Let's list some fun facts about Joe Cumia for the folks at home.

1  2019-05-30 by TheRealJirnNorton

I'll start: Incapable of writing original song lyrics, cannot get his daughter to school on time, on low testosterone medication because he's old and womanly, gets an allowance from his younger brother, his girlfriend constantly pisses on him and he thinks she's squirting, and he spent his entire military career in the back of a kitchen peeling potatoes. What else we got?

15 comments

3  TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-05-30

Filed a police report against a fucking Bono impersonator

3  BlackManMoan 2019-05-30

He lies, A LOT.

He also introduces himself to new people as, "Joe Cumia, not a pedophile."

2  tremonti90 2019-05-30

He lets his brother fuck his girlfriend’s daughter.

2  Corey8706 2019-05-30

He is Anthony Cumia’s brother. And he wants to know if you have anything to say to him.

2  SueFuckedAnt 2019-05-30

Dangerous driver

2  StreetShitterson 2019-05-30

Goofy Nike walking shoes

1  SueFuckedAnt 2019-05-30

Lies about his pedo brothers behavior

1  call_me_winston 2019-05-30

smells like tit sweat

1  Whiplash91 2019-05-30

Is 60 years old and cares about what people on the Internet think of him

2  TheRealJirnNorton 2019-05-30

You don't believe him when he submits 1,000 word posts about how much he doesn't care from multiple accounts?

1  0xAncientHist0ry 2019-05-30

Generally rude demeanor.

1  TheMaestro2 2019-05-30

Theres so much material, but nothing worse than the fact that he has failed as a man and a provider for his family. He shamelessly collects off Anthony every month instead of finding honest work on his own.

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Joe has the type of integrity to disparage South American busboys as "lazy Mexicans", meanwhile they're working 3 jobs and sending money home to their families and Joe's life is cosplay

1  beefle 2019-05-30

Last I checked, everyone was team ant and hated opie. What happened?

1  Whiplash91 2019-05-30

Been on a diet for 4 months with no progress.

1  ddlamb 2019-05-30

Favorably compared his build and combat skills to Butterbean, a profighter with an combined record of 97–24–5 with 67 KOs