He was channeling his own teen years, after his dad left and Roe was getting abused by black men who'd run a train on her. Joe hated this, but was too much of a pussy to do anything, so he and Ant would cry under his bed and suck each other off.
Is it? I haven't seen Looney Tunes. I hear it's good. Those guys who animate it are fucking GREAT, man. That's what I've been told, I mean. I only saw a small part of it.
imagine the same man from that The People's Court episode actually sitting down with his stupid """reading""" glasses, opening a laptop infested with gay porn pop-up viruses, and carefully tapping out every letter on the keyboard by sight to craft this and every other insane wall of text that he vomits out onto the internet
No way hes that coordinated, he has to use the speech to text feature. Of course after that it has to be proofread by someone w/proper chromosome allocation.
Uncle Udders really seems to think he's involved in some sort of classic battle of the wits here, where the goal is to outsmart the Redditards and has no idea that no matter what he does the joke is always on him.
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1 PeeSoup3030 2019-09-09
Joe assumes everyone is as dumb as he is.
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-09-09
It's actually worse he thinks hes smarter
1 joemoomia 2019-09-09
He thinks he's developed an in-depth psychological profile of the sub users which he can use to infiltrate and trick them into "exposing" themselves.
1 Phkna1 2019-09-09
He spends a lot of time grooming teens, so he knows how they think.
1 wbgreen 2019-09-09
He was channeling his own teen years, after his dad left and Roe was getting abused by black men who'd run a train on her. Joe hated this, but was too much of a pussy to do anything, so he and Ant would cry under his bed and suck each other off.
1 ButtFarts2019 2019-09-09
Joe is like the road runner but with Down syndrome. Just a bunch of wacky tactics that all fall face first because he’s dumb as a bag of shit.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-09-09
THAT'S THE COYOTE, YOU STUPID COCKSUCKER!!!
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-09
Is it? I haven't seen Looney Tunes. I hear it's good. Those guys who animate it are fucking GREAT, man. That's what I've been told, I mean. I only saw a small part of it.
1 bigbird911 2019-09-09
Bugs.. something amirite or no?
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2019-09-09
I don't know dick about the internet is my favorite Joe quote.
1 McGowan9 2019-09-09
Joe adhering to the advice "write what you know."
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1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-09-09
Why would he think we care about domestic violence? My first reaction is that his mom probably wouldn't stop nagging poor Shawn.
1 dazzlefloss 2019-09-09
imagine the same man from that The People's Court episode actually sitting down with his stupid """reading""" glasses, opening a laptop infested with gay porn pop-up viruses, and carefully tapping out every letter on the keyboard by sight to craft this and every other insane wall of text that he vomits out onto the internet
1 Knife_rapist 2019-09-09
I wouldn't be surprised if he types it all out on his phone.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-09-09
Two index fingers on the keyboard
1 bigbird911 2019-09-09
Huntin’ pectin’ and suckin’
1 BloviatingUdders 2019-09-09
No way hes that coordinated, he has to use the speech to text feature. Of course after that it has to be proofread by someone w/proper chromosome allocation.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-09-09
Probably makes Layla write it when she just wants to go to the park with her friends
1 Jungies 2019-09-09
"You'd like 'em Daddy - they have more tattoos than you do!"
1 bigbird911 2019-09-09
LAAAAAYLAAAAA! Come’eer and take down ‘dis dictayshun
1 SpaceEdgesDom 2019-09-09
proceeds to write an incredibly long rambling paragraph
Yeah, this was Joe.
1 just_a_mean_person 2019-09-09
But he said it wasn't him. He woild tell us if it was wouldn't he?
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-09-09
Absolutely. Definitely. He would tell you.
1 bigbird911 2019-09-09
No Joe would lie, terribly
1 TheBravestButthole 2019-09-09
GREETINGS MY FELLOW MILLENNIALS. I DON'T KNOW DICK ABOUT THE INTERNET
1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-09-09
Who was the recipient of this genius level psyop?
1 AmberBeard 2019-09-09
This was posted by /u/itllbeceesh
The mods were sent this screenshot as well and they said they were pmed as well. Some other randoms got it too.
1 Nothing_of_merit 2019-09-09
Writing u instead of 'you' really is the ultimate masque of deception...
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1 TheWelfareMan 2019-09-09
Such a gigantic paragraph
1 zombie247 2019-09-09
I forgot about this lol. " I dont know dick about the internet " Sounds like a 16 year old to me.
1 joemoomia 2019-09-09
Uncle Udders really seems to think he's involved in some sort of classic battle of the wits here, where the goal is to outsmart the Redditards and has no idea that no matter what he does the joke is always on him.
1 SextonHardcastle11 2019-09-09
I honestly believe that Bobo is smarter than Joe Cumia.
1 50sSpaceProgram 2019-09-09
He is fucking obsessed. We own his mind. Anytime we want him to dance, he does.