Fuckin lol! Patso, in a once in a lifetime moment of self-awareness, untagged all his gym selfies.

65  2019-09-11 by Jung_Skywalker

159 comments

Guess he actually did get tired of winning, child.

But he keeps saying he won. I thought we were defeated.

That’s my favorite, he “defeated” us yet keeps talking about us. His followers don’t care since he only appeals to the Orange Man Bad crowd for likes. They don’t care about his life.

They won't care about his death either when he gets jumped while prostituting himself for cheeseburgers.

A fat pedophile author does in fact need to eat

That's the way she goes freak.

Hey /u/patrickstomlinson , do you see how this fine community is actually doing you a huge favor? We could save you so much real world mockery and embarrassment if you just took the facts pointed out about you here to heart.

That pic of his fat face mixed in with all the fit people at the gym was fucking hilarious.

The only time he's funny is when he's trying to seem cool, and then he's fucking hilarious.

Don't forget shooting his gun with jiggling arm and chin fat.

I like that he claimed he just got done running in the gym in a dry as a desert light shirt. Any type of running/workout sweat will show up on a dry shirt. Not Pat!

Permanently Greasy: The Rise and Fall And Rise Again Of My Fat Man Tits As I Jog In From The Parking Lot To Take a Selfie At The Gym

I'm gonna need these extra sharpies for all the Flonald Flumpf fans!

His head is always a greasy, wet, disgusting mess so maybe he only has sweat glands on his scalp, child!

No, child. I didn't.

Yay Patrick! How are you buddy? Hows the kid? Oh thats right, you can't see her... Well I wish you the best.

Hey Patrick whats up

Tell everybody we bodyshamed you, again.

That was absolutely the funniest thing you ever wrote.

That was great, Pat claims to be a public figure and he makes fun of others but if anyone says anything about his big belly and multiple chins he cries body shaming. Can’t have it both ways, child!

👶

I'm sorry this sub can be so mean to you, author Patrick S Tomlinson. For the record, I don't think you're a pedophile. You can be obsessed with children and not want to rape them!

Thank you sir for gracing this sub with your fat porker Vienna sausage fingers. I hope you will christen every new sub with your fat appearance.

Lol, why are you a pathological liar about everything? There's nothing wrong with making a humiliating mistake like that, so long as you actually learn from your humiliating mistake. Don't pretend it didn't happen. Own it, laugh about it and grow as a person, rather than simply acquiring mass as you're presently doing.

It didn't happen, child.

As with everything else your community insists is real, it never occured.

"It didn't happen, child," lied the liar.

Although there is some spirited lampooning of a slightly exaggerated version of you that goes on here, the absolute funniest shit are the things that are 100% factual. Like the gym selfie humiliation. Or your forfeiture of parental rights. Or your claims to be a runner despite bottom 9th percent finish in a Milwaukee fun run. Or being a plagiarist of The Expanse, and on and on...

Those things never happened, child.

*occurred

Nice spelling, sweet summer author child

Simmer down, it's not like he claims to be a professional writer or anything

As with everything else your community insists is real, it never occured.

Oh man, that's a relief Pat. It's nice to know you didn't voluntarily sign your parental rights away, and fought for the opportunity to be a part of your daughter's life.

Now that you've gone on record saying that whole messiness never occurred, you got a little bit of respect from me tonight.

Oh shit, is this definitive proof that /u/patrickstomlinson was lying just now? It sure looks like it, also he was fat.

So why are you friends with rape and pedophilia apologists?

https://imgur.com/a/zY9nWKZ

Interesting how you come out of the woodwork to deny this, but not the child feces allegations...

Everyone laughs at you, child. You just suck at everything.

Lol look at the reactions to your awful op-ed

Did I miss the part where he said "child"?

For someone who claims to be a writer and a comedian, he's shockingly unoriginal and not very creative. Die fat about it!

Pat, PM me sometime. I dare ya!

Uh oh, I think we hit a nerve, eh fatty? We have the receipts now. Your op-ed sucked, and the world now knows you're nothing but an unoriginal hack, a plagiarist to the nth degree. How much did you pay the NYT to publish that shit?

No, child. You have never hit a nerve, and never will. And the check from the NYT has already landed in my account.

Let me guess, six figures?

Probably a couple hundred bucks.

Lol your feelings are constantly hurt piggy. That's why you can't stop. And they didn't pay you dock for that shitty story and you know it. If anything you paid for the "exposure".

All 19 comments of it. Most of which were calling out your plagiarism.

No, child. They aren't. Not a single one of you has ever hurt my feelings, because all you do is lie, and lies can't harm me. And no, child, the NYTs does not accept payment in exchange for publishing op-eds. I have already been paid, just as I was the last time I wrote for them, and just as I will be on the next piece that has already been accepted.

