I ain't buyin' yo cheap ass no coffee

16  2019-09-21 by billdipshitbellamy

9 comments

I used to fuck someone that looked like her. She was a proud ex-prostitute and had a mushy vadge.

lol no jk she was horribly ashamed of it and nobody ever loved her.

I'd fuck her, hate myself for it, then spend the next five years feeling gross and ashamed masturbating to the memory.

Bro I can smell through the phone.

I do this quarterly.

quit bragging, cool guy!

Looks like she's about to tell Matt Damon to take it slow with his poker playing

Joe tried to buy this person a coffee with Anthony's money.