It's funny how he was so quick to protect that fat girl at the gym but not his unborn daughter in his ex-wife's womb. His signature was quite the "fuck you" to that little girl.
Interviewer: So I hear you love to take the anal virginity of young boys?
Fatso Patso: That depends, what is your stance on sodomy?
Interviewer: We are just like hollywood here, we fuck kids 24/7 365. Well 366 considering we commit so much child rape even on non leap years, we get that extra day in with excessive sodomy.
Fatso Patso: Well in that case, yes I fuck children in my Milwaukee sex dungeon that can only be rivaled by Gloria Vanderbilt's pool, child. I rape nigger children because I believe the coloreds are sub-human pieces of garbage and their is nothing more empowering than seeing my cummies drip down their black holes. Their assholes are also my inspiration for getting into space and sci-fi blunders, child.
Interviewer: Good..... Good. We will put you on the show immediately, but you're so god damn fat and doughy looking that we're going to put half of your hideousness face in shadows to take away from so much fat on our show. I mean you look like fucking Jared from Subway on an all doughnut diet, fatty.
We're all just trying to bring Patso to justice. We are all gods warriors here, my fellow brotherman. And not those faggoty "warriors" like Pedo Pats parents. I still believe we can bring Patton Oswalt to justice too.
25 comments
1 SuperToes845 2019-09-13
Looking older and fatter than ever! I think seeing his porky pie face on tv shoved him into a panic spiral. He's been working out harder ever since.
1 TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-09-13
Has he ?
1 SuperToes845 2019-09-13
Well, I think he's been taking more gym selfies I should say. Who knows what he does there.
1 TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-09-13
Protect the fat defenseless women that work out there, of course. No one gets made fun of on his watch, child.
1 SuperToes845 2019-09-13
It's funny how he was so quick to protect that fat girl at the gym but not his unborn daughter in his ex-wife's womb. His signature was quite the "fuck you" to that little girl.
1 Leaveitalonesniff 2019-09-13
This is so fucking spot on. Even though that gym story was another fucking virtue signaling fake story from Pedo Pat.
1 kingship75 2019-09-13
Taking gym selfies.
1 Somerville_Dan 2019-09-13
Nice triple chin, not-so-little one
1 fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-09-13
The camera adds 50lbs
1 SuperToes845 2019-09-13
Of lard.
1 TheElDan 2019-09-13
How many cameras did he eat?!
1 ClintWiseblood 2019-09-13
That's a pro mic setup. Very impressive.
1 Galloping_Bull 2019-09-13
you can tell the show had a big budget with a duct taped mic like that.
1 CumpoundMedia 2019-09-13
It all went to craft services.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-09-13
His shirt was too tight for the clip to slide through so they had to think fa(s)t.
1 kingship75 2019-09-13
He looks like Jonathan Winter right before he died.
1 Mintwa 2019-09-13
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-09-13
No wonder why they lit him so dark, he’s disturbing to the viewers!
1 Galloping_Bull 2019-09-13
random lighting guy: "should we turn up the fill light to get more of his face?"
director: "no no keep it low. his lip fat disturbs me"
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-09-13
Bloated alcoholic face
1 Leaveitalonesniff 2019-09-13
Interviewer: So I hear you love to take the anal virginity of young boys?
Fatso Patso: That depends, what is your stance on sodomy?
Interviewer: We are just like hollywood here, we fuck kids 24/7 365. Well 366 considering we commit so much child rape even on non leap years, we get that extra day in with excessive sodomy.
Fatso Patso: Well in that case, yes I fuck children in my Milwaukee sex dungeon that can only be rivaled by Gloria Vanderbilt's pool, child. I rape nigger children because I believe the coloreds are sub-human pieces of garbage and their is nothing more empowering than seeing my cummies drip down their black holes. Their assholes are also my inspiration for getting into space and sci-fi blunders, child.
Interviewer: Good..... Good. We will put you on the show immediately, but you're so god damn fat and doughy looking that we're going to put half of your hideousness face in shadows to take away from so much fat on our show. I mean you look like fucking Jared from Subway on an all doughnut diet, fatty.
1 SuperToes845 2019-09-13
You deranged bastard. God love ya.
1 Leaveitalonesniff 2019-09-13
We're all just trying to bring Patso to justice. We are all gods warriors here, my fellow brotherman. And not those faggoty "warriors" like Pedo Pats parents. I still believe we can bring Patton Oswalt to justice too.
1 rdoran93 2019-09-13
what a fat dump of shit. i want to throw a basketball at his fat fucking head so hard
1 Ranger_Drumpf 2019-09-13
Nice widest-part of your head is jowls, Piggy McOinkalot