Another one of Pulitzer Pat's hideous fangoblins crawls out of its sewer to defend his assholery, AND IT'S TERRIFYING

52  2019-09-13 by percykaramello

43 comments

1  percykaramello 2019-09-13

She/her

1  ClintWiseblood 2019-09-13

That's an awful lot of razor rash on that chinless face for a she. Someone should let it know that dry-shaving your face isn't feminine.

1  OnArefugee 2019-09-13

Why don't these people step their woke game up and wear a hijab.

1  Magicmetalknight 2019-09-13

They’re too islamophobic to convert to Islam and wear hijabs

1  thrillated 2019-09-13

Her scent was intoxicating

1  Joe_Cumias_DD214 2019-09-13

*Shim

1  PsychopathyRed 2019-09-13

Holy shit.

1  SuperToes845 2019-09-13

PRETTY LITTLE PSYCHO

1  ClintWiseblood 2019-09-13

Another wannabe sci-fi writer. These faggots don't even exist without propping each other up.

1  OutlawMemer 2019-09-13

Their purpose is social engineering and raping dead children, not producing good fiction.

1  ellencakehorn 2019-09-13

NaNoHoMo

1  GumAndPennies 2019-09-13

More big words, please.

1  percykaramello 2019-09-13

I shall lie mine own headeth down to catch but a wink this evening and has't conceit in hell from thy h'rrifying visage.

1  Magicmetalknight 2019-09-13

Cringey Brit dork

1  war-admiral 2019-09-13

It says North Carolina, he’s just pretending. How silly would it be to hear him saying that shit with a southern accent

1  Magicmetalknight 2019-09-13

Yeah that is beyond pathetic

1  ElFaporino 2019-09-13

https://www.reddit.com/r/AliceDawnPhelan/comments/d3iaim/alice_dawn_phelan_has_been_created/

1  kingship75 2019-09-13

I enjoy your work.

1  WindCityWelterweight 2019-09-13

rubs hands together in a sinister, but ungay manner well well well, I'm always up for a new challenge

1  Mintwa 2019-09-13

Oy vey

1  SamRobertsSucks- 2019-09-13

Thank you for your service.

1  Fists_Unclenched 2019-09-13

Alice, you look radiant this evening. I love what you've done with your hair.

1  JoesGobletofKidSpit 2019-09-13

And your genitalia!

1  rykorotez 2019-09-13

And that 5 o'clock shadow is doing wonders for your profile, dear.

1  ThePepsiColaRapist 2019-09-13

Who's this fat retard? Oh, one of Pat's fans!

1  StuntPeckah 2019-09-13

Aquarium connoisseur? Why would you even take the time to write that out anywhere in your entire life for someone else to read? Especially when we can see you love "fish sticks."

1  StuntPeckah 2019-09-13

That face you make when you have to put the word "writer" in your Twitter handle...

1  ellencakehorn 2019-09-13

@adphelanwriter

Oh thank God she specified - I had her confused with adphelan the mentally ill tryhard tyranny lardass

1  EasilyForgotten1138 2019-09-13

Nice word salad, freak show.

1  IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-09-13

Tough guys don’t tell you they’re tough. If they have to tell you they’re tough, they aren’t tough.

1  TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-09-13

Mentally ill faggot.

And that Alice character too.

1  Monald_Dump 2019-09-13

https://youtu.be/t4Q_8RXRE9c

1  Felonious__Drunk 2019-09-13

Disgusting freak

1  JoesGobletofKidSpit 2019-09-13

This guy can't be real lmao

1  SamRobertsSucks- 2019-09-13

What the fuck is that thing supposed to be?

1  Bigsmooth4 2019-09-13

I saw this creature earlier and just put my phone away.

1  Thomas_Dairy 2019-09-13

Pretentious, gender confused monster.

1  fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-09-13

Looks like Big A on hormones

1  DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-09-13

I bet her fantasy novels are SUPER diverse though. There's like a genderfluid dwarf and a faggot nigger gnome and a transexual elven wizard who all go on a quest for a magic sword that will force the evil empire to stop all discrimination in the realm.

1  LongIslandChomper 2019-09-13

Subhuman freak

1  Squareclood79 2019-09-13

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK_0Yo-0r08&feature=youtu.be&t=14m37s

1  Phantas_Magorical 2019-09-13

Good thing the suicide rates on those things are astronomical. They're almost like a gift from God, like midgets. At least midgets have pride.

1  Mintwa 2019-09-13

That can't be a real person right? Jesus christ