In his mind since he signed away rights, he isnt a deadbeat father. With no legal right to a kid its hard to be a deadbeat. He is completely wrong in his thinking, but no one has ever been able to convince of of anything he didn't all ready have his mind made up on.
Last weekend I took my wife and kids to the Bronx zoo. And while I was taking a shit I was reading the old subreddit, laughing and feeling really great about not being Patrick S.
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1 Python_Jon 2019-09-11
There’s 2 types of people in the world. Patrick S Tomlinson fans, and nazi incels.
1 FlatlipsTLumpyson 2019-09-11
Which does his wife prefer?
1 OnArefugee 2019-09-11
He's his only fan, so I guess he imagines his life like Omega Man.
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-09-11
Speaking of Patrick fans, can you imagine being downwind of one in his gym
1 OnArefugee 2019-09-11
Well he only steps in to take a selfie and then leaves so at least the misery is brief
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-09-11
Ive heard he asks other patrons to spot him when he sits down
1 rykorotez 2019-09-11
It really does seem like he makes just as much if not more assumptions than we do.
1 SuperToes845 2019-09-11
He showed you!!
1 MKUltraGameShow 2019-09-11
Delusional retarded fat faggot
1 MoistureMop1 2019-09-11
This queer should use more commas
1 SensibleKeks 2019-09-11
If you don't raise your child, see your child or support your child, then you are a deadbeat father, child.
1 thrillated 2019-09-11
Giving away the rights of involvement in the life of your offspring is totally not a deadbeat dad move, child.
1 peckaface 2019-09-11
In his mind since he signed away rights, he isnt a deadbeat father. With no legal right to a kid its hard to be a deadbeat. He is completely wrong in his thinking, but no one has ever been able to convince of of anything he didn't all ready have his mind made up on.
1 FatricksFourthChin 2019-09-11
Fatrick is an, author, child, and uses far, too many, commas.
Maybe using too many commas is a scientology thing?
1 Jung_Skywalker 2019-09-11
Well he's not a deadbeat father, since he's no father at all. Never has been.
1 TheKingOfNeverLose 2019-09-11
Last weekend I took my wife and kids to the Bronx zoo. And while I was taking a shit I was reading the old subreddit, laughing and feeling really great about not being Patrick S.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-09-11
Did you get to see Macaque?
1 Twatsmash 2019-09-11
How can he possibly, under any criteria, claim to not be fat? He is an absolute butterball of blubber, child.
1 fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-09-11
He can't admit he's fat like Danny can't admit he lost at Guitar Hero.