Hey, Patrick. If you miss your daughter so much, why don't you and Niki have a baby?
39 2019-09-12 by AbeColleenVigoda
Oh, what's that? You can't? Because you were born without genitals due to Tomlinsonism (penile/testicular agenesis) and are unable to penetrate a woman or produce sperm? So your "daughter" isn't yours at all?
How about you quit talking about Jonathan and Adrienne's kid all the time you fucking pervert? Get help, psycho.
14 comments
2 Tunisian_Knifeman 2019-09-12
Waiting for this fag to call the OP child because he’s a fag.
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-09-12
For how much he mentions anyone that disagrees with him is impotent I think that’s the real issue, child.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-09-12
He actually said if they did have a baby, they'd have to put it up for adoption because of her job. You think anyone else in her field is able to raise a child with a supportive partner or nah?
1 AbeColleenVigoda 2019-09-12
Is she a traveling carnie or some shit? Prize fighter?
1 SensibleKeks 2019-09-12
If they are both presumably pro-abortion, why would they have the kid then give it up for adoption? That doesn't make any sense. It seems Fatrick enjoys willingly giving up his kids.
1 PatricksLeftTit 2019-09-12
He's advanced to levels of cuck I didn't think were possible.
1 Leaveitalonesniff 2019-09-12
Yet he has all day to sit at Hooligans and play pretend at being a "novelist". This guy really is a fat pathetic piece of shit human. Fat as fuck too.
1 JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS 2019-09-12
He works from home, doesn't he? Maybe he's signalling to us that he's not a fit parent.
1 OnArefugee 2019-09-12
Niki is probably not interested. She had a funny uncle or something. She's screwed up but I wish her the best. Since she's so seldom around Pat it's unlikely my wishes will rub off on him.
1 rykorotez 2019-09-12
Theres was definitely some childhood trauma from older male in her life. No way anyone could stay that long with Fatrick unless they had some serious abuse issues.
1 TheKingOfNeverLose 2019-09-12
It’s great how Jonathan is literally the man Pat aspires to be. Jonathan is this rough ‘n’ tumble, man’s man with a heart of gold, who’s always defending the down trodden. While Pat is this girly bitch who eats puff pastries and has tits.
1 Der-Giftpilz 2019-09-12
Pat's dick is deader than Fred from Brooklyn's
1 OutlawMemer 2019-09-12
Fatrick and Siki are those gross fucks who get pregnant just to abort it.
1 darryljacoby 2019-09-12
Pat you do need a kid. Dumping a load is a lot of fun, and so is playing catch with your little tyke. To top it off, you'd finally have someone else who likes children's movies. There's really no downside.