There's plenty of professional, well behaved older men willing to be a sugar daddy
Sure. One of my former business partners was one of them. 50 year old American/Israeli guy in good shape and with a very healthy bank account and portfolio. So he got himself a former model half his age who does nothing except yoga, gym and look after their small son.
Point is, any guy worth a shit isn't going to settle for some manly pothead with sticky fingers, like Missy Muscles. Nana can't do any better than her and she probably can't do any better than him.
I know we goof on Missy's roid rage, but she is at least a pretty woman. The embarrassing point for Anthony is that he, and alleged millionaire, would lower himself to crawl back to the girl who burgled and defaced his home after he was done nibbling Dani's extremities. Never again can he call any man "Beta."
I'm looking for it but can't find it and it's not on opieandanthonyarchives.com which is the only backup site I know of. I shit you not, Joe uploaded a video of him doing that . It's so retarded it sounds made up.
I knew there were photos, but the video is news to me. u/quasi101, pull up that video of Joe braggingly compensating for nature's designation of him as less than a man.
I think so. I know it was in beige's doc at least in photos. He may have the video. To be honest, I was trying to make a Rogan joke replacing you with Jamie.
He put this whore in jail once and took her back when he was left with few options after his own jail stint. She knows where ALL his skeletons are hidden.
He cheated on her with Dani and when Anthony and Dani posted photos of them going to Atlantic City together in a limo Missy broke in Anthony's McMansion, stole shit including a very expensive camera and a credit card, then cut up Dani's underwear and put Dani's keys and earbuds in catshit on Anthony's furniture in his room. She posted photos of herself doing it on her Twitter. Then she went on a spending spree with Anthony's credit card.
I seriously don’t get why she’s with AntH. He’s not interesting, losing money monthly, not famous, can’t advance a career, no connections, dumb friends, ugly, and limp dick. Why is she wasting her life? Join eharmony and find some doctor schmuck in his 30s that’ll worship you.
She's literally wasting her prime years watching Anthony play on his computer and shouting about being banned from twitter. I hope the pay makes up for it.
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1 maybe_kiss_u 2019-09-28
I hope she at least had friends who give her a hard time about her situation
There's plenty of professional, well behaved older men willing to be a sugar daddy. No need to settle for a ghoul.
1 PatricksWaterheadBro 2019-09-28
Missy's only friends are juice heads at the gym. They probably respect her grift
1 RuizingCostsLives 2019-09-28
Sure. One of my former business partners was one of them. 50 year old American/Israeli guy in good shape and with a very healthy bank account and portfolio. So he got himself a former model half his age who does nothing except yoga, gym and look after their small son.
Point is, any guy worth a shit isn't going to settle for some manly pothead with sticky fingers, like Missy Muscles. Nana can't do any better than her and she probably can't do any better than him.
1 CesarRomeroOranges 2019-09-28
I know we goof on Missy's roid rage, but she is at least a pretty woman. The embarrassing point for Anthony is that he, and alleged millionaire, would lower himself to crawl back to the girl who burgled and defaced his home after he was done nibbling Dani's extremities. Never again can he call any man "Beta."
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-09-28
She has sexual intercourse with a pedophile
1 maybe_kiss_u 2019-09-28
If by sexual intercourse you mean playing video games for 18 hours straight. Nana's junk don't work.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-09-28
Both the Cum bros have incredibly Low T. Their shit hasnt worked in well over a decade.
1 IHeartSue 2019-09-28
Brother Joe injecting himself with testerone while generic rock music plays is one of the funniest Joe moments. He's a complete fucking idiot.
1 ForceableEntry 2019-09-28
theres video of this?
1 IHeartSue 2019-09-28
I'm looking for it but can't find it and it's not on opieandanthonyarchives.com which is the only backup site I know of. I shit you not, Joe uploaded a video of him doing that . It's so retarded it sounds made up.
1 Skip4play 2019-09-28
Where you been? You havent seen Joe try and make a T shot look cool by playing pulp fiction music and wearing sunglasses?
1 CesarRomeroOranges 2019-09-28
I knew there were photos, but the video is news to me. u/quasi101, pull up that video of Joe braggingly compensating for nature's designation of him as less than a man.
