He adores attention, negative or positive. He’s a really sick narcissist and needs professional help

Every single thing he posts is to pander or to get a "wooo you go girl" response from people. It's hilarious and fucking pathetic. Daddy didn't care for his faggoty son who wanted to play with star wars toys instead of playing sports like a real man.

https://i.imgur.com/cQ8NQVH.jpg

After the half marathon reveal, I think this Patrick guy's a real threat to the fabric of our society.

https://pastebin.com/PJHnpdXd

Very interesting, someone is looking rather guilty at this point.

This should be stickied ASAP

That shit is fucking great, thank you for your service brotherman.

u/PatrickThetanson did the writeup, I just know how to paste things.

The one thing I always mentioned to everyone even when he was posting his "training" pictures during the summer was how his shirts were NEVER fucking wet, not a drop of sweat on them after claiming to have ran multiple miles. I'm in shape and after one mile in humid summer Milwaukee weather my shirt is wet. Everything this fuck posts/says/does is a fucking lie. Actual tough guy whose been in many bar fights with men who didn't live to tell the tale, hahahahaha.

Oh no, I hope he doesn’t send us to jail for calling him fat!

Hi Pat! :D

Shouldn't you be busy writing a book about neo-nazis or the fall of that Fonald Plumph fellow?

Shouldn't you be busy writing a book about neo-nazis or the fall of that Fonald Plumph fellow?

No, Will Tate hasn't written that one yet.

William Theodore Tate is a Sci-fi God!

If there is one thing around here that we are all truly motivated by, it's Reddit karma. How will we ever get over this crippling loss of meaningless internet points? P-Titty's life is so focused on pointless social media that he thinks that this is actually a way of striking at us

P-Titty 🤣

Why are we still doing this here? This was on the other sub.

I think we've been defeated.

Child, we've been defeated long ago. He's just kicking us while we're down.

did you guys read the new reddit policy? this is it boys they are going to ban everything now

Oh geez. Dropping downvotes on members of a sub who routinely get banned, along with their subreddit. This hits us where it really hurts. 🤣

Patrick how is this your life?

I don't have multiple accounts, child. Even your own community is sick of your obsession.

Quick question, chubby: Which part of this image bothers you so much that you constantly report it, the accurate portrayal of your body or the accurate portrayal of your family's feelings about how you turned out?

https://i.redd.it/uhk8rqlnhmp31.jpg

FYI Patso, replying to a tweet where someone tells you that they’ve reported a troll account with “shucks. Darn” betrays a much lower level of language comprehension than you probably want to show as a professional writer. It’s something you would say when it would otherwise make sense for you to be upset or disappointed, and where you might appear to be upset or disappointed were it not for your sarcasm. It’s not something you say when no one would think you’d be upset or disappointed.

Here’s an example: someone says “the president has been diagnosed with cancer.” Under normal circumstances, many people would be sad about this, because the leader of the nation’s life is in jeopardy. But since the president is Trump, many people, yourself included, would actually be happy to hear this news. So since it’s normally sad news, but this time isn’t, you would say something like “shucks. Darn” sarcastically to indicate that your reaction is not what one might expect.

What you did, by saying that when someone gave you news which is always good, would be like if someone told you you had just won a large sum of money. It wouldn’t make any sense in that situation to sarcastically pretend to be upset or disappointed at the news. You don’t have a very strong command of the subtleties and nuances of language.

All that you do is yell and talk shit about trump all day, but when someone does it to your fat ass it's suddenly a crime? You fucking cowardly faggot. Why do you just obsess over trump all day? Is it because you know your name is in at least one of the 130,000 sealed indictments that are going to be rolled out and you and your pedophile sci-fi gang of sexual criminals are chewing on your last bits of cheese pizza?

Your books suck and I constantly call brick and mortar stores to have them put on hold.

It's the small things that count. Thank you, hero.

You have multiple chins, child.

Yeah I'm totally convinced your fans just happen to be on here obsessively downvoting everything at 4 am. Totally doesn't sound like something you'd do. Yup, totally not your typical pathetic behavior.

Yes you do. No it isn't. We're just getting this party started sweetie. You're the one that's obsessed. One little apology would have prevented all of this.

