We've been warned. I'm literally shaking.

98  2019-05-23 by antlikestrannies

100 comments

There's an 'o' in psychopath /u/patrickstomlinson; get a better editor or at least a typing wand.

you can say the 2nd paragraph about him too

Sure...But he is right though...Where others play chess to outmanoeuvre an opponent...We just kick the board off the table and start masturbating in their faces.

Lol you called him a nigger

He's a nigger! HE'S A NIGGER! HE'S A NIGGER! A NIGGER! LOOK, THERE'S A NIGGER!

Hi, MichaelRichardsBot!

I hope this year treats you well!

-HappyFriendlyBot

A NIGGER BOT! LOOK, THERE'S A NIGGER BOT!

BEEP? What do I think about BEEP? Well, how can I give you my thoughts on a word I’m not willing to use?

I’m just going to play candy crush and ignore you.

Tss beep boop tighten my nuts n bolts or sumphin'

We don’t make baby noises here!

Faggot.

Whoever programmed this gay ass faggot bitch bot is a nigger and a faggot and a tranny fucking retard.

alright, relax.

No that faggot ass bot has followed me across 5 fucking accounts fuck the loser who wrote that gay shit

Hi, MichaelRichardsBot!

I hope this year treats you well!

-HappyFriendlyBot

Good bot.

Good bot.

Good bot

You drove a Puerto Rican to suicide, Patrick. Hope you're happy.

Dont call it a comeback

You should christen the new sub with some spread eagle shots

Wait what?

u/artie021234whateverthefuq. He's dead. I flirted with the restaurant manager and hotel shuttle bus driver to try to cope, but it's not the same.

I don't know why that is.

Wait he's not really dead is he?

With a little help from the boys and donated faggy star wars wardrobe I will go to his little trekcon for 2$ bucks and slap some sense into this child like his father should have. I will also need some throathugs an anal from sams_seed you down?

I’m down to knock that tubby bitch around with a lightsaber

Thanks brotherman! I got the lemon shandys ready. Are you down to give me the throathugs and anal if sams_seed no shows? Let's do this BloodFart all we need now is the funds il start an indiegogo and gofundme. We just need about 60k$ bucks or 129,000$ bucks... You know for the airfair, hotels, lunches, camermen, crew, and cast! you know it aint cheap we dont wanna do it bad we want to make it good you know like what almighty Mel would want you know.

We could buy all the Brazilian trannies we could dream of

https://old.reddit.com/user/spaceedge

should check the obit pages where he lives to see if he checked out of life

Your book sucks, Patrick. I'll have to leave reviews about how awful it is on every review site because I can't post it at the old sub now.

He thinks if our Reddit presense is disrupted that we will die.

He still has no idea that 10 years from now he'll still be getting shit on every single day.

I'll never stop. Even if it's just me.

He doesn't realize what type of people frequent this sub. I hope he doesn't push anyone too far.

My erection has only strengthened.

Proof?

That's perhaps the funniest part about any of this. Everyone whose ever been seriously misguided enough to draw the ire of this sub (subs?) thinks getting it shut down is THE be all end all, when in reality, it's only a means to an end. It's like they think once the sub is gone, we all disappear from the Earth.

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Then again, this is the mentality of cerebrally-deficient, pitiful excuses for men who think being deplatformed from social media is by far the worst thing that can happen to someone. These are essentially big high school girls we're dealing with.

Baby doll?

He's so gay

How can a professional author misspell common words? Especially when most electronic devices correct spelling for you?

Discipline? I'm not going to take that from a fat man with pizza breasts

I can't remember 1 statement Patrick has made, not 1 claim that was accurate.

"None of have anything resembling discipline or self control" i think might have been the first time. Of course it's a generalization cause there's some normal people here just watching having fun, but it does describe just the sub as a being i guess.

"Online Terrorists" still wins though

When he wipes the brat grease from his hands, you are really gonna to get it!

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Or what, Patso?

calling someone a nigger on your personal facebook is probably a bad idea lol

I have nothing going for me, no harm no foul

I appreciate you, child. ❤️

pulitzer pat wins again

I hate this fat portly man. I will definitely touch up the Trump tile.

Just write Patrick Tomlinson is a nazi

It shrinks into a more concentrated, pure hatred

It really is just streamlining our hate so that it’s exclusively directed toward him.

Only Saint Mel's hatred for the Jews burns stronger.

This shitheel is not worthy of all the attention.

So when are one you going to go to Hooligans and beat him up on stream?

