Guys I was so depressed I thought we were done

102  2019-09-21 by ants_ccw_permit

This is the only thing that distracts me from my shit life

76 comments

1  suirogerg 2019-09-21

Shut your face, stupid.

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-09-21

K

1  suirogerg 2019-09-21

I was only jokin’

1  FAGGOT-FAGGOT 2019-09-21

black person

1  FourzyLogo 2019-09-21

N person.

1  Justsomeapple4 2019-09-21

Don't you do it! Don't! You... I GOT NOWHERE ELSE TO GO! I got nowhere else to g... I got nothin' else.

1  JamesHefnerDMCA 2019-09-21

Hey buddy, if you ever need to talk. I'm here

1  Rich_Vos_Rolex 2019-09-21

We need people to remind others that the squirter is NOT aife material and Joe has 2, sometimes 4, kids.

1  Persianschlong 2019-09-21

Also nothing wrong jerkin to kp

1  CompoundPhishin 2019-09-21

Pal around with convicted pedophiles all youd like. Anyone can do it!

1  PsychopathyRed 2019-09-21

I lurve yo black ass

1  ChocolateHellHole 2019-09-21

Show your tits. Preferably with the button cropped out.

1  qxzv 2019-09-21

You don't like belly button beefers?

1  Double_Action_Army 2019-09-21

Her beefers are sliders at best

1  yevyoyevyo 2019-09-21

You think shaving that twat hair and posting some spread shots might cheer you up, beautiful?

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-09-21

Where do people sell pussy these days. Is skipthegames any good.

1  TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-09-21

Nah just throw them on imagurr

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-09-21

No I need actual people to fug me for $$ haven't done this in a few years lost all my clients and craigslist and backpage are gone wtf

1  aRTie02150 2019-09-21

What can I get for $25?

1  throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-09-21

her kids

1  TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-09-21

Line of the daaaay!

1  cthulhu_110 2019-09-21

SNOOWAYYY!!

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-09-21

Down payment on a plan B.

1  marklarsen 2019-09-21

Hepatitis, probably.

1  The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-21

More like hepatITIS, am I right?

Oh, ah, racial yuma. It never gets old.

1  thrillated 2019-09-21

You hooked, huh? Color me completely unsurprised. What were your rates and did you do weird shit with the belly ball?

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-09-21

I got $400 a pop. I kept the belly covered. Better for everyone involved.

1  thrillated 2019-09-21

Lmao $400 and what would you charge today for those National Geographic titties?

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-09-21

The same honestly. It's kind of a how much would it take for you to do this situation and that's the lowest number I'm entertaining.

1  thrillated 2019-09-21

I mean, you gotta keep your self steem afloat somehow. I get it.

1  CumpoundMedia 2019-09-21

That's pretty fair. $133.33 per tit.

1  The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-21

Beefers will outstrip Bitcoin in the coming financial quarter! Invest it all in Beefers!

1  sherockradio 2019-09-21

I thought you were just a nice single mother trying to make it in the big city, and entertain some likeminded fellas with your butthole. This does not reflect well on us honorable sub members.

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-09-21

Yeah I was doing great moved out of the ghetto, got my kids into a nice school and then I got fuckin laid off from work and no one will hire me. Life is so gay

1  PatBattle1 2019-09-21

Be safe sams seed! My friend in my wrestling club works as a security guard for escorts. he had to beat this guy up because he wouldnt let the lady leave!

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-09-21

Thanks babe. Congrats on the weight loss

1  EasilyForgotten1138 2019-09-21

I'd definitely pay money to hang out witcha.

1  billdipshitbellamy 2019-09-21

Sign up to some video fetish site. You'll find an audience.

1  thrillated 2019-09-21

Is there a TMNT section?

1  The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-21

Now don't sell yourself short.

There's got to be a belly button fetishist out there just yearning to be your new pay pig. You just have to find him.

1  GloryHolejoeH 2019-09-21

Good girl. What are the rates to fly you out west for some ballzdeep anal?

1  yevyoyevyo 2019-09-21

You're beautiful anyway and uncle daddy loves youm sweetheart

1  D0WhatN0w 2019-09-21

Maybe you should whip up a lil something to bolster our resolve in these trying times.

1  Double_Action_Army 2019-09-21

Yeah much better than your two chilluns, I'm sure

1  Pud_Suckley 2019-09-21

I hope everyone, including Joe, knows that I will be here on our 500th sub, saidit, voat, 8chan, some bootleg forum, usenet, or TOR, trying to ruin the Cumias and Jim's life if that's what it takes.

It's my life's ambition and nothing will get in the way.

1  Dickhead89 2019-09-21

I think the Cumia’s are ruined, on to the worm.

1  JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS 2019-09-21

They aren't ruined until sells his Long Island Mcmansion and I get to piss on his stupid plastic dinosaur

1  Leofan7 2019-09-21

alt.roe.cumio?

1  The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-21

Attaboy

1  DigitechLooper 2019-09-21

To the very end, it’s been an honour. To the Band of Brothermen.

1  jjfrunkiss 2019-09-21

Was the last banning because of dmca’s again or that bill burr picture rattling a few cages?

1  lowendranger 2019-09-21

I thought I'd have to take a trip to the rope store.

1  The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-21

I thought stock in small wooden stools, inc. was about to go through the roof

1  SwaG-JuGGalO-YoLO69 2019-09-21

If you’re ever considering that remember that joes address is public.

1  HandsomeIndigo 2019-09-21

The account that I'm a tribute act of got us for now bby grl

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-09-21

I'm not getting it...

1  thjykkikkik 2019-09-21

shut it you dumb attention whore faggot. god why do women have to ruin everything men have.

1  The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-21

Why do you keep coming back? Everyone hates you. Go away forever.

1  praise_st_mel 2019-09-21

Who is that?

1  thjykkikkik 2019-09-21

some tard who is wrong about who he thinks i am lol

1  praise_st_mel 2019-09-21

Since youre answering questions not directed at you, who do they think you are?

1  thjykkikkik 2019-09-21

Since youre answering questions not directed at you shutup ya dumb homo lmao

1  YangChensFenderStore 2019-09-21

Since youre answering questions not directed at you shutup ya dumb homo lmao

He didn't do that. I thought you might be SRP, but you got what he would call n-word reading level.

1  The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-21

Both of you can go screw

1  YangChensFenderStore 2019-09-21

Never, I'm too invested.

1  The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-21

You stupid motherfucker

1  praise_st_mel 2019-09-21

Who is it though

1  The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-21

We'll never be done

This is work that God called us to do

1  Ishvonpoopstein 2019-09-21

This is the most real and entertaining place on Reddit, please stay alive!

1  McGowan9 2019-09-21

Haven't you been paying attention? This will never end.

1  toe_trigger 2019-09-21

Never. I don't care if there's only 5 of us left, I'll never get tired of calling Joe a retard and reminding him he humiliated himself on stage with his faggot boomer idols.

1  JumboYumYums 2019-09-21

I WILL NEVER STOP

1  snargfursk 2019-09-21

Shut up

1  MonsterSteve 2019-09-21

Are you sure you're not depressed because your babies are fatherless and you're belly button looks like Epcot Center?

1  big_saint_james 2019-09-21

are there any imgur nude comps of this chocolate treat?

1  JamieConway 2019-09-21

I've never felt closer to a group of strangers than I do with you guys. Probably says quite a bit about how fucked up I am.