Patrick, c'mere, listen-a me

25  2019-09-30 by PsychopathyRed

You're a marathon cheating punk and all of your endeavors have failed: novel writing, stand up comedy, marriage, fatherhood, getting a woman to cum, dieting, getting followers on Instagram and YouTube, and keeping your Twitter account up for a long time.

The bell tolls for thee, obesity child.

4 comments

He's going to tank his karma on Reddit too. He doesn't have much to begin with.

I hope people don't go through all his post history and tank it even worse. People actually look at that stuff oddly enough.

That's the thing. He's a condescending bag of arrogant garbage with everyone... not just us. This shit both predates and transcends us.

He should accept his failures and get titty fucked. His udders are big enough.

He's a sweet summer pedophile