You don't understand how anything works, child, because you've never accomplished anything of your own which would have given you the opportunity to learn.

And never will as long as this is what you choose to do with your miserable existence.

I'm not mad, child. Here's a paragraph where i bitterly, condescendingly try to explain why.

We know you got paid, you already told us. It's very clear you don't often, because you're making such a big deal out of it, child.

You watched a generation grow up on a diet of Harry Potter, Hunger Games, and Marvel movies, you stripped away their hope, their jobs, their futures, and then promoted beating women on facebook and ignored pedophilia at Gencon, and you're shocked the children are fighting back?

Really? You followed the damned script to a T. You pumped up millions of kids, for two decades, to believe they and their friends could make a difference against misogynist creeps who had their daughters taken away from them. Then you thrust them all into a dystopian nightmare of violence and persecution.

And NOW you're shocked they're all Katniss?

Get them, children. Leave no one standing.

If the things said here didn't bother you, you wouldn't respond as often as you do. That's a fact, tubby tantrum-throwing toddler.

See how I humiliated you in >3 paragraphs, child? I even did that gay alliteration and this gay follow-up explanation, little nothing. Hush now.

LOL you so mad fatty. I have an uncle that's an author and a journalist in the DC area. He's never retaliated against negative reviews like a bitter child unlike your flabby ass. Probably because he's an actual adult and not a childish child, child. Do you see, child, how stupid it looks when someone says child a lot, child? This is how you look constantly and proof that you are a shit writer. Child.

I have absolutely hurt your feelings, tubby. Just as Jonathan "the big cock man" Snyder did.

Fight me, tough guy. I will happily fly to Milwaukee and beat your flyover brat eating fatass. You can choose a gym with an octogon, or we can fight on the street, nigger style.

In case anyone is wondering how much Patso was paid for his Op Ed, enjoy reading this until you reach the word "peanuts", lol. It should put into perspective not only that Tublinson is pathetically excited to be paid a pittance, but also how myopic his view is of why you'd want to write an Op Ed at all.

To say nothing of what this will cost him when news of his blatant plagiarism of the Expanse hits a wider audience.

Patso, nothing on earth is more obvious than your own projection in these weird replies. The truth of what you are is obvious to us, that's why this place drives you (more) crazy. You are living a fate worse than death simply because you're dishonest and witless. If you had an ounce of self-awareness you'd have laughed all this off ages ago, instead of obsessing as you clearly are.

Stop it, Pat. All your work is just cheap knock-offs of more popular works. The Futurama creators would sue you but your work doesn’t sell so there’s no point.

What medications do you take for your various mental/autism issues?

Say "child" again! You know, a child? The thing that means less to you than Twitter does?

Your torso sucks

Yes, everyone is a liar you fat fag. Why are you here you demented egomaniac if you’re not bothered by the truthful facts that are being lobbed back at you? You’re wife left you with the life that was growing inside her to have her daughter be raised by a real man. You didn’t even put up a fight but shit your pants from constant bar hopping. What about this reality that you’ve supplied yourself is a lie?

Now call me a child you repetitive hack.

I'm reading a collection of George Orwell's essays right now and I'm just laughing at the idea that you call yourself a writer.

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Right, thats why you write long blog posts how you are being "harrassed". But you are not hurt tho... Spend more time getting your kid back instead tubby.

In case anyone is wondering how much Patso was paid for his Op Ed, enjoy reading this until you reach the word "peanuts", lol. It should put into perspective not only that Tublinson was pleased to be paid anything at all, but also how myopic his view is of why you'd want to write an Op Ed at all.

To say nothing of what this will cost him when news of his blatant plagiarism of the Expanse hits the mainstream.

Yeah, and like most professional successful writers you're on here bragging about receiving a check. Good for you pat, I'm sure you needed the money since your books aren't selling for shit... How pathetic. You're 40 years old and this is how you spend your time.

Nobody is jealous of you. If anything you're clearly jealous of us. We are having fun and laughing, while you stress over trump and find a new reason to be outraged and upset every day.

We have zero stake in this, it's a game to us. After we troll you on here we log off and continue with our lives. But when you log off we remain there. We keep you up at night brcause you can't stop thinking about us. Worrying about what's next, feeling sorry for yourself, hating us and hating the world. Meanwhile we are sound asleep.

And he's very fat/hideous

Good call, I came here to say the same.

Lol you see what the good doctor Steve had to say about you? You were a hit on Reddit yesterday hahaha! Once with your fat putrid face and body, which I'm sure you messaged the mods to have it removed, the other with your god awful writing! Love you, Patso

And Nigel Igger’s cock has already landed in Niki’s cunt

Pat I went to a Barnes & Nobel the other day and I asked an employee where I could find the works of Patrick S Tomlinson. She pointed to a dumpster.

