Some hillbillies invited me to brunch there while I was visiting on business. $33 for shit food. How they managed to fuck up simple breakfast dishes I’ll never know.
There is an absence of any calf muscles in Joes legs, I suspect his legs have atrophied due to the small enclosure the cattle farmer has placed him in.
Also, Joe makes a brave fashion decision by wearing grey cum-stained basketball shorts (perhaps from a rendezvous with a strapping young valet attendant) paired with a button up shirt. The signature 82nd Airborne sits askew atop his shiny head and is a staple for any former POG looking for a veteran discount, but lacking any sort of supporting documentation. The ensemble is complete with shoes which can only be described in on word-puffy.
61 comments
18 PatrickThetanson 2019-09-29
Fucking garbage people.
18 Der-Giftpilz 2019-09-29
Carols feet are bigger than Joes, she probably could tread water with them bitches
7 Sternacridesagain 2019-09-29
They really are giant awful looking things. Giant doofy clown shoe looking things.
1 ThankYou_Comrade 2019-09-29
She has giant hands too
Joes small dick would look even smaller in those
7 JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS 2019-09-29
Jesus tap-dancing Christ , her feet are gigantic.
4 insertclevereference 2019-09-29
Barney Rubble feet.
5 GloryHolejoeH 2019-09-29
seeing those big feet really distract you from the awful legs and is that a knee?
2 RuizAndTheJeez 2019-09-29
Not babydoll dress material
17 RealTonySchiavone 2019-09-29
Why is Fred wearing AntH's chinaman glasses?
8 StuntPeckah 2019-09-29
He's regaling everyone with a witty tale about King Kong going to Hong Kong.
15 TheDarkFezRises 2019-09-29
Mr Fancy Man wearing his court shoes to this upmarket establishment.
15 ROtheHO69 2019-09-29
God damn carol is about an ugly piece of shit.
3 GloryHolejoeH 2019-09-29
dont insult shit bro.
15 PatricksWaterheadBro 2019-09-29
Long Island welfare trash
12 maybe_kiss_u 2019-09-29
You know you can see everything when carol sits down
15 Der-Giftpilz 2019-09-29
Her pussy makes a suction sound when getting up from a vinyl chair because it droops so bad
11 fourStrokes1900 2019-09-29
She looks like Rocky Dennis here
11 GroovyBastard 2019-09-29
Why does Aunt Fran have the hairline of a highschool baseball coach?
11 tompetersxyz 2019-09-29
That looks like Harrah’s. I wouldn’t feed my dog food from there.
10 lawyerherelistenup 2019-09-29
It's a buffet for sure.
5 tompetersxyz 2019-09-29
Some hillbillies invited me to brunch there while I was visiting on business. $33 for shit food. How they managed to fuck up simple breakfast dishes I’ll never know.
9 StuntPeckah 2019-09-29
I hear in Vegas, they cook up a mean 6 oz. meat and salad.
6 fourStrokes1900 2019-09-29
Good job Joes lost a few pounds then
8 tompetersxyz 2019-09-29
Joe standing right behind the Chink from Brooklyn, 6’1 my ass
8 BloviatingUdders2 2019-09-29
Of course that goomba wears his hat indoors.
7 aRTie02150 2019-09-29
Being Spanish I thought you called Fred a white trash cow. I didn't think vacation.
-2 GloryHolejoeH 2019-09-29
spic
Edit: You wetbacks need to hold your frijoles, Cumia hate sees no colors.
6 Persianschlong 2019-09-29
Bowlegged redneck trash fool
5 Sternacridesagain 2019-09-29
Joe vacations with Anthony's listener friends. It's one big incestuous stew with the Cumias.
5 GloryHolejoeH 2019-09-29
Carls feet are bigger than the "6'1" manlet welfare joe.
4 MonsterSteve 2019-09-29
6'1 on skates maybe. Reminder those sneakers are adding a few inches to this Neanderthal.
4 Boxocox696969 2019-09-29
So on first night when Fred is at the tables his wife sneaks off to fuck one of the busboys, right?
4 GloryHolejoeH 2019-09-29
Who is the nigger in grey shorts?
4 Twatsmash 2019-09-29
What size is Carol? A 15? Bitch looks like Sideshow Bob.
4 TheWelfareMan 2019-09-29
I can smell this photo
4 JamesCHefnerson 2019-09-29
4 niggers and a chink
3 Pogo_Thee_Clown 2019-09-29
Carol is making the dammit Joe is not using deodorant again face
3 lenlawler 2019-09-29
Of course Joe dons the official shoe of Boomer, mall-walking oxen.
2 late_50s_why 2019-09-29
That's all he wears, court, karaoke night etc.
3 JaySchuler 2019-09-29
Joe is pushing 300 lbs.
3 GloryHolejoeH 2019-09-29
Anth got taller
3 MonsterSteve 2019-09-29
Aunt Fran borrowed AntHs soy sauce hair dye
3 TacolasCage 2019-09-29
Oh wow, Joe decided to put on a button up shirt.
5 RuizAndTheJeez 2019-09-29
I'm surprised it doesn't have guitars and chains all over it
3 Snake_____86 2019-09-29
Chain shirt is reserved for the Moose Lodge.
3 JamesCHefnerson 2019-09-29
Those buttons are under a lot of strain
3 RuizAndTheJeez 2019-09-29
Reminder: neither Cumia brother visited Fred when he was dying in the hospital.
3 sf69err 2019-09-29
I know what room the black guys staying in later...
(Aunt Fran’s)
2 RED_FORK 2019-09-29
There is an absence of any calf muscles in Joes legs, I suspect his legs have atrophied due to the small enclosure the cattle farmer has placed him in.
Also, Joe makes a brave fashion decision by wearing grey cum-stained basketball shorts (perhaps from a rendezvous with a strapping young valet attendant) paired with a button up shirt. The signature 82nd Airborne sits askew atop his shiny head and is a staple for any former POG looking for a veteran discount, but lacking any sort of supporting documentation. The ensemble is complete with shoes which can only be described in on word-puffy.
Aunt Fran also looks like Michael Myers.
2 anorock13 2019-09-29
Comp’ed.
1 [deleted] 2019-09-29
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1 CompoundBasement 2019-09-29
Welfare Joe is getting fatter and everyone is getting uglier. Disgusting obese cheap buffet slobs.
1 lonelybisharp19 2019-09-29
does anyone other than this dolt use "vaca" for vacation? did he mean vacay?
1 swtjjII 2019-09-29
Vacate is also 'cow' in Spanish
1 TacolasCage 2019-09-29
Is that Norton on the upper right?
1 nicecarfaggot 2019-09-29
Joe is fatter than ever.
1 THE69IQ 2019-09-29
Carving Station Buffet Joe:
"What do you mean you're out of prime rib?"
points to hat
"Do you know who my brother is?"
"No"
"I suggest you go back there and find some beef for a true" points to hat again "American hero."
"Uh"
"You get it. I'm a teacher and father of 20 to two und..."
"Ok man."
"My brother didn't pay for this for me to be treated this way"
1 50sSpaceProgram 2019-09-29
Boomer shoes.
1 of_lower_stock 2019-09-29
Oh god, I'm so jealous!!!
1 telav 2019-09-29
Bow-legged nigger.
1 TetleysRevenge 2019-09-29
Fred will be at a nickel slot machine when he feels an itch, looks down, and sees that his legs have rotted off.