😅😂🤣 He's just so special

Hey, it's the 'political firebrand' that was too much of a pussy to speak out against Obama's drone campaign that spread across seven different countries. You're about as much for human rights as we are.

Seriously, what was this fatso tweeting about pre 2016?

That's actually a good question...

Said the guy with multiple accounts

Do you admit that you're fat? Honestly if you don't think you're fat then you are 100% retarded, there are no two ways about it.

It must really suck to know that Jonathan is a better man than you will ever be.

You're fat.

Seems we aren’t, child.

Hey fat boy

hahahaha no, we know you are literally downvoting everything with alts the minute its posted. Thats why you commented within seconds of him saying that you were. Because you're a pathetic, obsessed little baby throwing a tantrum. Pedo trash.

Yeah that makes perfect sense, you blithering maniac.

Now dance for us chubbsy wubbsy.

Child.

At least we obsess over healthy things fatso. You and Cunt Rambo obsess over cheese pizza and child rape, your crimes will be exposed, child.

You're a classic example of why we still need bullying in this country.

What's the highest level of education you achieved? Why are you so doughy?

So in other words you DO have multiple accounts and our own community loves the new direction of this sub. Why don't you believe Moira Greyland, child?

His benefactors told him not to.

When you suddenly appear when someone accuses you of being here right now downvoting everything, it gives you away, child.

Some stealthy geek you are, child.

Right now, they're stuck on "stupid."

How's your daughter?

Wait, I know. She's doing great! Without you that is.

Hello, Fatrick.

Good morning Fatso! The Bull still taking care of your neglected wife?

You replied to this post within four minutes. You're obsessed, child.

People are watching you. They message me when you truly embarrass yourselves.

Just like when one of your "tens of thousands of fans that feel [your] deserves to be heard" started a parody of your fucking cat and spoke in the exact same manner as you? You're hilariously bad at this, child.

You left out child, child.

People are watching you, and hundreds of people laugh every day at you truly embarrassing yourself. Potentially thousands, depending on whats been posted that day. Meanwhile, your pinned post about your book still has less than 20 likes. Your twitter engagement is fucked and you know it lmao. You have to pay for RTs ans favs to go viral. That's why you're botting your likes and follower count. Everyone's laughing at you and you know it.

Oooh. Spooky.

Is it like how other people are watching your (supposed) child, instead of you?

Got eem

Lol this started as "all your posts and IPs are being documented on a spreadsheet so the cops can come arrest you" and has turned into "people are screenshotting your embarrassing posts"

Screen shooting with extreme prejudice.

Nice ratio you pedo apologist shit stain

I read your recent book and it was awful.

He is an objectively poor writer. Pulp trash. Nothing more.

For some reason I think this will hurt Pat more than losing his daughter,

You obviously didn't appreciate the subtle political intricacies ans social commentary of Fonald Plump, child.

You can tell by the way he writes them, he tries really really hard to sound intelligent. Dude wants to be Douglas Adams so bad lmao. Too bad he just sounds like a copycat hack instead.

It's like he's bucket-of-shrimp dumb.

In my next book, an alien race of transgendered crab people kill a child and leave the body in the trunk of an abandoned car! and theres a wacky robot whose a little wacky if you know what I mean!! error! error! daughter not detected! initiating hacky joke sequence!

Yes it’s so embarrassing to make fun of a fat low Iq retard like yourself, how will we ever live with ourselves, child?

People are watching you.

So you're saying that someone messaged you, saying that we were talking about you, and you showed up and replied within four minutes of the post... yeah, that still sounds obsessed, dude.

Did they message you when we found that video of you saying you miss your ex-wife? How embarrassing for us.

https://streamable.com/wb9u7

This may be my favorite comment I have read on reddit yet. Thanks for the laugh Patso!

I'd suggest you stop following us around on Reddit and replying to our posts about you. That is called cyberstalking and it is very illegal. Stop before it's too late, or I'm going to have my lawyers take this to court, and you don't stand a chance in there child. The judge will laugh in your face and take everything from you. The court may even order your star wars toys to be destroyed in a trash compactor while you watch helplessly, which would be funny. Get ready for your subpoena, child!

He made fun of my Star Trek model, Your Honor.

when you truly embarrass yourselves.

