"I don't have bitch tits, child. That's muscle" No Pat, you have a fat pair of beefers

35  2019-09-13 by PatrickImBeggingYou

19 comments

1  kingbelwas 2019-09-13

a c t u a l m a n

1  SoulBrothaManNumber2 2019-09-13

if this dude doesn't fuck kids then my dad is fucking bigfoot

1  StarbuckAndCasey 2019-09-13

What's their favorite position?

1  SoulBrothaManNumber2 2019-09-13

unsurprisingly they have foot fetishes

1  TheSixMillionKid_ 2019-09-13

Why does Pat try to distance himself so much from his one and only online fan forum? He's an author, a NYT contributor, and political firebrand. He's no stranger!

1  ElFaporino 2019-09-13

He distances himself from his fans as much as his child

1  Somerville_Dan 2019-09-13

Nice tits, fat boy

1  Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2019-09-13

He ain’t got nothin on GH

1  SamRobertsSucks- 2019-09-13

This guy is so delusional. He has become my favorite lolcow of all time.

1  nice_looper_stupid 2019-09-13

He really believes he has pecs? I USED to have pecs. They are now tittays. Get over it, faggot

1  Jung_Skywalker 2019-09-13

There is no way this pig is crazy enough to imagine he's fit, is he? Because that would be disturbingly nuts.

1  Twatsmash 2019-09-13

He absolutely is and does. He’s a lunatic.

1  Dick_donger 2019-09-13

Unapologetically masculine

1  Mintwa 2019-09-13

felonies

Ahahahahahahaha

1  IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-09-13

There’s being delusional and then there’s Pat. He’s the most delusional person alive.

1  yevyoyevyo 2019-09-13

I really wouldn't be shocked if at some point he starts to eat his own shit

1  EasilyForgotten1138 2019-09-13

He easily looks 50 years old in that tits photo. We are definitely getting to him.

1  SpaceCaseBassFace 2019-09-13

on an actual man.

Jeez Pat, cool it with the transphobia, will ya?!!!

1  DentureChamp1488 2019-09-13

Funny that he's a Packers fan when he looks like one of Bill Swerskis Superfans.