Fun Fact: Fatrick had to sell his mustang because he couldn't afford to pay the rent

1  2019-09-16 by SensibleKeks

Not that he could ever pay rent in the first place.

https://wcca.wicourts.gov/caseDetail.html?caseNo=2006SC012301&countyNo=40&index=0

29 comments

1  RobertMewler 2019-09-16

I'm in arrears, child.

1  TheDarkFezRises 2019-09-16

Nigga's ribs and all that jazz.

1  patrickstomlinson 2019-09-16

I did not live in Milwaukee until 2011, child.

You're bad at everything.

1  RobertMewler 2019-09-16

Why are you here and not fucking your wife? Oh, that's right. You're drunk at a bar. Again.

1  Ant_Sucks 2019-09-16

I bet it's that other Patrick Tomlinson who is going around town making you look ridiculous. You should make that guy stop.

1  SensibleKeks 2019-09-16

If it was exposed that I was sued for not being able topay the rent on time, I would be embarrassed too.

1  Twatsmash 2019-09-16

Patrick Tomlinson is like being called Smith in Wisconsin.

1  2th_repair 2019-09-16

There are at least 5 of them with the same exact name in Portage.

1  Patrickisapedo 2019-09-16

Or like being named Tom Apostle in whatever faggot area space edge lives at.

1  Twatsmash 2019-09-16

Exactly, it’s the same thing. People often have identical names in certain parts of the country, right?

1  AbeColleenVigoda 2019-09-16

The Big Tomlinson - Lowlife Milwaukee slacker and avid scifi fan, Patrick Tomlinson is assaulted after being mistaken for a millionaire of the same name. After seeking compensation for his ruined Lego starship enterprise he is commissioned to deliver ransom money for The Big Tomlinson's trophy wife.

1  RealMilwaukeePolice 2019-09-16

Oh sweet stinky child, you've failed miserably at every attempt to end us. You've only increased our power levels ten fold.

1  patrickstomlinson 2019-09-16

Honey. Ten times zero is still zero.

1  I_FUCK_ABORIGINALS 2019-09-16

I can give you AIDS.

1  Mintwa 2019-09-16

He already has them. He is knows as Bug Chaser Pat.

1  like_tears_1n_rain 2019-09-16

You're a bum

1  SoulBrothaManNumber2 2019-09-16

lies again, child.

Is that all you're capable of, lying? How sad

1  RealMilwaukeePolice 2019-09-16

Oh child, zero is the number of daughters you have. You're all bark and no bite, little doggy.

1  Invunche 2019-09-16

Child, child.

1  CoolAIDSman69 2019-09-16

Why did you refer to the clump of cells growing in your exwife as a life in your blog?

1  OutlawMemer 2019-09-16

Another author's idea plus social justice bullshit is still a piss-poor writing career.

1  Ishvonpoopstein 2019-09-16

The fact that you practically live here shows that this sub has a huge effect on your life.

1  Mintwa 2019-09-16

I honestly thought that was just an ironic Patrick post. You are a fool, child.

1  thrillated 2019-09-16

Remember when you said your post in punchable faces didn't get 1.4k upvotes and then somebody posted the link to it, making your lie embarrassingly apparent? That happened last week, sure you remember!

1  -BanDodger- 2019-09-16

😂😂😂

1  Mintwa 2019-09-16

Please tell me this is archived or imgurd.

1  thrillated 2019-09-16

I'd have to look for it

1  -BanDodger- 2019-09-16

"Lies, lies, lies" -confirmed Liar

1  RowerOfFortune79 2019-09-16

Portly Patrick S Tomlinson of Portage WI is a bum.

There, I said it