Wait I'm confused. Aren't you supposed to cut all ties with a family member that has Alzheimer's? Especially if you lucked into a lucrative job and have millions in the bank? You know...cause it might make you sad.

37  2019-09-06 by Jim-sucks-shit

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What do y’all think some of my favorite songs are? 😜😜

I bet there’s one or two Clapton tunes you enjoyed back in your day.

Papa was a rolling stone

Bet your walls smell like a footlocker

Nah I actually just read the box of these new pads I got to see if they was scented (they aint) bc it smell like roses down there

Rape is a dish best served to blacks

How'd the stone end up in your belly?

I could see you owning a few Isley Brothers records for when your colored male companions would stop by and throw those legs into the air.

RO IS DEAD

RO IS DEEEEEAD

ZOMBIE

ZOMBIE

ZOMBEH-EH-EH

Carry on wayward son

Don't You (Forget About Me) by Simple Minds?

Dazed and Confused

That only matters when the person/family member is a LIBTARD.

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Reminder that dawn correct joe publically because joe implied their mom was dead. http://opieandanthonyarchives.com/images/edited/not_dead.jpg

He went so far as to stage a photo with sal to communicate that

It's been said a thousand times but this is why joe is so funny. I wouldn't even think of something that dumb but in his mid its genius. Like posting a picture with a random black girl to prove hes not racists. It's like Joe's law, think of the dumbest way out of a situation that actually does the opposite of what hes trying to do.

I'm so conflicted here. Would it be more embarrassing to correct your brother publicly about something like the death of your own mother or not say anything at all and let people find out over time that she was, in fact, alive and your brother just changed the meaning of the phrase "gone long ago... miss my mom."

Joe Cumia you are a real piece of work!

She had to correct him, but yeah that bovine pedophile retard put her in an impossible situation

9 lb baby.

Find out their favorite songs, then ruin them with shitty covers while they eat