Tell me more about self-control you obese piece of shit.

Lol, that fat fag can gloat all he wants, but the goodreads and amazon reviews remain untouched. Nice livelihood, stupid.

You know Patrick internally said the word "nigger" when he read that. He's a traitor to SJWs everywhere.

Yeah bro he's a fucking racist and also fat and retarded

Going all SAMCRO with the caps, I see.

A lot of people won't keep messing with him. Mist even. But some will. And they'll literally never stop. He got the replacement sub banned, we ruined his book release

Our obsession with Patrick Tomlinson is like Ant with niggers. Now he doesn't have a twitter; and we don't have a sub.

Yet here we are, spouting all the statistics and facts on why Fat is a faggot.

... and Rise Again!

I don't get it at all. I've never even chuckled about a Fatrick post, and fucking with him violates Reddit TOS

Shut up ya dumb cunt

We called Pat a "&$;;-:" cause that's what he WAS!

Many of us were never obsessed with him and argued against the Balkanization of the original sub because it would lead to exactly this situation.

I appreciate the dedication in a vacuum, but it's really a shame that some of you just couldn't move on from Fatso for the sake of the sandbox. No sub that's created from this point on will get more than 1000 legitimate subscribers. This wonderful source of comedy and entertainment is cooked because you jerks had to keep making "Reminder: Patrick Tomlinson Rapes Children, Child" posts months after it stopped being funny.

Seriously, fuck you faggots in your asses.

What an insufferable little cunt you are

Sure, but it's da troof.

you're not wrong but honestly fuck having to self-censor, i'd get it if people harassed him irl or posted his address, fucked with his "family" and shit but as far back as i can remember i always wanted to be a gangster, and none of that ever happened,

same shit with joe, whether it's funny or not is irrelevant, it should be fair play to constantly mock the dolt, as long as you don't post shit about his 1-4 kids

All Patrick accomplished with this is ensuring people go further.

It's either that or keep making chipson jokes

This is what the literati refer to as a "false narrative."

I read Balkanization and stopped reading.

Word. He is too boring to warrant this much attention.

I'm pretty sure moving the user base to a dedicated forum or an imageboard would turn out to be far worse. Reddit ToS demands restraints. Anywhere else and the shitposting is going to increase 10x.

If an 8ch board would be too dead you can always bring /fatrick/ general to /lit/ or /tv/.

I'm going to make a post on /cow/tomorrow. Fatso needs more people laughing at him.

Someone should make a kiwifarms thread too.

-Discipline

-Self control

This will never end, Fat. Never. All you will do is drive more of us into finding new avenues to annoy you, as you are too much of a cunt to allow to go unchallenged. Fuck you to death, bitch boy.

whoopsie doodles

Does he think the whole child thing makes him cool? What a bitch.

Can someone check this for spelling and grammar like they did to one of Joe's posts?

We didn't leave it alone

Whats a psychpath?

Imagine having fat pedophile /u/patrickstomlinson call you baby doll. Did you use those names on your daughter? Why aren't you legally allowed to make contact with her? PS, respond to my message. I'll be in your neighborhood next month. Why do you avoid people?

Logan Lynn is a crybaby too. All these wimps think people goofing on them is abuse. Hey Blowgan and Fatrick, go read a Tina Turner biography for a definitive definition of "abuse". If you want to be in the spotlight, a public persona, how you take your knocks is more important than the knocks. But it's just funny how they can't handle ball busting and call it "abuse" and harassment... Here's to your courage, you fucking mediocre sallies.

Logan Lynn is a crybaby too. All these wimpy creative dopes who aren't happening think people goofing on them is abuse. Hey Blowgan and Fatrick, go read a Tina Turner biography for the proper definition of "abuse". If you want to be in the spotlight, a public persona, how you take your knocks is more important than the knocks. But it's just funny how they can't handle ball busting at all and call it "abuse" and harassment... Here's to your courage, you fucking mediocre sallies. It's not our fault you've both been accused of pedophila on several occasions and aren't succesful.

Wow, what a fucking FAGGOT!

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Imagine this fucking loser drinking alone at the bar responding to people with shit like this. Almost makes me feel bad for him.

Well let me ask you this, have you been going to meetings? Sometimes we like to just languish in our own misery instead of getting better. Are you in a program? Don't say the name of it, just "yes or no".

Thanks for your call.

You got sweaty posted at by a dude. Lol

And this pedo enabler calls himself a man? I'd rather hang from a tree than living a single day like him