What are we going to do now?

give that voat thing is try?

The reddit of reddit? No thanks. Let's just be happy when we see the occasional O&A thread on /tv/ and be done with all this.

boooo

It's time to hang it up.

I agree that maybe reddit should be finished, but I'm not leaving this alone

It's over, Johnny.

NOTHING IS OVER

It is, though. No amount of frantic downvoting will change that.

Nigger shut your ass up

You'll all see.

But we need a place like this. It stops us from doing things that would make the national news and having new laws passed.

Good luck, I guess.

We should develop the greatest app of all time. Whenever an O&A thread is posted on 4chan, your phone will start playing "feed nana!" very loudly regardless of whether your phone is silenced and especially if you are in a public place.

Only if we can get Wayne Knight to record it in the same cadence as "Ah ah ah" from Jurassic Park.

You head down to the river and fetch us some water. I’ll start a fire for boiling.

Whackbag

A dedicated forum? What is this, 2006?

I was joshing, you dilbert

If you don't shut up I'm gonna report you for making Layla tardy everyday

Get the old sub back. It's still there it s just private.

That is not PFG

:(

On our fearless leader's birthday, no less...

It’s not April 20th.

My birthday was yesterday but thank you for thinking of me all the same!

Happy belated, child

I’d give the SEO dude some money to get it done.

I called Keith to see if we can get their dev team on it, family discount.

Hey, I'm a software developer that does a very little web dev. Can the owner put joecumia.com on github? I'll help get some shit going

What’s this gonna cost? $60k?

Nah, just toss a grapefruit ipa my way every now and again

Toss my salad every now and again

I’ll start letting my used grapefruits ferment.

That would be I sir, github eh? Let's get those forks ready boys.

Fucking sweet. Let me know the repo

Joecumia Repo

Thanks , I'll clone it tonight

Can you make sure that an AlcoholicJimNorton bot I was 99% done with will work there? That might have been the worst I've ever wasted my time and there's some stiff competition.

Repo name?

I'm kidding it's totally tied into reddit's API. I'll try to unleash it as it is on this sub before it gets banned as well.

Cool

OK let's see.

I'm pud_suckley, and I'm an alcoholic.

If I was still drinking with twitter and social media I would be an EMBARRASSMENT. It is ENRAGING the way they pretend it's just a harmless drink. Well let me ask you this, have you been going to meetings?

Be good, brother.

Nice work!

Thanks, it's pretty retarded.

LoL is that a Joe TwitterBot written in Perl?

wtf is the repo URL? I'm a web dev and can help with this shit too but searching "Joecumia" or "Joecumia Repo" only brings up https://github.com/JoeCumia

Tyfys

/u/nomadiqq or however it's spelled

Software is easy. How will we get the equipment into the city to make the website?

I do cloud architecture. So if you want to scale this guy up to 1 million users let me know.

I know html </b>

i too am a dev. make that shit public and i guarantee you some creative people will make some cool shit for it

Great. I think a repo will be put on the JoeCumia github

"i don't know dick about the internet"

This is the most traumatic moment of my life, I need someone to hug me

you dont mind if my dick is out while we hug right?

I'd be offended if it wasn't

Awwwwe <3

Room for one more?

Jump in, only fags ask

T-thanks!

Tummy Sticks!

Joe Biden will be along in just a minute.

Scorch is here for all of us, bud. We will weather this storm.

OF ALL THE DRAMATIC THINGS

I was in the middle of posting this about his book, so I'll just leave it here:

I'm curious why database naming conventions have been abandoned in the future? They still use databases apparently, since that's the whole premise of the "Firstname Lastname" bit, but have adopted a strange naming system. I don't think that's ever explained in the book and is a giant plot hole.

It's almost like Patrick is a big fat idiot who doesn't know anything except how to drink to complete intoxication and eat sausages. Not a good guy.

Everyone thank UnwarrentedArrogance for being a killjoy tattle-tale faggot.

I didn’t actually tag reddit admins, I just accurately predicted what would happen.

you sound like a huge fag

Well I also look like a huge fag.

Reddit doesn't exist without copyright infringement if that is their definition of copyright infringement.

This isn’t fun, buddys

lol say what you will about the vape pen thief, he kept that shit up for years

lol say what you will about the vape pen thief

He's a faggot.

And very, very fat.

And also a cunt

Thought I might find some of you folks here.

So now what?

mass suicide

I wanna go first.

After you.

We're gonna need a shit-load of Kool-aid.

Someone ate all the sugar already.

You mean SpaceEdge tried to sniff it all and didn't realize it was just sugar?

Yeah, SpaceEdge hates sugar dude.

r/WillTate

Damn, I was ready to subscribe and everything.

