I Know You're Angry, But Don't Order Pizzas to Pat's House

39  2019-09-11 by DentureChamp1488

Because he will accept delivery and pay for all of them, having an enjoyable evening.

10 comments

1  IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-09-11

I bet he told the cops “They keep sending me pizza, this is harassment!” And when the cops asked for the evidence, Pat had to tell them he ate all the said evidence.

1  ChineseGuitars 2019-09-11

"There's no way they could have known that I would enjoy it everytime."

1  FatSciFiAuthor1 2019-09-11

I heard he loves pineapple topings

1  DentureChamp1488 2019-09-11

Makes sense because he is also a giant fruit.

1  MKUltraGameShow 2019-09-11

Patso's exactly the kind of fag that would ruin a good pizza with pineapple.

1  Joe_Cumias_DD214 2019-09-11

“They’re making my second wife fat, your honor.”

1  TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-09-11

LOL I've never done that, I'd rather stick to mocking him and his fat tits online but what do I know?

1  notasodomite 2019-09-11

Don't send those dancing bears either, he might suck the whip cream off.

1  Teddy_Bundyy 2019-09-11

Don't even think about sending out-call escorts either.

1  DentureChamp1488 2019-09-11

Unless they are white, and therefore privileged, he will pay a nominal fee, present a pre written apology, and cry in the corner until the intimidating minority wahmen leave.