Okay, child. Tell Nikki to hit up my DMs if she wants to put the board games and model glue down for an evening and catch some real man dick.

You should spend that money on regaining custody of your daughter.

https://www.quora.com/How-often-do-unsolicited-op-eds-get-published-in-The-Times So how much did you pay to have it published? Starting to notice a pattern...

I paid nothing to have it published, child. I was paid to write it. Nor was my op-ed unsolicited. The editor requested it from me even before I wrote it.

The editor of the NYT reached out to you asking for an op-ed? I'd sooner believe Adrienne reached out, asking you to babysit.

Nah, you most certainly did pay to get published. Your careers "success" is mostly astroturfing. You paid them to publish an article you wrote wherein you plagiarized other peoples ideas. Nikis SEO company bought positive reviews for your books.

Everything in your post is quite false, child. I was paid for my Op-ed, this is a fact. There is no plagiarism present in the article, also fact. Neither my wife, myself, or my publishers have ever spent a penny on positive reviews for any of my novels. Fact. And most of my social media followers and engagement are real people. All facts.

What you should be asking yourself is why you're so desperate to believe complete fiction?

Oh man, it's so compelling when a proven pathological liar lies and then claims they're "facts". What a powerful command of the English language you possess.

#runnersofinstagram

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Hi Pat, fellow author, comedian, and pundit Thomas R. Patlinson here. There is a lot you and me agree on, but one of the few things about you that stuck in my craw was how vehemently you denied the suggestion of having gay sex with black men. Like it was - in your mind - a bad thing to engage in gay sex with black men. Are you a homophobe? Are you a racist? Are you both? What gives?

my second wife*

FTFY, fatso.

You ripped off your op-Ed, child. Your whole career has been ripping off others. Not an original thought in your head, child.

Patrick if all 40,000 of your followers are real then that looks even worse for you. If you post something that isn't about the evil orange man you average maybe 10 likes per post. It's seriously pathetic.

Why are you such a lying piece of shit? Your """article""" was immediately met with accusations of plagiarism from several different people who said you copied "The Expanse". Those were not trolls from here, those were real Sci-Fi fans who immediately smelled your plagiarism. Congratulations, you just completely ruined your credibility forever for a few hundred bucks and ""bragging rights"" because you're too lazy to come up with something original. Why do you think plagiarism is justified or acceptable, child?

How about you prove some of these "facts" for once? Show us the "receipts" child.

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*ex wife

There is no plagiarism present in the article, child. Nor is "Rock Hoppers" taken from an existing show. The NYT does not accept payment in exchange for publishing op-eds. That's not how it operates. Its income comes from subscriptions and advertisements. If I'd paid for it to be published, it would be tagged as sponsored content. It's not tagged that way, because I did not pay for it, or anything else to be published, anywhere, ever.

Run along now, child.

You're a liar Patrick. This is confirmed, child.

No, child. It is not. I have never lied to any of you, about anything. I've never needed to, and I will never need to. You, however, tell so many lies among yourselves that you can't even keep straight which things were made up by a member of your own community.

It's really quite entertaining to watch.

Stop lying, petulant child.

I still haven't, delusional child.

You know you're 2019's chris chan, right?

You know you're 2019's Chris Chan, right?

Hey Pat, Thomas R. Patlinson, also comedian, author, and pundit, here. About calling people 'child': You wish they were your child, so could just sign them away and never hear from them again!

Your failure as a father should weigh on you, you fucking piece of shit embarrassment.

Wrong as always, child.

Wrong? The little girl doesn't matter because she isn't you? Why wrong?

Shut the fuck up you fat piece of shit. Go lie somewhere else you cumguzzling faggot.

You're a fat lying plagiarist and a deadbeat father, child.

Literally everybody thinks you’re a pathetic fat imbecile. Everybody. 😂😂😂

What are your long-term career goals anyway? After Trump goes away, what happens to your political firebrand?

Luckily he doesn't have to worry about that until 2024 at the latest.

You lie and then you lie about lying, lying child.

You're just so damn autistic 😅😂🤣

How about you focus on getting your daughter back from the guy who creampied your wife instead of arguing with trolls you fuckin loser

I have independently verified his and confirmed it to be true. It is now confirmed.

Confirmed ✓

You can’t even admit you’re fat, you silly cunt.

When he posts something other than "hush, child" or one of his other boring one-liners, you know you've struck a nerve with him.

HEY EVERYBODY, PATRICK S TOMLINSON PAID TO WRITE AN ARTICLE FOR THE NEW YORK TIMES AND HE STOLE THE PREMISE OF IT FROM SOMEBODY ELSE. JUST LIKE HE DID WITH STARSHIP REPO

As a writer, I can confidently say that "Rock Hoppers" fucking blows.

