Creepy answer to the "how many kids question"

12  2019-09-11 by Ant_Sucks

Somebody....please play!!!! I want to see your answers😊

  • How old are you: I am your father.
  • Tattoos: 1
  • Ever hit a deer: many.
  • Rode in an ambulance: no
  • Ice skated: no
  • Rode a motorcycle: Own one.
  • Stayed in hospital: one night
  • Last phone call: scammer.
  • Last text message: Niki
  • Watched someone die: Four times now.
  • Pepsi or coke: Mt. Dew
  • Favorite pie: Apple
  • Favorite season: Summer
  • Broken Bones: 6
  • Received a Ticket: lots
  • Favorite color: Dark Highland Green
  • Sunrise or sunset: sunset
  • Ocean or Mountain: Ocean
  • Who will play along: probably nobody
  • Favorite food: tacos
  • How many kids: 1 (missing)
  • Favorite Holiday: Halloween
8 comments

Ugh. I like how he pretends she was unjustly stolen from him.

Yet during his teenage suicidal phase he said he willingly signed her over. He should just do the right thing and run the car in the garage.

Mountain dew? This nigga

Favorite pie: Cream (from Jonathan Snyder's monster cock)

He strikes around Halloween, and while he prefers children, he's technically only murdered one. He's likely killed three adults, as he says he's watched 4 people die. One could speculate that he's the Milwaukee strangler, whom has raped multiple children but his MO has so far been to break in, strangle the parents and rape the child before brutally beating them and fleeing the scene. It seems our killer was afraid to murder a child, until now.

How many kids: 1 (missing)

There's a "carton of skim milk" joke in there somewhere

Of COURSE this fat fuck drinks Mountain Dew. Oh, and 6 tickets?! Look out, gang, we got a bad mutha fucka here!

At least he's self aware enough to know that nobody else will play this teenage girl game with him, because he has no real friends in his life.

I am your father

HE SAID THE LINE!!!! REMEMBER DARTH VADER!!??