He's obviously the fattest person in his social circle. When he would constantly deny being fat I assumed it was because he was from the midwest and everyone around him was twice as big so of course he wouldn't consider himself fat. But he's clearly the fattest person he knows.
"Not fat, big boned, child," the behemoth said. He then unhinged his jaw and swallowed an urban youth whole. "Oopsie doodles!"
He belched and a license plate landed on the table, ruining yet another game of Dungeons and Dragons. His second wife was tearing into a third box of wine.
Pat's friends definitely hate him. He thinks this couple will look at their wedding photos and say "haha, there's Pat! Such a character!" but in reality it's more like "hey, there's Pat. Fat fucking asshole even had to make our wedding photo about him. Fuck I hate that guy, why do we hang out with him."
There are thirty legs in this photo and of course Tublinson is the only one grandstanding, making it all about himself, and has a leg lifted into the air. He thought it would come off as whacky but it just looks like his fat ass is ripping a fat ass's fart
35 comments
1 Somerville_Dan 2019-09-14
I love my second wife, child
1 FrightyFright 2019-09-14
My second, fatter wife
1 fatty-patty-2 2019-09-14
Thicci Nikki.
1 Mintwa 2019-09-14
It's the opposite of wheres Waldo
1 BigAppleRanchRep 2019-09-14
Where's retardo
1 ellencakehorn 2019-09-14
Wheres Walrus
1 SuperToes845 2019-09-14
Dear god, he's fat.
1 Kim_Jong_Pun_ 2019-09-14
Nice location for a photo shoot, stupid.
1 percykaramello 2019-09-14
It's urban.
1 FlatlipsTLumpyson 2019-09-14
That's a dog whistle for nigger.
1 TheDarkFezRises 2019-09-14
He ruins everything, even wedding pictures.
1 percykaramello 2019-09-14
There's a reason he's on the end and everyone seems repulsed by his presence.
1 TheDarkFezRises 2019-09-14
I'd love to see where the framed version cuts off.
1 SuperToes845 2019-09-14
Right after Niki's right boob.
1 Somerville_Dan 2019-09-14
Niki has three boobs in this picture
1 Galloping_Bull 2019-09-14
ohh, I get it. it's one those trick questions. obviously they're all faggots.
1 jwayneluke 2019-09-14
True, but one is the faggiest
1 rykorotez 2019-09-14
He's obviously the fattest person in his social circle. When he would constantly deny being fat I assumed it was because he was from the midwest and everyone around him was twice as big so of course he wouldn't consider himself fat. But he's clearly the fattest person he knows.
1 kingship75 2019-09-14
I thought you weren't supposed to wear black at a wedding.
1 FlatlipsTLumpyson 2019-09-14
I guarantee nikki blacked out and got blacked.
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-09-14
“Let’s take a picture near this dumpster” I bet that’s hobo piss
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-09-14
Nobody wanted to be near Pat, I’m sure the people involved cropped him out. These are probably Nikki’s friends.
1 ellencakehorn 2019-09-14
All aboard the Felch Train! Woo woo!
1 fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-09-14
I thought the guy to the right of the bride was Jim Norton. So I thought I found the faggot. Then I saw Patty cakes.
1 RowerOfFortune79 2019-09-14
First Runner-Up: The dateless asshole bending over like he’s taking a big dump
1 anorock13 2019-09-14
So many choices in this photo....
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-09-14
That’s what I thought too. Im like “at this point I bet even the guy holding the camera fits the profile.”
1 Ant_Sucks 2019-09-14
If you zoom in you can see he's making a girly fist.
1 Der-Giftpilz 2019-09-14
i bet he ripped his pants trying to do that
1 FatSciFiAuthor1 2019-09-14
Fatso like always in the corner trying hard to draw all the attention to himself, child.
1 Mikekekeke 2019-09-14
"Not fat, big boned, child," the behemoth said. He then unhinged his jaw and swallowed an urban youth whole. "Oopsie doodles!"
He belched and a license plate landed on the table, ruining yet another game of Dungeons and Dragons. His second wife was tearing into a third box of wine.
1 TheSixMillionKid_ 2019-09-14
Pat's friends definitely hate him. He thinks this couple will look at their wedding photos and say "haha, there's Pat! Such a character!" but in reality it's more like "hey, there's Pat. Fat fucking asshole even had to make our wedding photo about him. Fuck I hate that guy, why do we hang out with him."
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-09-14
There are thirty legs in this photo and of course Tublinson is the only one grandstanding, making it all about himself, and has a leg lifted into the air. He thought it would come off as whacky but it just looks like his fat ass is ripping a fat ass's fart
1 CoolAIDSman69 2019-09-14
Wait why is he literally cheering over heterosexuality
This is vurrrry problematic
1 Twatsmash 2019-09-14
What a mincing fat “everyone loves me!!” faggot. Big Niki is looking like the Juggernaut in a dress too.