup of shit)

might need to head over to Urban Dictionary again

*cup a JoeH

Joe's getting his subpoena ready.

Best peeler potatoes on the west coast. Also , only U2 on the playlist

No fucking way. What a glorious day. This sub is the best thing on the internet. Fuck you Bro Joe!

This is fucking great.

Hey, Joe, you’re finally getting the recognition you deserve! 🤘😎

No. Fucking. Way.

Reality is whatever we want it to be.

Meme magic is real man

Never forget the Les Bains plane crash

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We are beautiful golden gods

Wowowow

This makes me feel good. Will he get a gig there? Sue them?

Prett soon-"I have a stream of income due to business dealings with a coffee shop."

RESIDUALS

This somehow feels as significant as when we killed Amy Schumer's career.

That sounds like opie's "we had them in back when no one knew them" brag, but now that you mention it I'm pretty sure she blamed the old sub as an "alt-right" group

It's absolutely true, all 3 videos that started her controversy were created by a member of the original sub which then spread like wildfire.

Bald Opie on that morning show was an often forgotten field goal.

Had enough self awareness to not align himself with his cohosts, yet fucking castrates the Chocolate Rain bit by yelling "Chocolate rain" like a buffoon

She knew who started it today. Why else would she go to Worm's apartment, unannounced, to frantically do his "advice show"?

Which then spawned the infamous "any of you could have called in" sub post from Jim.

Fatty, Logan the Pedophile and Piggy all think we're alt-right. The Cumia retards think we're lefty snowflakes offended by their edginess and success.

In reality we're just bored autistic faggots and don't care about the politics of these dummies, only their ability to squeal when jabbed. But that doesn't feed the ego.

In reality, that would make us the sane ones.

We are merely observers... As well as pilferers of home audio equipment

Eh...the audio equipment thing was more of a side hustle.

It's all in the game tho right?

we are neither bored, autistic or faggots either. we are indeed freethinkers and thought leaders.

refer to us properly or go have sex with James at the Big Apple Ranch.

This is the funniest thing about Joe IMO. He seems to believe he's engaged in some sort of ideological battle here and fails to realize we're all just highly amused by his beefy-breasted antics. That's why he can never truly "win", no matter what he does we'll just laugh more.

Holy fucking shit!! Having a coffee shop named after him might rival his People's Court appearance.

I might have to agree. A thriving business with his insult as the name. At this very moment there are a bunch of people wearing shirts with this name on it and drinking from " Brother Joe" cups.

And they're Libtard millenial people!

Cant make this shit up.

Joes gearing up for a class action lawsuit once he bilks the money out of AntH

Sounds like an expensive plan that will backfire. I'd like to see that.

West Coast quinoa tech people, the second worst kind of liberal after all the others.

Imagine when this shop sees the Peoples Court episode for the first time.

SUBPOENA!

u/dixxer100 comment?

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Not interested.

He can't afford it.

...in the big time.

He'll probably DMCA them.

Can I comment?

Sure, but Joe will DMCA your reply.

I'm stupid

*Edit Spelling: Stoopid

...what???? you don't think I find this funny too???? you guys cant win, trust me :) It's good to know that I live RENT FREE in your tiny pea-brained heads. Keep thinking about me 24/7 buddy!!

This bit sucks.

https://www.brotherjoegt.com

They have some liberal horseshit environmentally sustainable fair trade coffee!!! I bet there isn't even a gun on the package.

damn that prime rib and fries look fawking good. coffee shops dont usually serve stuff like that. brother joe should be proud!

If he went in there and tried to brag that he was the actual Brother Joe she would hit him with the " That seems pretty far fetched." He would then go onto explaining that his brother foots his bills and show her all his internet baggage to her disgust.

She then still charges him full price for the irish coffee.

Don’t forget he would let her know he’s not a pedophile

I wish I could hear the conversation of him trying to explain what this place is to her. It never goes well.

So so so so you see there's this place called IM-AGUR...

Oh God, I had forgotten all about the Irish Coffee fiasco. It's from this year also iirc, what a gift this place is.

Joe only buys coffee where the code word for 15% off are words like freedom or patriot.

Remember when he boycotted starbucks because they apologized for having black people arrested, then proceeded to invite someone to starbucks?

I think ol BroJoe might be an idiot.

I love Joe's goldfish memory

There it is: on this blessed day, in addition to this coffee shop, Joe photoshops will now feature him as a goldfish. Well done all around.

If you can get clueless peoples court joes face blended onto a goldfish, that would be nice.

It was a 5d chess mice by Joe in order to lull the libtard into a false sense of security by going to her environment. The art of the deal, baby 😎😎😎

james for whatever reason will not help his brother runs his business successfully though. sad.

🤙🏿

Us joking about " lets get a starbucks" just got 10x funnier.

Remember when he knowingly invited a person over to his house who was convicted or raping a 12-year-old with a weapon? The NYS Sex Offender registry does.

© 2023 by Brother Joe's Co., LLC

I see they have the same lack of familiarity with copyright law and tenuous grasp on the English language as /u/doxxer100

they are just well ahead of their time, avantgarde if you will.

Lmao that's fucking great

They splurged on the LLC like you should and Joe just spent that on SOA gear instead.

For all the fawking haters: here's more confirmation, this sub is the show and has been for the last 5 years.

Management is loving the direction of the show.

Can't wait until Westwood One picks us up

She makes more money off his name than he does.

Sorry to comment again, but is this for real?

If it is, I am praying that they get a long-winded, bumbling email from Joe.

https://i.imgur.com/Atf3iMj.png

It's real alright

Oh what the fuck.. Georgetown.. SEATTLE?! There's more likelihood that I go to Georgetown, Guyana.

