He used to go out of his way to claim he liked the most vanilla sex possible on O&A. Couldn't understand any fetish that was brought up, didn't like dirty talk, couldn't even understand liking the idea of pulling someone's skirt up to fuck. He just wanted a completely nude woman to lie down with his ghoulish body on top pumping away. Also, as a 55 year old alcoholic, he had no trouble getting as hard as he did at 18 for this.
Which is all fine, except then it turns out that the only things we actually know about his sex life is that he kept a vibrating egg hidden away, likes fucking transsexuals, and is unable to get an erection for a young woman at all. I'm certain that all his talk about vanilla sex with a woman was a cover for enjoying some of the most heinous and depraved gay shit imaginable.
He's afraid of and intimidated by real women, which is why his sex fantasies center around young girls with no sexual experience and no expectations. A seventeen year old "girlfriend" is easily impressed by things an adult woman would consider unremarkable, like a car or a karaoke machine or an eight-ball and her lack of sexual experience makes it impossible for her to measure or judge him against anyone else.
36 comments
2 tjdon 2019-09-08
I doubt he fucks at all. According to an ex he just watches tv, drinks and rants about liberals.
1 AnthonyCumia_LGBT 2019-09-08
He’s a Ralph Cifaretto type.
1 DigitechLooper 2019-09-08
He tops from the bottom?
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-09-08
HE'S A FAAAA-AAAAAAG!
1 SibHashian13 2019-09-08
And tweets. Don’t forget that he tweets
1 fawwkyeah 2019-09-08
He putsa fucking vibrating egg up his ass and used to pretend to cum inside his ex wife
He’s a complete and total homosexual
2 Pud_Suckley 2019-09-08
He used to go out of his way to claim he liked the most vanilla sex possible on O&A. Couldn't understand any fetish that was brought up, didn't like dirty talk, couldn't even understand liking the idea of pulling someone's skirt up to fuck. He just wanted a completely nude woman to lie down with his ghoulish body on top pumping away. Also, as a 55 year old alcoholic, he had no trouble getting as hard as he did at 18 for this.
Which is all fine, except then it turns out that the only things we actually know about his sex life is that he kept a vibrating egg hidden away, likes fucking transsexuals, and is unable to get an erection for a young woman at all. I'm certain that all his talk about vanilla sex with a woman was a cover for enjoying some of the most heinous and depraved gay shit imaginable.
1 senselessdegenerate 2019-09-08
He doesn’t pay Joe 60k for nothing that’s all I’m saying.
1 joemoomia 2019-09-08
He's afraid of and intimidated by real women, which is why his sex fantasies center around young girls with no sexual experience and no expectations. A seventeen year old "girlfriend" is easily impressed by things an adult woman would consider unremarkable, like a car or a karaoke machine or an eight-ball and her lack of sexual experience makes it impossible for her to measure or judge him against anyone else.
1 Persianschlong 2019-09-08
Has to keep his energy up to fend off the brown people at the border that built his neighborhood
1 ShowpizzaBizbear 2019-09-08
I believe Dani said he yells at the TV while watching the news.
People who do that are childish assholes.
1 Boxocox696969 2019-09-08
People who do that are dreaming about child assholes. Ftfy
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-09-08
Those tweens must have been really hurting for ipads if they let this living folk demon fuck them
1 TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-09-08
Don’t you dare talk shit about celebrated actor Bill Byrge.
1 Leofan7 2019-09-08
pERfEcT nItE!!1!
1 naked_militiaman 2019-09-08
Hitchcock indeed
1 Reaux_Chambeaux 2019-09-08
This had to be a leaked photo, right? That catfisher?
Otherwise, Jesus Christ, wouldn't you ... look at that and hit delete regardless?
Or maybe he did and that's the "good" take. Holy shit.
1 aRTie02150 2019-09-08
No. Not at all. This is a still from some vine video he made about twix and a perfect night.
Someone has a link somewhere.
1 Reaux_Chambeaux 2019-09-08
Good lord
1 aRTie02150 2019-09-08
Yes he is wickedly ugly.
1 HandsomeBlue 2019-09-08
https://youtu.be/sQw5AO8hhyE
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-09-08
Oh Jesus fucking Christ
1 fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-09-08
r/aww My uncle with cerebral palsy. He's still hilarious and always in such high spirits!
1 McGowan9 2019-09-08
He really does look like he has Lou Gehrig's disease or something.
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2019-09-08
Inhuman
1 ChineseGuitars 2019-09-08
fucking cancer ward faggot
1 Red_Head_On_A_Stick 2019-09-08
That mouth looks filthier than a komodo dragon's.
1 MonsieurSodomie 2019-09-08
Sloppy the dummy lookin ass nigga
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-09-08
Nice crakhead teeth niaburr.
1 hormoneAbusingFreak 2019-09-08
Is that chocolate all over his teeth
1 MonsteRain 2019-09-08
Twix bar!
1 BovineCoomia 2019-09-08
No, it's shit.
1 FudgeHolden 2019-09-08
When I read the book The Stand, this is what I imagined Trashcan Man looked like.
1 boogsuge 2019-09-08
That video was legitimately terrifying
1 MyMyMyMyTrainsona 2019-09-08
Twix bar, three stooges... Perfect night!! 😀
1 Opie4EvaAnthonyNever 2019-09-08
Creepy old faggot