U/patrickstomlinson care to comment? This is what is possible with an actual fact, back it up. Apparently you think a fact is whatever uninformed and unwanted opinion you form with that swine mind of yours.

You are a liar and a thief and you know you are

But let's all put on our creativity caps and try to imagine that a large publication solicited the writing skills of a 4th rate, unoriginal, pay-for-publcation plagiarist. Lol I know it's hard, but let's pretend that happened. With the horrendous reception it received, the only people 'soliciting' your 'work' now will be piggly wiggly asking for some descriptions for their bratwurst. And they're just throwing you a bone for letting them use your likeness for their logo.

The editor should be fired because your writing fucking sucks. It's ponderous, man. Fucking ponderous.

Looks like we hit another nerve, child. Patrick just can't seem to stop losing.

No, child, you didn't. I find how desperate you are to believe things that are demonstrably untrue to be quite amusing.

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now I know that's 100% bullshit

Reported for harassment.

Stop obsessing over this community because we prefer Will Tate over you like any sane person would.

I know the editor of the NYT's and he told me that Patrick begged for weeks to blow him for the opportunity. Eventually he caved and just paid for the opportunity to have his plagiarized op-ed published. Using Niki's money of course, child.

In case anyone is wondering how much Patso was paid for his Op Ed, enjoy reading this until you reach the word "peanuts", lol. It should put into perspective not only that Tublinson is pathetically excited to be paid a pittance, but also how myopic his view is of why you'd want to write an Op Ed at all.

To say nothing of what this will cost him when news of his blatant plagiarism of the Expanse hits a wider audience.

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If the poster above contacted you inappropriately (in any way), please, do not respond directly, but report immediately.

Oh, sweet honey nut child. If only you could see yourself. Fucktard.

Throw his ass out! He's a nigger!

Good to have you back

Dont you ever leave me again

Have you considered eating less? It might make you slightly less smug and fat

Happy cake day sweetie

Thanks angel. Truly a day of abject shame about how my life has gone

By denying you're fat you are validating us and also making people doubt you when you deny raping children. You're dishonest, child. Even with yourself.

Hey, my mistake I forgot you do that deranged thing where you make your Insta private at night. It hides your tagged photos as well when you do. Apologies, I will never ever make the mistake of assigning you a modicum of self-awareness ever again!

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Welcome to the party, child

Believe all women except when your ex says she was never attracted to you, doesn't love you, doesn't respect you, and doesn't trust you.

Then write a blog post about how that bitch lyin'

What an excellent point. Yet again proving that the truth of his existence is funnier than any fiction about him.

Lol you literally did tubby. You saw how embarrassingly fat you looked next to actual fit people and it hurt your feelings. Now you're posting here because it bugged you so much.

Man all this winning we're doing feels great.

What happened to your blue check mark child?

HELLO MY SWEET BUTTERSCOTCH LITTLE ONE CHILD.

My mom mom has better toned arms than you fatty

Can you post a picture of her asshole and vagina so we can decide for ourselves please?

Well since you asked so nicely...

So was Moira Greyland lying about her mother, father, and their friends raping her for her entire childhood?

What really happened with you and Adrienne? Who just suddenly decides to end their marriage when becoming pregnant and doesn't ask for child support. She was right though. She was afraid a pathetic man child like you wouldn’t be up to the task of being a responsible father and you proved her right. At the first sign of trouble you can’t and run.

Paaaaatrick!

Hopefully you realize your gym selfies are now stupid and laughable, child. You’re a constant “before” picture that never posts and “after” results picture.

Patrick just can't quit us.

Hey fatso

Our antics make you feel more alive than you have in ages. You will deny this but we know it's true.

This isn’t your sub patrick. This is for the author of the real Starship Repo, the great WILL TATE. Youre just a fat afterthought.

How's the investigation going? Anybody gone to jail over this bullshit?

No? I didn't think so.

Hi Fatso! Have you by chance seen some of the studies about men who the selfies?? They're psychotic narcissists😬😬 https://www.google.com/search?q=selfie+psychopath&oq=selfie ... Also, of narcissists with body dysmorphia, all see themselves as appearing more attractive than they actually are 🤔

Hi tub-tub!

Stop being mean, tub-tub

Stop it, tub-tub

Fifty years ago we'd have you upside-down with a fucking fork up your ass! 

No, child. I didn't have any self-awareness.

So you still haven't had a moment of self-awareness? Good lord you're a fat, pathetic retard 😂🤣😅

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Too late, child, we got the receipts.

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Lmao

Lol Pat got me banned from a sub I gave zero shits about. Spin it as a victory though tubby.