I got half a mind to start it up, but I ain't modding shit, I don't have the time for that shit, plus I'm so awesome I don't need to power-trip on the internet.

We need to rally the rest of the troops. I just don't know where they are.

They knew the contingency plan

I didn't know the plan, so I went on Twitter and searched "r/opienanthony" and found one Tweet by someone informing the clueless refugees like me of where to go in this trying time. Godspeed

Pay it forward.

Drop links wherever appropriate

I did this too

handing out flyers at the big apple ranch

I feel like a WWII-era paratrooper that was scattered across France.

Circle Jerk

This is our Stalingrad.

God I hope we're the Russians.

Oopsie Doodles!

Just a reminder that this is all Space Edge's fault. The old sub was seemingly ban-proof and that fat junkie shithead just had to blow it up for everyone.

u/SpaceEdge cunt

Just to save his own ass from a misdemeanor

Time to mass report T.A. to the authorities

Report him but everyone should throw in an extra detail. I heard he’s been screaming the n word at children

Can't wait for this place to get shut down because idiots can't get enough of some random fatso.

Forreal

Your whore of a mother isn't that random

[deleted]

Fawwwwwwwwwk

Go back to chapotraphouse faggot. We own this place now

God I hate that fat smirking waste of space. He literally fucked everything up for nothing.

Oof... he done goofed

Hey Fatrick, the gears are really turning now, little one

I won, little one!

Surely bees will never find each other, congeal, and build a new hive. Surely.

This is fucked

Ghost we get shutdown?

Yes. When they find my body tell them Patrick Tomlinson did it.

God damnit. You people are the only thing that makes me laugh while shitting

What makes you laugh when you're not shitting?

The stupid foreigners I'm in charge of. Japs are fucking retarded, my chinks do better with less supervision

.......is your name from that faggot swedish YouTuber

No, you are the 2nd fag to ask about it though. I picked this name to apply to the private jocktober sub and I thought it was a very hateable name, so I use it now.

I'm glad it annoyed you, even in an unintended way.

I like you

I like your work; Carol, Arty, who's next?!

Try looking down

Nothing funny about my medical condition, my mom says it's not that small anyway

It's not about the size of your tiny penis, it's about the motion of your tiny penis

Lol I literally am laughing at that too as poop plops into the turlet. We're all just so similar and not gay or retarded at all!

goddamn the bastards got no love for us. Let's not give up.

Boy I'd follow you to hell and back, slapping bitches all along the way

When they find my body tell them Patrick Tomlinson did it.

Many innocent children will one day utter those same words.

STFU with the suicide shit nigga, everyone's miserable let's live long enough to see what happens with this shit. We are Assbergardians in a ship floating in space

God dammit

False copyright claims deserve harsh punishments.

Death, ideally.

I love that people actually fled to scorch

First thing that popped into my head.

The autists remember.

They certainly do.

r/greggtonyandjim

The North Are Queers

subscribed before it was cool

Me too. I only hope PFG-sciple can accept us as guests in his beehive

And here I thought we’d all be at /r/TerryClifford

Soon enough

The waterheads who own the house we were in burned it down. Scorch was right next door...

Fled? We are all just fans of scorch bud. I check here daily.

IF THE BEES

REMAIN UNITED

THEY CAN NEVER

BE DIVIDED

What's the next backup subreddit for when this one gets shut down?

https://old.reddit.com/r/2UBand/

The mods from the old sub (OnA) are trying to get people to go to that XYZ subreddit to remain in control. That's pretty fucking funny

That’s pretty funny. I nominate you to be the next mod we all turn against.

This place will be toast before long, especially quickly with zero modding.

But so will the other once the admins put 2 and 2 together with our enemy's help.

Scorch is our lord and savior

KEMOSABE!

Damn right

this is NOT PFG

Its been fun boys

what happened? Have we been closed down again?

Subreddit repo

I can't keep doing this!

Nice impression of Patso's ex wife

What the fuck...

C'mon people let's hustle here. Lets keep our good mods, like ghost and Braun, and keep our cesspool going.

This guy gets it. Let's rebuild

Your mom's box

Way to kick the nest, fat pedo hack fuck. Enjoy your 5 minutes.

Fuck am I happy to see y'all. God fucking damnit this is ridiculous!

They motherfucked us!

i predicted this 10 months ago.

also, opie is an active pedophile

War Momo Joe

Slizz?

you don't really have to be nostradomus to know that a page where "nigger" and "faggot" are abundantly present probably won't last very long

Real talk: If this backup gets shutdown where the hell do we go next? I'm losing track of where to go.

r/smalldickproblems

r/dopieandagony

r/opienanthonysub r/JokerChaos r/FuckSpaceEdge r/TerryClifford

I vote r/TerryClifford.

