As a science fiction author, I'm supposed to be looking ahead. I'm supposed to be stargazing.

37  2019-09-13 by Thomas_Dairy

Image this pretentious cunt stargazing. His fat little index finger against his chin, his face making a ponderous expression at the sky as if lost in thought. What a corny fucking weirdo.

20 comments

1  Thomas_Dairy 2019-09-13

And what inspiration does the sky give him exactly? New ways to describe thrusting a buttocks to one side?

1  Skip4play 2019-09-13

Its like he scours the internet on what "successful or normal" is supposed to look like but he just cant pull it off in person.

1  PringlesCanJonathan 2019-09-13

Funny you say that, child. After he purged his Facebook account one of the few remaining things left was him liking an article 5+ years ago. I forget the exact title but it was about assholes having successful social media presences. His entire online persona is calculated.

1  StarbuckAndCasey 2019-09-13

More like navel-gazing, amirite??

1  Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-09-13

More like star GAY-zing.

(Child)

1  AntifaMilwaukee 2019-09-13

He looks off into the stars, and with his imagination he creates the most wonderful plagiarism ideas

1  Jung_Skywalker 2019-09-13

Gazing intently at the Will Tate constellation.

1  Jung_Skywalker 2019-09-13

The only thing he stargazes at is other people's work. Will Tate, Douglas Adams and The Expanse.

1  OutlawMemer 2019-09-13

You forget Jeffrey Dahmer and John Wayne Gacy.

1  Jung_Skywalker 2019-09-13

I don't really get the point of these comparisons when the reality of his existence is so much funnier and more pathetic.

1  OutlawMemer 2019-09-13

He really is an odd mix of Don Quixote and Wile E. Coyote.

1  Somerville_Dan 2019-09-13

Thank you! I too have been thinking this fucker is a modern day Don Quixote. Perfect analogy

1  OutlawMemer 2019-09-13

Parallel thinking, we got that chemistry brotherman.

1  Somerville_Dan 2019-09-13

If Pat had any self awareness, he’d rip off Cervantes and make a “Don Quixote in space” book with himself as the protagonist

1  OutlawMemer 2019-09-13

a “Don Quixote in space” book

That could actually be an entertaining story in the right hands. I'm gonna email Will Tate.

1  Skip4play 2019-09-13

He also meatgazes at the guy standing next to him at the urinal.

1  Monald_Dump 2019-09-13

This lunatic has the worst imagination I’ve ever seen and when confronted he gets all frowny face made and curses like a faggot at people online who don’t like his shitty books. He doesn’t have an original thought in his entire bloated skull.

1  readyset3 2019-09-13

He’s never emotionally or mentally developed past 14. Pseudo intellectual nonsense. Not a single redeeming quality.

1  Confetti_Head 2019-09-13

He's probably looking up at the stars in the night sky thinking "I wonder if I could eat all those."

1  ellencakehorn 2019-09-13

https://youtube.com/watch?t=5m06s&v=InHgWFrQRbI