I'm going to DC in a couple weeks and was absolutely going to go there and do a live stream.

jim jones yuma

Indeed, but also, I legit kinda want to go there and have been looking into trips ahah

"Brojo Instagram"

They even took his nickname.

Life is infinitely stranger than anything which the mind of man could invent. We would not dare to conceive the things which are really mere commonplaces of existence.

Sherlock Holmes. A man of letters.

I know Joe is gonna pull some dumb shit because he definitely believes he's owed money for this. God speed Joe.

People's Court Part II?

if this happens, by Allah the Almighty, i shall built a mosque with my own hands in his honor.

inshallah

Put it by ground zero.

The Cumia Islamic Jihad Center, dedicate it to Mohammeds 9yr old wife Aisha

So God will

That goes for me too, Allah. I'll make sure this guy builds you a mosque with spires so high they dare touch your face.

Guyana is a lot of fun. The people are great. I don't know about a touristy/resort type experience, but it's a lovely place.

I bet your National Geographic titties blended right in

That's what I've heard! So what did you do if you weren't staying with tourists?

I have people there... just hung out and visited with them, saw the city, partied, whatever. Briefly visited a little bit of the jungle and I want to see more.

Fucking weak. Where is the LARGE turkey sandwich and RED gatorade?

she only got the logo wrong a little bit. imagine it not being a rhino but a cow...

I would've probably shit my pants if it was a cow.

It's now my life's goal to get my hands on one of those coffee mugs.

A buddy of mine in the area is going to try to snag one for me, or a t-shirt. He hasn't asked why. A true friend.

We got boots on the ground.

Your buddy might have just found a side business...

Don't let him Diego you George.

Tell him about killer Kuhn

How do things keep happening? It's like the universe exist just for us.

We're on a mission from god.

Now all we need is a pet chimp like Mr Muggs in Jonestown

It does.

Annunaki represent!

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A lifetime of silence behind the green door

This sub taught me that everything exists. And if you look for a connection, you will find it

I was just reading that book from the 30's about willing success into existence. Started to feel like some feel good huckey.

Now, now I am a believer.

It's egregore.

Chaos magick

We control reality.

It’s all a simulation.

Meme magic is real.

Bet this coffee shop thought they were so clever with their name. Serves them right.

So so so so so so soy latte please.

what a strange world we live in

Is this fucking real?!?! Like, the read the definition, stopped after the first clause, and said let's make this weak, feeble little guy our bottom bitch?!

THE SUB HAS DONE MORE RELEVANT SHIT IN THE LAST THREE YEARS THAN ANY FORMER MEMBER OF THE SHOW!

Brothermen has retired, and everybody else was a follower. We are the show now, as many are saying unironically.

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or Earthworm Café

Encino Man Bistro?

Even the Cumio Bros. have to get a laugh from this. It's truly amazing.

That would require self-awareness and modesty. Something tells me those niggers will respond to this with impotent rage like they do everything.

well I hope we've contributed to that cynicism and Ant's fear of being stuff outside of his bubble

I'm going there this weekend.

Ask her if she's affiliated with the racist from SiriusXM.

Or don't, and keep the bit alive.

.....lol 😂😂😂

IM ANTHONY CUMIAS BROTHER DOES ANYONE WANT A VENTI ICED COFFEE?

CAN I BUY YOU A BROTHER JOE?

I've Jimmy-wheeze-laughed at this four times so far. Anth needs to die penniless, with Joe resorting to Wendy Thomas spokesman roles before they hire a hot, young replacement.

Yep....and that would be my life well-lived.

This is a glitch in the Matrix.

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It's not just us Joe, the universe itself thinks you're a faggot who deserves nothing but ridicule.

You know you fucked up when space doesnt appreciate them claiming it as their own.

We've moved into another plane of existence, gang.

We must all be dead and this is our purgatory.

The afterlife is PFG, child.

Please don't quote Scorch and Rapist Pat in the same sentence

HOLEEE SHIT!

Lol, this can’t be real!

This is beyond amazing. I hope they can franchise it.

This fucking sub. Slow god damn clap.

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This is so insane and funny that it's hard to comprehend. If Slow Joe hadn't cried to a fat dead guy about being bullied, this cup wouldn't exist.

They need to sell merch.

Oh my

There is no fucking way he hasn't already sent them a cease and desist he copy pasted from a google search.

Jungian synchronicities up in this muuuuggg

Wtf, is she a fan of the sub?!

i felt like i was dreaming this. 😹😹😹fkin got his ass

A fruity, airy blend of dark arabica beans and stupid Mediterranean caramel.

This is gold jerry, gold!

Jesus fucking Christ. This sub leveled up

Great, now i get to burst into laughter in public all week like a psychopath again. Fucking christ

My word

Is this real life?

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I wanna go to Seattle now

I logged in here today figuring OK, the sub must be gone again by now. Then I see this hilarity and I'm reminded of why I come here in the first place. Uncle Udders stays up all night furiously doing battle with the sub, working his hairy man-beefers into a sweaty frenzy. Meanwhile we wake up, log in and just have the comedy handed to us like a gift from above. It's just so, so funny on so, so many levels.

Is the logo a bovine?

Rhino

So close damn it

Come on which one of you is “mono” Keller

Moo cow is gonna be working overtime of the DMCAs this month. Holy fuck that funny.

This is absolutely amazing. This fucking sub man...oh happy day.

So customers who search for info on this Cafe will also get info on Joe queuemia?

This Brother Joe actually pays their taxes.