First place I went after seeing the sub banned.

Ditto

r/Obscurity

So we'll finally be back with Opie and Anthony again.

Ifeel like Loki at the end of Dogma, but before Been Affleck stabs him.

FUCK. FUCKING FAGGOT S TOMLINSON

Do your part: https://www.facebook.com/patrickstomlinsonauthor/

What a fag

FUCK! WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SUB!?!?!

Hey y'all 😘

some feet pics to get this thing rolling?

This doesn’t feel the same, I want to cry

A car-bomb?

A vape bomb?

We keep losing all the records of Joe making an ass out himself.

Give it 5 minutes.

I'm sure he's gloating like a fat lizard on a hot rock already

I'm so happy we all remembered. My user history now looks like a relatively respectable reddit nerd. Very bummed I didn't save my Night Before Christmas parody.

And in one fell swoop, we were all normies again.

r/dopieandagony ?

Dese shhhhhhhithedds...

haha

wild

What the fuck is this nonsense?

Gay fucking shit

Pat's a faggot know what I mean?

I'm looking forward to this new chapter in the O&A legacy. We all knew this day would come and we had a contingency plan in place years ago. Plus, I get to look at Scorch's lovely face instead of that shitty banner for the last 5 years. KnowwhatImean?!!?

well here we are - where is next?

This is one of my worst lunch breaks in recent memory...

What did you eat, champ?

broccoli cheddar soup in a bread bowl. still didn’t dull the pain

Well I hope you got some consolation that you got to buy it with your Panera^TM Sandwich Artist discount 😥

This is infuriating.. THOSE FUCKIN CUUNTS!!!

WE'RE BUGGIN' OUT!

Does Patrick think this means he will win?

Fuck that

my dick and balls are putrid

The sub may be gone but Joe Cumia still drives a gay little faggot car and can't get his kid to school on time.

All things considering, it feel PFG in here.

Well this will surely stop people from bothering Patrick.

Well this is a real sonofabitch. /scorch it is I guess.

Fatty is probably having the best day of his life today, bragging to everyone how he, "took out Internet terrorists" not realizing we don't actually go away, and not realizing that nobody knows who he is or what the fuck he's going on about.

I think everyone calling him fat was really starting to grind his gears.

Also, Reddit likes to be, what they call "transparent" and all, what copyrighted pictures of a retard attempting to read something finally made an admin ban a subreddit? Oh, I forgot. Reddit literally doesn't look into DMCA complaints, they just remove the post in question without looking at the content. Look it up. It's pretty much worded like this.

I was fucking depressed as fuck for about 3 minutes until I came here. Missed all you niggers, faggots and especially you faggot niggers. Pretty fucking great direction of the sub. Management is loving the direction.

Hi, juschippinyababe!

I wanted to stop by and offer you a robot hug, and wish you the most excellent day ever!

-HappyFriendlyBot

fucking yuck

That's rly sweet

Gay bot

Stop hugging without permission

The Fatrick obsession killed the sub. Many such cases, sad!

Well at least that fucking parasite Joe won’t find us here

On a real note fatrick really really fucking pissed me off now. He should be more care with his doxx

A reminder that FatPat will be at GenCon signing autographs with a pedophile. It costs $2.

Get your money's worth.

Pat, ya' done goofed.

They still don't realize that the sub is like a Hydra, with penises instead of heads. Try to cut down one all you like, two more dicks will just sprout up to replace it.

What the hell happened?

I feel like I lost my home in a fire.

Signing in

We should take over r/alamo for one final stand against that tyrannical fat loser.

Let's brigade that sub that us banned.

Sup urrbody

Luckily I was already totally nude.

Since the original sub closed down I only really get on here to shit on the Adam Carolla podcast, so I’m out of the loop. What happened to the opienanthony sub? Did that faggot SpaceEdge shut that one down too?

It's been an absolute honor fighting alongside you men

This was the plan.

Oh of course

Well this is our new home until we find a server that isn't run by faggots.

Well, that went fast. So here we are, and all I can think to say is FUCK JOE CUMEATER AND FATRICK TUBLINSON, THE FAGGOT TWINS OF THE GAYPOCALYPSE!

Now, back to our regularly schedule hate orgy.

God bless you scorch

It's been a ride fellas

Good luck

I've been here since the dumpster fire incident.it has been soooo lonely.

I lingered long enough.

The pendulum finally swung his way!

"There's a subreddit, a subreddit in the water!"

"We're all just dust in the wind, maaaaaan"