r/scorch: We have faced many enemies, but none with the authority of a reddit powermod that doesn't get their way

We have faced many enemies, but none with the authority of a reddit powermod that doesn't get their way

85 2019-05-23 by OkaySeriouslyBro

68 comments

1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-05-23

Did we ahhhhfffffend some people?

1 TheRealEl2 2019-05-23

Ain't it fun?

1 MrsTomlinsonsBull 2019-05-23

Honestly dude, I thought you were a bit of a power tripper but that was some real ass standing up for the sub. It's too bad it was all for naught

1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-05-23

I should have been more diplomatic in my response. "I'll make a sticky at the top of the thread reminding people not to brigade and delete any posts that call for it".

But that "we'd appreciate if you could do something about it" shit ticked me off. It's such a Meryl from HR, smiling as she says it. This is an order but for polite reasons I'm going to pretend it's a request, but get ready for the consequences if you do not fulfill my request.

1 TheOneWhoDox 2019-05-23

your a real ass dude

bet you got a big dick too

1 Opesterino 2019-05-23

can I buy you starbuck's?

1 juschippinyababe 2019-05-23

Making it a Dunkin, fuck Starbucks.

1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-05-23

So how would they have been able to shut this place down, unless they had some pull with reddit admins?

1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-05-23

Bingo. Reddit powermods are to admins what lobbyists are to politicians, what the fucking master of whispers is to the king.

They can't actually cast the vote in Congress, but they've dedicated their lives to being able to influence the people who can.

1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-05-23

Oh I see. So i assume since the Rant subreddit is a rather big one on reddit, that they might've just had an IN with one of the admins...

Now what?

1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-05-23

Trying to set up a forum on joecumia.com

1 crookedmiles 2019-05-23

^ Fuck this spastic nigga

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-05-23

Nice alt, spastic queer.

1 crookedmiles 2019-05-23

You got me. What gave it away, faggot?

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-05-23

I'll tell you what it wasn't,

1 crookedmiles 2019-05-23

Go on

1 praise_st_mel 2019-05-23

A show of intelligence?

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-05-23

Goes without saying.

1 deep_legal_shit 2019-05-23

that was interesting turn out. you lost a 7 year old account and became Okay's personal project (source: saw the mod logs).

look at us all now

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-05-23

That sub has at least 3 power mods by my estimate. One of which is a woman. That's typically who does it. They never should be in any position of power.

I made a critical comment on a power mod's clear shitpost in their sub. Calling them a clear karma whore for posting it. Within 20 minutes I was banned from over 6 large subs. Most I had never even posted in. I noticed a pattern, it was all subs this woman modded. Dumb cunts.

1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-05-23

I'm no fan of women, but I feel like any one of those powermods would've had it in for us anyway, regardless of gender. They were able to get r/MDE shut down, and that's basically how they see us anyway.

In the future; rant about the sub that pissed you off, but try to do it in a way that doesn't even mention them by name, not even just linking them.

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-05-23

I remember the post the rant mod is referring to and thought it was stupid to begin with. It was definitely a "yeah, who cares" post. But, here we are.

1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-05-23

Yeah; we KNOW the rest of reddit is gay. That’s why we’re here. We don’t need more reminders.

But whoever posted that: I don’t recall how much discretion they used.

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-05-23

They were just bitching about making an inflammatory post on that sub and then for some reason getting banned for it.

But he also posted what sub it was. That was the mistake. What a fag.

1 niglet_supreme 2019-05-23

We need to get the fuck off reddit already

1 knitro 2019-05-23

Can you appeal this decision in the higher circuit court of reddit faggotry?

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-05-23

Once a queef has been queefed, can it return?

1 inhaleexhaletv 2019-05-23

Nay sir, nay.

1 Anarox 2019-05-23

https://www.welovebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/tenor-6.gif

Fuck that powertripping faggot. You did the right thing. We need to get the fuck out of Reddit

1 marrio91 2019-05-23

Anybody that uses the implicit WE is trying to force things under the guise of authority. This is reddit, you were right to get pissed.

1 deep_legal_shit 2019-05-23

your effort not to be biased is what ended it

1 SpaceEgde 2019-05-23

The faggots that kept stalking him and bitching about him were just psychos who kept posting shit that would get the sub shut down.

1 AmberBeard 2019-05-23

autists sperging out.

1 [deleted] 2019-05-23

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1 crookedmiles 2019-05-23

Honestly dude, I thought you were a bit of a power tripper

Naw nigga, he still is: https://i.imgur.com/o4P9uSv.png

1 Poo-U 2019-05-23

I don’t know what his beef with you was all about but that emoji edgelord gunclubVR/SamRobertsPhiltrum faggot was pretty open about trying to get the sub(s) shut down and specific users banned.

1 crookedmiles 2019-05-23

He didn't like the fact that I said he wasn't funny, so he sperged out like a fag

1 Christopher_Barton 2019-05-23

gunclubVR/SamRobertsPhiltrum faggot

Were they actually the same person?

1 Poo-U 2019-05-23

100% confirmed

1 Christopher_Barton 2019-05-23

He was also the dozen or so "redditorsarefags" usernames that used to mod the public health watch sub. Total faggot.

1 Senior_Poster 2019-05-23

You didn't get the obvious sarcasm?

1 insertclevereference 2019-05-23

He never had the makings of a varsity moderator.

1 SoulBrothaManNumber2 2019-05-23

Everyone worth a shit already knows to come here where it's PFG

but after this... we may truly be lost. I see /r/opie is in existence

1 marklarsen 2019-05-23

/r/dopieandagony seems like the most appropriate next step (as opposed to developing human relationships that replicate the joy the sub brings)

1 unwashedfezballs 2019-05-23

is this the fag that got us banned?

1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-05-23

It's my theory at least

1 Kurt_Love 2019-05-23

So r rant got us deleted? What the fuck

1 late_50s_why 2019-05-23

Fuck you line

1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-05-23

WHY CAN'T THEY BEHAVE?!?!?!

1 TheOneWhoDox 2019-05-23

i had top comment in that thread

fucking retards

1 notasodomite 2019-05-23

Holy shit that was you?? I've never met a famous person before.

1 TheOneWhoDox 2019-05-23

Please, treat me like you would a regular person

I walk amongst you only to bear witness

1 AnthsGun 2019-05-23

I cannot fathom the amount of childhood isolation needed to create a desire to be a reddit powermod

1 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2019-05-23

Imagine if someone like that had actual power. Reddit powermods are the same type of people who want to be in charge of HoAs. They're powerseeking shitheads without any real ambition, so once they obtain the modicum of power they crave their inner dictators come out.

1 OpiesRetardedKids 2019-05-23

The people with real power have the exact same mentality, except they're competent, which is even worse.

1 I_Hate_Knickers_3 2019-05-23

I wanna be a powermods

1 DHFearnot 2019-05-23

I'd vote for ya.

1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-05-23

Not sure if I’m sad or proud that a Big Three fan blew the whole thing up.

1 insertclevereference 2019-05-23

Two months of well thought out, perfectly placed quips GONE.

That Kresley is a real jerk!

1 Frequent2001 2019-05-23