Where the hell have you been, child?

2  2019-09-30 by PatricksWaterheadBro

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Why would anyone publicly admit to spending 5 grand to get out of twitter jail?

i'd assume it's a brag as if that amount of money is nothing, but he doesnt realize that it makes him look like a dumbass

but introspection isnt a Patrick strong suit

It just means that it took him 10 months to save up 5 grand

His excuse is that it's a necessary part of his business, because all the clapping seal Drumpf haters clearly are interested in buying whatever the 500 twitter accounts they follow try to sell them, especially a dogshit plagiarized book.

Who was it that found the sales figures where it said he only sold 6 copies last month?

"WHY AREN'T YOU UP TO DATE ON EVERY ASPECT OF MY LIFE, CHILD? HOW DARE YOU"

And that’s Laura Rich, his only actual fan!

Reminds me of that tranny who loved Joe Matarese

u/patrickstomlinson -you are a literal crazy person who advocates for violence, you need to be stopped, & it will happen harshly.

Fix yourself, or we'll continue to correct you / help show your true colors... & bring your sociopathy to a conclusion. You pseudo-intellectual tub of shit.

What a pathetic, fucking loser.

5 grand. That really tickles me. What a fucking nut.

Nice to see Pat gets upset at his only actual fan.

Bucket-of-shrimp dumb? This fat no-talent gerber baby has 0 creativity.

What does that even mean?

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He's a lying sack of shit. His second, better, wife paid to get the Twitter account back.