Patrick says he isn't fat, and he's never been fat

21  2019-09-11 by PoisonousPills

19 comments

There’s 2 types of people in the world. Patrick S Tomlinson fans, and nazi incels.

Which does his wife prefer?

He's his only fan, so I guess he imagines his life like Omega Man.

Speaking of Patrick fans, can you imagine being downwind of one in his gym

Well he only steps in to take a selfie and then leaves so at least the misery is brief

Ive heard he asks other patrons to spot him when he sits down

It really does seem like he makes just as much if not more assumptions than we do.

He showed you!!

Delusional retarded fat faggot

This queer should use more commas

If you don't raise your child, see your child or support your child, then you are a deadbeat father, child.

Giving away the rights of involvement in the life of your offspring is totally not a deadbeat dad move, child.

In his mind since he signed away rights, he isnt a deadbeat father. With no legal right to a kid its hard to be a deadbeat. He is completely wrong in his thinking, but no one has ever been able to convince of of anything he didn't all ready have his mind made up on.

Fatrick is an, author, child, and uses far, too many, commas.

Maybe using too many commas is a scientology thing?

Well he's not a deadbeat father, since he's no father at all. Never has been.

Last weekend I took my wife and kids to the Bronx zoo. And while I was taking a shit I was reading the old subreddit, laughing and feeling really great about not being Patrick S.

Did you get to see Macaque?

How can he possibly, under any criteria, claim to not be fat? He is an absolute butterball of blubber, child.

He can't admit he's fat like Danny can't admit he lost at Guitar Hero.