"You're a child with a dictionary."

1  2019-09-15 by FatSciFiAuthor1

11 comments

Paid to think about politics? Another lie from Patrick. If I remember right he did write some articles for the The hill or another political publication but they stopped using him because he sucked. Pat of course said he stopped writing in protest for them because they didn’t pay him. Seriously.

Ha, I never heard of their parting before. This is great!

"Fuck you, you suck. Go away."

"You guys owe me money."

crickets

He likes to spin all this as us just being alt-right trolls who fucked with him for being a political firebrand. Fact is he's just always been an abrasive, completely unlikable sack of shit. The norm post was barely a year ago. You can go through years worth of his reddit, Twitter and YouTube accounts and see tons of random people calling him out on his childish attitude. You fucking stink /u/patrickstomlinson

Also /u/patrickstomlinson you're fat and ugly, inside and out.

I wonder if Pat talks to the police this way

Fat pat: Hello officer child. I would like to file an official grievance against the reddit nazis calling me a fat faggot.

Officer: What the fuck is reddit?

FP: Hush child. They have been harassing me for no reason for a year now.

O: Have you tried just ignoring them sir?

FP: oh sweet summer child, that would be letting the trolls win. I am just an actual tough guy, a warrior.

O: We'll look into it sir.

Patrick waddles out like the bloated pig he is and the police all proceed to laugh and make fun of him.

How exactly is he “paid to think about politics?” You’re a big-mouthed buffoon whom almost everyone who comes in contact with despises within minutes. You write your shitty, terribly written books; Living off your wife, while you drink and eat and Tweet like an “actual tough guy” to people you know won’t bother going to your shithole city and slap you around, you soft faggot. The audacity you have to talk about fathers and their daughters when you’re a childless, sterile embarrassment would almost be offensive were you not such a laughable lump of fat, bloated shit.

How exactly is he “paid to think about politics?”

Fonald Plump will be remembered in the Halls of Political Satire alongside Swift's "A Modest Proposal" and Colbert's "The Colbert Report", sweet-honey-child.

lmao no one pays him to think about politics. guy gets one tweet going and think hes a cnn anchor

This is so disgusting. That woman actually went out and did something she thought would be useful to the cause she believes in. Meanwhile Patrick just smugly sits on his fat retard ass and does nothing but (at best) inconsequential Tweeting. Still, he thinks he is superior (because this deluded retard faggot thinks in such terms) to that person who actually tried to be useful to others.

How dare you question Fatrick's actions, child?

He wore a pink shirt to protect pedophiles who were scared from anti pedophilia protesters.