I’ll play the part of Patrick. You guys be mean and I’ll show him how to deal with trolls.
21 2019-09-12 by UnwarrantedArrogance
I’m going to bed but I’ll answer tomorrow. He’s so unintentionally funny that I can’t hate him because he’s made me laugh so much over the last year.
21 comments
1 Mintwa 2019-09-12
You are fat and have no child.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-09-12
You are fat and have no, child.
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-09-12
Yeah I’m a little fat but I’m fairly happy with my fitness. I can run a couple of miles, slowly, but it’s good enough for me. Hey you get what you give right? I do in fact have a daughter but I don’t have much of a relationship with her. I wish I did but I gave up most of my rights to her because I thought it would be better in the long run. I regret it now but she doesn’t really know me as her father. I hope to have a better relationship with her in the future but I’ll have to wait until she’s older. This is none of your business btw.
1 Twatsmash 2019-09-12
When you publicly say, without irony, that you are a genius when 95% of people who know of you think you’re a blistering imbecile who is wrong about literally everything it only serves to make you look even stupider and not the least bit cool. Also you’re very fat and extremely childless.
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-09-12
Yeah I kind of made a mistake with that one and while may not be an actual genius I firmly believe that self-confidence is always better than doubting yourself. As far as the other stuff as my other responses.
1 captaingigglefarts 2019-09-12
Your books suck shit.
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-09-12
Well I’m happy with them and I have a few thousand fans. I know I’m no Will Tate but It’s really cool to actually be a published author and get paid for something I do while I’m at the bar.
1 captaingigglefarts 2019-09-12
Honestly, that does sound like a cool job.
1 Mintwa 2019-09-12
Why do you constantly obsess over us and the big bad orange man when none of it effects you? You spend more time with toys and twitter than your wife.
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-09-12
I actually spend a lot of time with my wife but I see your point. It hurts my feelings when you guys talk shit about me but truthfully I’m just glad to have any attention at all. Being anti-trump is an easy way to get retweet’s and social points for having a popular opinion.
1 Gadney 2019-09-12
Your story about Adrienne makes no sense. What is the real reason she erased you from her life?
1 notasodomite 2019-09-12
He was molesting his daughter most likely.
1 GagMeWithASpewwn 2019-09-12
But his dick was too small for her too.
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-09-12
She probably just went with the flow of life and ended up being married to someone she wasn’t in love with and when she got pregnant it woke her up to her reality. She resented me for taking a decade of her life but honestly that’s on her, not me.
1 IAmNotFatChild 2019-09-12
You're too stupid to realize you should walk by bees' nests (our subs) rather than repeatedly swat them. How many bee stings is it going to take to make you realize your tactic ain't working, numbnuts?
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-09-12
I hate to admit it but you’re right and I will stop.
1 GagMeWithASpewwn 2019-09-12
Why do you say “child” so much like it’s such a good shutdown? It’s so weird and effeminate, and looking through your post history makes it seem like you have a mental illness.
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-09-12
Idk I guess it’s a tic of mine but you’re right.
1 GagMeWithASpewwn 2019-09-12
Huh. Well... okay, fair enough.
I wanna call you a fat pedophile a lot less now.
1 IAmNotFatChild 2019-09-12
Way to make him appear like a healthy person, stupid.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-09-12
Youre way too humble and receptive to criticism.