"And you couldn't steal her from me with every tiny dick on this sub combined".

30  2019-09-16 by EasilyForgotten1138

Patso once again displaying his ignorance of women, reducing them to simply their sexuality.

Nice understanding of your wife, stupid. This is going to be easier than I thought!

10 comments

1  ellencakehorn 2019-09-16

I bet he gets all concerned and rolls over to her before bed and says "we have a good relationship, right?"

1  JudgeMarilynMillian 2019-09-16

he's not funny, not tough, not a good writer... she'll leave him soon enough.

1  EasilyForgotten1138 2019-09-16

I hear tell that he's fat, too.

1  ellencakehorn 2019-09-16

She probably gets wet if you show her a W-2

1  FrightyFright 2019-09-16

Panicky Pat must provide proof that Nikki is still with him or we can assume she has already left.

1  MR_BUCKETS 2019-09-16

Pat is the master of projection. He's too autistic to realize that everybody has different insecurities so he just regurgitates the insults that offend him personally.

'Child', 'tiny dick' and 'failure' are insults that really get under his skin so he repeats them endlessly.

(They also suspiciously sound like something an ex-wife who's sick of your shit would say)

1  King0nion 2019-09-16

Keep swinging, baby boy.

1  peckaface 2019-09-16

ex wife, parents, every girl he ever like in high school. Failure is ingrained in to him from birth.

1  Leaveitalonesniff 2019-09-16

I have public dick pics on aff and SDC that would beg to differ, child dick. u/patrickstomlinson just pm me for the receipts, child.

1  Mikekekeke 2019-09-16

The word 'steal' definitely has the connotation of being afraid of another man taking an object, his property, away from him against his will.

Patrick 'Women Are Property' S. Tomlinson