I see nothing but facts.

If it's any consolation Pat, you can watch us run a train on her fat ass.

I call asshole

Dibs last!

I honestly am not quick to anger but I would beat the fuck out of fatso if I ever see him. And I'm not even a tough guy, but hes soft as baby shit.

Metaphorically beat him of course

Self defense situation

He's soft as baby shit

You are what you eat, they say

He actually says that on the video where he introduces the Damsels of Dorkington. He says something to the effect of, "I'm a geek. I know that I don't look like one, but[...]".

Fatty, you are the stereotypical epitome of what one thinks of when they hear the word 'geek'. Pudgy, sweaty, socially maladjusted, and feeling like they must talk loudly to share their enlightened opinions.

Even the rifle he has is some gay ass french bullpup shit because jiggle tits can't handle the recoil from any 7.62.

Ar-10 nigga

lol you can’t get anymore nerdy than Patso, he even got Star Wars socks on

He thinks wearing a leather jacket and riding a knock off bike means he looks like a "problem" to people. Um, no, dude, you look soft as fuck and your embarrassing attempts to look tough make you look even softer.

he looks like a problem to children

I have officially decided that we are attacking someone with a legitimate mental illness. No one can look at him and think anything other than a pseudo intellectual comic book idiot.

Omg does he ? He’s a soft tubby cuck. Patrick you’re pathetic ! 🤣🤣🤣

This guy needs to go on nanas show and they can discuss their awesome high school years, bird dogging chicks and banging beaver