Hi, I'm Patrick S. Tomlinson, Writer, Stand-Up Comedian, and Political Firebrand.
10 2019-09-12 by OutlawMemer
I'm a trained martial artist and a bad-ass motorcycle-rider. I'm not fat. The sky is red. Water is dry. Oh, and Adrienne still loves me.
10 2019-09-12 by OutlawMemer
I'm a trained martial artist and a bad-ass motorcycle-rider. I'm not fat. The sky is red. Water is dry. Oh, and Adrienne still loves me.
5 comments
1 AbeColleenVigoda 2019-09-12
She's just lying to herself, that fucking WHORE!!!
1 OutlawMemer 2019-09-12
She took from me my daughter who I would have been completely fine with aborting, child.
2 RealMilwaukeePolice 2019-09-12
I was giving her love pokes with that coathanger, child
1 AbeColleenVigoda 2019-09-12
Honey, if I can't have her no one can. It's a shame that you can't comprehend things on my level. You're an irrelevant child, sweetheart.
1 JosefKWasArrested 2019-09-12
Just as you are not supposed to give yourself a nickname, you shouldn't call yourself a political firebrand.