I'm obsessed with running yet I suck at running.

7  2019-09-12 by Sergeant_Joseph_Spud

Who am I?

5 comments

Running what? Marathons, or a media network?

A vast network of child-sex rings.

My name is Patrick S. Tomlinson.

Oh, I still would have guessed Anthony.

A vast network of child-sex rings.

My name is Patrick S. Tomlinson.

See thats where you're wrong: he's obsessed with getting other people to think he's obsessed with running