When we hit too close to home, you meant to say.

What people? That mutant that is the pretty little psycho? You keep great company, child.

Surely it’s not the law enforcement agencies that told you to fuck off months ago.

"What's Reddit?"

"so you want us to join forces with FBI, CIA and Interpol because they called you a faggot? what kinda stupid faggot are you??"

He claims that TOR end nodes and VPNs will be deanonymized because someone called him a fat fag on the computer. Hahahaha, yeah right.

Did he really say that? Jesus Pat, get a grip. Not one person will ever step inside a jail cell because they called you a cuck faggot.

Yeah on one of the old subs he made a comment about how they're going to crack TOR and VPNs and we are all in "enormous trouble" and facing "many felonies" if identified. I told him I am, and have always been identifiable since the start, and I'm not afraid of his bullshit nor have I ever been. And that he is a fat failure of a father who will never dox or find any of us.

hahahahahahaha what a self absorbed faggot. I guess he doesn't understand that the TOR project was funded by the US Navy and DARPA. What a stupid piece of shit. He literally does not understand this at all.

/u/patrickstomlinson you are an ignorant fuckhead child

Cyberstalking is a crime, child.

The only embarrassing thing is you actually replying. Fucking pedo defender.

Maybe try taking a second to stand back and reflect on why you're so reviled. This isn't normal. You're an absolutely insufferable asshole.... yet you blame others for just calling you out on your cheap condescending tone. This will never stop. You made your bed, child fucker.

Hey fatass, why won't you answer my question? Is Moria Greyland lying?

By "people" you do mean you and you only, son. You're obsessed. That's why you respond instantly to posts that trigger you. We all know successful real authors are always up at 4 am bitterly throwing twitter tantrums

Hi, here's a backup of all the posts you've made

http://opieandanthonyarchives.com/fatrick-reddit.html .

I counted 1,641. In 340 comments (roughly 1/5). You have used the word child or children. Is that because you are in a fact a pedophile #just_asking_questions .

Hi, i posted this last night. Since then you have added 5 more child/children. This message contains no child/children...Congrats.

345/1647

keep up the good work.

You're a fat, delusional, lying, cheating piece of shit. Go fuck yourself you obese pedophile apologist. You cheated at that marathon and there's zero doubt about it. You protected pedophiles and child abusers and there's zero doubt about it.

You can tell cat rambo and the rest of your pedo club that the kiddy fucking party is coming to an end soon.

People? You’re the only one Pat. Nice ratio, stupid.

Shouldn't you be at home making home movies of Nikki getting deep dicked by melanized meat missiles, child?

People are watching you.

I bet they are. We're hilarious.

The only embarrassing thing is your refusing to acknowledge your love of nigger semen.

Thathappened.jpg

Why don't your book sales reflect your vast army, child?

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You might weigh as much as 3 or 4 normal people, but don't get confused, you're still just a single person. Referring to yourself as people is grammatically incorrect. You'd think an author would know that, but then again you're not a real author, so...🤷‍♀️

You're embarrassing yourself simply by being here. It's clear you haven't put any thought into what I told you not long ago, or you're just solidifying the fact that you are desperate for any attention at all.

I await your arrogant, nonsense response. Just continue to embarrass yourself. That's why we're still here!

Nice ratios on the pinned tweet, child

Failure of a father.

literally nobody believes that

You have Joe Cumia trying to keep you in the loop while you mistreat him. And maybe that guy who's traumatized as a child. Weird demo for a guy like you.

We all know how Patrick feels about people who were traumatized as children, child.

Hahahahaahagahaha

Well you block anyone that puts you in your place so your Twitter army is just ridiculous.

"Hey boss, they callin you fat again on that opie reddit page..."

"Thank you, little one."

Lol you're a fucking joke

When was your last fight?

With his belt buckle

Management is loving the direction of that post, verry good.

Any numbness in the extremities Pat? That's never a good sign.

He responded to this thread within 3 minutes of its posting. It doesnt take all day to write when youre just copy/pasting will tates books.

What a fucking clueless dolt. He's beyond satire at this point.

