I learned a fun Salute Your Shorts fact on here the other day. Danny Cooksey claims to be 6'1" even though he's very, very, unmistakably, obviously 5'1". I find that weird as hell. He says he's a whole foot taller than he is. It's not like he can hide it. If you look up any picture of him he's the shortest motherfucker in it by a long shot.
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2 ellencakehorn 2019-09-15
Did you know Donkeylips from Salute Your Shorts is now a science fiction author??
2 AbeColleenVigoda 2019-09-15
I learned a fun Salute Your Shorts fact on here the other day. Danny Cooksey claims to be 6'1" even though he's very, very, unmistakably, obviously 5'1". I find that weird as hell. He says he's a whole foot taller than he is. It's not like he can hide it. If you look up any picture of him he's the shortest motherfucker in it by a long shot.