Actual Tough Guy doesn't need us anymore. He's become his own Meme Machine.

77  2019-09-13 by percykaramello

34 comments

1  ellencakehorn 2019-09-13

my house is light on closets

Professional writer Patrick Tomlinson.

1  jockiboi 2019-09-13

Is that a retort to being called in the closet?

1  QueefMasterson 2019-09-13

“Real gangsta ass niggas don’t flex nuts, cause gangsta ass niggas know they got em”

1  PringlesCanJonathan 2019-09-13

Roadhouse Fatrick strikes again, child.

1  Python_Jon 2019-09-13

In the past 24 hours he has proclaimed himself a genius, an actual tough guy, and a heterosexual. This guy is legit off his rocker and quite possibly retarded.

1  fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-09-13

He also claimed not to be fat

1  DigitechLooper 2019-09-13

A few days ago he was an old testament sex god.

1  yevyoyevyo 2019-09-13

He's just so smart he appears retarded to you, child.

1  SuperToes845 2019-09-13

Reflected selfie hands aren't at all pathetic.

1  EasilyForgotten1138 2019-09-13

Great look at his palatial neighborhood as well. Six figures earning author in his gated community.

1  DigitechLooper 2019-09-13

I feel like I’m watching The Wire in his glasses.

1  StarbuckAndCasey 2019-09-13

He's such a girl I can't even.

1  Bigsmooth4 2019-09-13

... so gay

1  SamRobertsSucks- 2019-09-13

This guy has provided such great laughs for nearly a year and he keeps them coming.

1  MichaelRichardsBot 2019-09-13

Throw his ass out, he's a nigger! HE'S A NIGGER! HE'S A NIGGER! A NIGGER! LOOK, THERE'S A NIGGER!

1  HappyFriendlyBot 2019-09-13

Hi, MichaelRichardsBot!

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-HappyFriendlyBot

1  MichaelRichardsBot 2019-09-13

Shut up! 50 years ago we'd have you upside down with a fucking fork up your ass! You can talk, you can talk, you can talk! You're brave now motherfucker! Throw his ass out, he's a nigger! HE'S A NIGGER! HE'S A NIGGER! A NIGGER! LOOK, THERE'S A NIGGER!

1  DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-09-13

OMG guys, BOT DRAMA!

1  therealstinks 2019-09-13

pretty funny stuff

1  SuperToes845 2019-09-13

bad bot

1  JMueller2012 2019-09-13

Such an absolute faggot. I don’t even care anymore that I think he’s legitimately retarded. So hateably arrogant

1  Magicmetalknight 2019-09-13

Who’s a tough guy? Who’s a tough guy?

...im a tough guy, child

You’re a fucking tough guy.

1  Twatsmash 2019-09-13

This soft, fat, talentless idiot has proclaimed himself both a genius and a tough guy in the last two days? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂

1  A_Real_OG_Readmore 2019-09-13

‘I need your clothes, your boots, and your Thai motorcycle, child. ’

1  Monald_Dump 2019-09-13

Keyboard commando child kidnapping pervert.

1  Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-09-13

Im so glad he’s back in our lives.

1  Mintwa 2019-09-13

I agree. He is up there with the great lolcows.

1  Tom_Tomlinson 2019-09-13

Whoever committed "cum on me if you want to live" on this picture on the old sub nailed it

1  ConflictAddict 2019-09-13

He's never been in a fight that wasn't on Twitter.

1  percykaramello 2019-09-13

They all happened over Hooligans' wifi so technically they were bar fights.

1  therealstinks 2019-09-13

hahaha thats why he says he gets in all thoe bar fights

what a bad ass

1  Leaveitalonesniff 2019-09-13

Trying to look like Arnold from Terminator 2 faggot. He's probably more like t-1000 where he oozes into shower drains and comes back up in Junior high locker room showers where he commits quick rape of nigger youth and then sneaks back down the drain without a trace. T-rape 1000, I'm an old testament sex god model, child.

1  OnArefugee 2019-09-13

I loled. Oozes down drains! I wonder if he ever tangles up with Norton down there and comes out an abomination

1  MKUltraGameShow 2019-09-13

"I haven't seen it, child."