1 quasi101 2019-09-28
You're gonna have to be more specific lol. Was this a vine?
1 CesarRomeroOranges 2019-09-28
I think so. I know it was in beige's doc at least in photos. He may have the video. To be honest, I was trying to make a Rogan joke replacing you with Jamie.
2 quasi101 2019-09-28
In any case. I think all his vines are in the bovines collection http://opieandanthonyarchives.com/video/bovines.mp4
1 CesarRomeroOranges 2019-09-28
You're a prince.
1 CesarRomeroOranges 2019-09-28
These are the ravings of a middle schooler.
1 StallonesGlassTable 2019-09-28
If by playing video games for 18 hours straight you mean working nana’s egg like a rc car controller. Nana’s junk don’t go in females
1 Jims_maroon_pants 2019-09-28
You know they did Jaws quotes after this pic
1 985x 2019-09-28
You're gonna need a bigger egg
1 RoeRoeRoeYourJoe 2019-09-28
HAHAHA HA HA BIGGER EGG! HAHAHA HA HA HOLEE SHIT
1 JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS 2019-09-28
"Is that what that egg thing is for?"
"Neaux..."
Jaws 7 - Dani humiliates Ant
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-09-28
Dull, lifeless eyes, like a mom's eyes...
1 unwashedfezballs 2019-09-28
Here's to swimmin with bow-legged women
1 ArgumentChamp 2019-09-28
What's wrong with her brain?
1 PatricksWaterheadBro 2019-09-28
CTE from too much Brazilian jiu jitsu
1 dakjak 2019-09-28
Let's make today all about Missy haha
1 sf69err 2019-09-28
That jack Nicholson joker mouth is weird but she’s not terrible considering she’s dating the Brundlefly
1 FreshTurnips1 2019-09-28
Someone post that amateur porn she was allegedly in
1 PlumpSausitch 2019-09-28
Her face looks so punchable
1 CompoundBasement 2019-09-28
He put this whore in jail once and took her back when he was left with few options after his own jail stint. She knows where ALL his skeletons are hidden.
1 RED_FORK 2019-09-28
What’s the story on him putting her in jail? Hopefully she beat Nana’s ass and got arrested for elder abuse.
1 CompoundBasement 2019-09-28
He cheated on her with Dani and when Anthony and Dani posted photos of them going to Atlantic City together in a limo Missy broke in Anthony's McMansion, stole shit including a very expensive camera and a credit card, then cut up Dani's underwear and put Dani's keys and earbuds in catshit on Anthony's furniture in his room. She posted photos of herself doing it on her Twitter. Then she went on a spending spree with Anthony's credit card.
1 RED_FORK 2019-09-28
Tyfys brothaman. Too bad it wasn’t a murder suicide.
1 RoeRoeRoeYourJoe 2019-09-28
I'd have sex with her. Hopefully she'd let me finish in the face and neck region.
1 jestersquall 2019-09-28
Thin lipped zilch
1 tompetersxyz 2019-09-28
I’d stick it up her ass.
1 CumpoundMedia 2019-09-28
Wrong. She would bend you over and stick it in YOUR ass.
1 tompetersxyz 2019-09-28
She can Feed TaumpyTears, if she wishes.
1 Drumkit5 2019-09-28
I seriously don’t get why she’s with AntH. He’s not interesting, losing money monthly, not famous, can’t advance a career, no connections, dumb friends, ugly, and limp dick. Why is she wasting her life? Join eharmony and find some doctor schmuck in his 30s that’ll worship you.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-09-28
Little baby mouth. Couldn't even fit Johnathan's hog.
1 CasinoIndian 2019-09-28
What's wrong with her eyes?
1 Dennyislife 2019-09-28
She's literally wasting her prime years watching Anthony play on his computer and shouting about being banned from twitter. I hope the pay makes up for it.
1 4stepsbackward 2019-09-28
AMA request: Missy. I want to know why she is with Anthony and how much he is paying her to be his beard.
1 MonsterSteve 2019-09-28
I'd give her a real pounding. Not the sissy 150 pounds of a 65 year old man slowly pumping while breathing hot garbage breath into her face.
1 Cancerous_cunt_408 2019-09-28
“Dead eyes, like a dolls eyes”