"THREE STROIT WHOIT MIN WALK INTO A BAH. THEY'RE ALL ROIPISTS! FANK YEW, FANK YEW. HOW MINNIE WHOIT MIN DUZ IT TOIK TO SCREW IN A BULB?! ONE TA HOLD IT DOWN, AND ANOTHA TO SCREW IT! ROIP! STOP LAFFIN!"

8  2019-09-16 by SpaceCaseBassFace

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What's this guy's name again?

Harold Gatsby

I swear to God if she did this exact shit for her next special I would walk over land and swim the seas to find her and kiss her feet. She'd be instantly named the greatest of all time. If only everything she said before that had been part of the longest con. And she could even just see this post and do it anyway even if that wasn't originally her plan and she'd still be the greatest.