Patrick S. Tomlinson burrowed deep underground and underneath a local preschool, then rerouted their sewage system to his basement, where he daily feasts on fresh child feces

36  2019-09-11 by THE_HOMOS_DID_9_11

I swear on penalty of perjury that this is true and am willing to submit to the death penalty if even one iota of this is false.

Better take this to the police Fatrick, you fat tub of shit.

5 comments

Not again Patrick.

Pattywise

Stephen King's "Tit".

I guess it's true when they say you are what you eat.

In that case patrick eats lots of fat pedophile