Fatrick is wasting his day not being productive or helping Nikki pay the bills so he can fight the online nazi's, children. He only wins and we only lose yet he is wasting his entire day to combat anonymous internet users to feed his narcissistic personality disorder while getting nothing accomplished in his failure filled life. He is our fat little marionette whose strings are barely attach cause he's such a fat child. Dance Fatty Dance, we are your Nazi Incel overlords you faggot.

Well, this post really got away from me. Apologies in advance, this is more of an open letter to you at this point.

Hi, Pat. I haven't engaged in any pestering of you on any platform. I literally do not give a single care about you although you are very unpleasant to look at and listen to, and your Internet ramblings - those that don't advocate violently assaulting strangers based on their appearance - are quasi-informed regurgitation of liberal headlines at best.. but whatever, there are plenty of self-assured idiots.

I just don't for the life of me understand why self-assured idiots like you and Joseph Colleen Cumia insist on purposefully irritating a bunch of dedicated quasi-professional trolls. Like... all this because you just refused to walk back a particularly mild, "I never found Norm particularly funny"? You're going to be on your deathbed, heavily huffing away the last few breaths you've gasped down in your 52 years on this planet, SEETHING over the Internet battle you've fought over a decade, wishing you could've just gotten ONE of us so you could put a face to fucking hilarious names like 'paneracist'... but your last years were wasted because you just couldn't

LEAVE IT ALONE

To be clear, I never cared enough about your bloviation, I rolled my eyes when you-posts filled the homepage, and didn't give enough of a fuck to pester some total zero for having different tastes/opinions than me. I've enjoyed this from the sidelines as a spectator, like the belles at Gettysburg fanning away their vapors. You have nothing to do with the show and aren't nearly as doggedly retarded/fun to annoy as Joe. If you just stopped engaging us, I would barely miss you (just a bit because, c'mon, some of the caricature pics are legit funny)

But people like you are why the left is so divided and why centrists like me are Bernie-or-Bust. Identity politics, PCC, and all this "mentally ill minority" glorification at the expense of the base is precisely why Trump won in 2016 and why he'll win re-election. Short of a JFK-CIA conspiracy, it's guaranteed to happen because Democrats have ALWAYS refused to consolidate their base around someone who "only" agrees with 90% of my beliefs. For some reason, right libertarians and ultra conservative Christians can rally behind their candidate and come to an internal consensus on policy. Dems spend SO MUCH fucking time bickering about perceived, incremental edges in liberalism that they can never accomplish a fucking thing. Then add this disingenuous perpetuation of 'victimhood' that presents as the horrendously destructive misandrist movement known as 'fourth wave feminism,' and it's no wonder that Trump - unarguably the most ignorant, apathetic, incendiary, corrupt, un-American, incompetent, and unqualified POTUS we've ever had - isn't buried in the polls.

You insist this is going to end well and personally, I have no idea how or why you see it that way or what has convinced you it will. Can you name a single person who was being trolled by the Internet who won? Cus "we" have unearthed most of your public life, it's only a matter of time before our shovels clink on the coffins buried under your impressive folds.

There is nothing remotely charming or redeeming about you - that doesn't make you a bad person per se but it does beg the question of why someone who is mentally, physically, emotionally, psychologically, and spiritually a "4" (no, not child, child: out of 10) is out peacocking like he's the Brothaman.

At this point, it's a game a retarded chicken. An obese, failed, divorced, childless insurance salesman and marathon cheater who resorts to hawking poorly-written-despite-being-stolen, virtue-signalling, woke space operas whose means to earn/provide are directly affected by the same idiots he provokes daily... or a nebulous cadre of idiots who enjoy each incremental lulz you provide?

Patrick could never weave a web of literary perfection like you just did, bravo.

Jesus Christ, this was downvoted in the 45 seconds it took me to add a missing dash because I knew Pat would make that the point of focus. Damn dude.

I'm getting this post tattooed on my inner thigh.

Fucking BEAUTIFUL. Patrick wishes that he could write something as moving and meaningful as this.

Don't forget he plagiarized his op-ed and cheated his race. Fatso never met a corner he wouldn't cut.

All he needs to do is rip off another one of Will Tate's books, and BOOM, you got your next novel.

wait I just googled Will Tate...he has a series called "STARSHIP REPO?" How is PST's book getting away with that? I not understand.