They're both guilty of stolen valor.

In Joe's case it's obvious as during his tenure he did nothing but peel potatoes and suck dick, and then got dishonorably discharged.

On the other hand, Pat claims to fight Nazis. This diminishes the sacrifices that many made in actually fighting Nazis.

Yeah you're right Patso, it's those Saving Private Ryan guys and you, a fellow peer.

Asshole.