#Ruizing

113  2019-05-24 by MrMaloonigansBacon

49 comments

he's been growing on me

I've been listening to Opie's podcast recently, and to be honest, Carl and Opie don't make an awful radio couple.

I just love that Opie is clearly in a more fun situation than Tranpa. Him and Ruiz actually make each other laugh, and they go out and do cool things together. Meanwhile Tranpa is sitting in front of a green screen fake guffawing at Landau.

You're absolutely right. I never understood why Ant didn't get into the "traveling podcast" thing at least a little now that he has the freedom to do so. Doing that definitely gives Opie and Carl refreshing stuff to talk about.

There is only so much to say and do in front of a green screen for five years straight. But I guess it's hard to organize fun stuff outside of your own studio when you are passed out drunk for 6-10 hours a day.

Budweiser and their PHONY commercials. That phony male camaraderie. It's okay to ask for help. I've been in a room where I hear the sound of a bottle opening and I have to run out of the room to call someone.

Thanks for your call.

He did many out of studio shoots, from his back garden, from his living room... He once did a poker tournament somewhere in LI and I think some guy who had no idea who ant or the show was showed up and won the whole thing. They announced it would be annual but never did it again.

Just shows how uninteresting he is these days. Not a funny story to tell from the last 3yrs of his life since he no longer has "management".

Bud light makes for a fun time too

He's been growing on his belt holes too.

this fat fucking creep is starting to win me over

Love them redheads

Get me everytime.

That’s funny as fuck and I’d do the same. This red head plumps me up.

How to 'star fuck' the wrong way.

OpieRadio got a lotta fawkin pull. Lotta people wanna get on

Powerful Westwood One

Good going, spic.

we dont use that kinda language on this sub, you derelict. keep it pfg.

My ears are not dumpsters.

Chrissie was the one that accused Pat Dixon of assault and got him banned from clubs.

Fuck that unfunny twat.

Wait, really? What's the story there? I had actually thought she was okay for a female comedian, I'm glad to hear I was wrong.

According to legend... Dixon was trying to get laid and talking to her and eventually the gal got fall down Cumia drunk in a booth at a comedy club. He kept talking to her. Eventually one of her friends said "hey, she's too drunk" and he walked away. That's the story that was on <100 LOS and I think he talked about it on some old Cumia show.

Sometimes we like to just languish in our own misery instead of getting better. Well let me ask you this, have you been going to meetings? If I was still drinking with twitter and social media I would be an EMBARRASSMENT.

I hope I was helpful. One day at a time is all you can do.

I'd rather pay to see Jimmy drink than do comedy sober

Sometimes you have to let go and let someone else help you recover. It is ENRAGING the way they pretend it's just a harmless drink. Addiction is a motherfucker, man.

I don't know if that helps. All I can say is that it does get easier.

See this, is something I can get behind.

Good bot!

pat dixon does strike me as a creepy sexual predator

Really? Weren't they a couple years ago?

Wait did they say that was her? Honestly that really surprises me

Yeah it’s her. Fuck what you think stupid.

They dated, you're confused stupid.

So what if they dated? It happened.

Keep white knighting that stupid whore.

I love carl ruiz. He such a piece of shit

Lmao

''sugar'' daddy carl with the veiled insults? bitch better controls her hunger next time.

Go to r/opienanthonyXYZ and leave scorch for the fall back

We have moved on, just let us be happy.

Ruiz is becoming more likable daily.

At this rate if he beats up Fat Pat or calls out brother joe he could become sub royalty.

If you guys enjoy this prop spic then /r/scorch is the weaker of the two active subreddits.

Take it for what it is tho, the spic is using opies good name and fame to get lay, funny shit

Perfectly Ruizing. Failed attempt at unleashing his dick and apparently many, many calories.

The Cuban does what he must to hunt for gash.

It's a tough one honeslty... Outta both Opie's bottoms on one hand you got worm nortin 70 year old wrinkled up aids queen who has been drinking piss and sucking dick since he was a kid. Lived and used his mother till he was in his 30s. Now mocks her in clown suit with baby noises. Rides the fence with not one backbone and stabs his 'friends' with more fame in the back for a disgusting pig. Stole 60K from not his fa.. he has no fans but from OanTranth listeners. Raped a girl that was black out drunk, let's black men fuck and shit on him. works with sam faggots. Hack stole CQs act and removed him from twitter in a bitch fit.

On the other hand you got ruiz who is pretty much blob kelly with a goatee but more connections to food also foodnetwork. Get's Op into good restraunts and atleast tries to get girls... posts dumb tweets but il bet ruiz can take a waitress home. He is a puertoreecan tho.

It's that addict mentality. And I know it sounds corny, dude, but it really is all about what choices you make. Addiction is a motherfucker, man.

Be good, brother.

He's been thinking about her lately...

Hah so that retard tried to use him and failed and now she's complaining

Nothing sadder than a desperate fat guy

Hahahahaha ahahaha hahahahahah