Don't know where you children come from. I can't feed a family of 2 on no little 12oz Brat. I don't mind paying a little more for your 16oz Brat, but you don't HAVE it anymore. It ain't gonna work. I don't eat that. I'm not from the north. I'm a Wisconsin man.

12  2019-09-13 by ThatNiggaDre

9 comments

1  PsychopathyRed 2019-09-13

My second wife is a plump scotch woman, child.

1  fatty-patty-2 2019-09-13

I know I'll just rest my arm over my disgustingly fat stomach and the sweetie children won't be able to tell what a whale I am.

1  fawwkyeah 2019-09-13

I see Fatrick is ripping off Two Shirt Tony

1  AbeColleenVigoda 2019-09-13

Look at his little camel toe

1  Skip4play 2019-09-13

" Black is a slimming color"

Black: Sorry I tried my best

1  AnthonyCumia_LGBT 2019-09-13

Vertical stripes: “so did we! Nothing we can do for this fatso”

1  OutlawMemer 2019-09-13

Black doesn't do its job, what a shock.

1  OutlawMemer 2019-09-13

Patrick was pissed off because he'd misread the email, he thought he'd been invited on the Epstein Effect.

1  Twatsmash 2019-09-13

That’s why he’s so fat; it’s a portable arm rest!

His jeans are literally begging for help.