I love my second, better wife

1  2019-10-01 by PatricksWaterheadBro

9 comments

She has fat on her shoulders. One of the leanest parts of the body

It looks like they took a photo of two chubby toddlers and digitally aged them.

Even though she is average looking she is still out of this faggot’s league.

Of course he does he doesn’t have a daughter to compete with.

That tongue thing is something chicks with bad teeth do in photos to hide the gaps

Poor woman. May god have mercy on her tattered soul.

Fatter*

Their body language is not good for a newly married couple. Also, he couldn't have poured his beer into a fucking glass? Swigging from a bottle at his own wedding.

They're at a friend's wedding in this one, child.