Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only
healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day
and a lean and green (6oz meat and salad) at night.
Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether
is no big deal. Back to Sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL
AFTER 8pm.
I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over
the last 2 years…Lower back fucked up, can’t bend
straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing
hard, feels like I’m laying face first on a basketball if I
try to get a tan on my fat ass…
A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down
from here.
ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to
feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that
tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (backmin the day)
blow…cold turkey. Just stopped at will.
If you follow this plan and get your body into “fat
burning mode” (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet
adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING…and the weight will
fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient. 😎 👍
(No offense AIDS patients….) 😬
Goal- 210lbs…
PS- I cover my fatness up well. Being 6’ 1” helps big
time.
The brotherjoecumia one is old enough to be found on wackbag, with users asking questions like "is that really anthonys brother? He is trying to fist fight people on the internet on reddit"
I like this one from 2016, where he is once again inciting people to do more damage.
opieandanthony
BrotherJoeCumia
-71 points
4 years ago
Coming here is like walking into a li'l kids clubhouse in the safety of their Mommy and Daddy's backyard. All the pre-adolescent boys swearing and talking in hushed tones about things that they haven't a clue. Thinking that family sexual insults are at all creative, potent or truthful enough to get me the least little bit annoyed is ludicrous...I dress in sweats almost every day! Why? because I can! It's a choice I make. Comfy, cotton, and I have to put on jeans and a T shirt only when I go to work. It's a nice way to live that you'll probably never know.
It may come as a surprise to all of you bad Chippah impersonators and nit witted comedy wannabe's... (All of you OPIE haters should listen to this comment as well) but the more you pay attention to the people you love to hate, the more you make them numb to your poor excuse for "venom". It's weak... Actually, it's impotent. It's just another source of entertainment for the already "privileged".
I come here once or twice/yr. to fuck with you. You're all easy targets because you really do hate me, and I can still laugh at you. See, I know that you'll forever remain anonymous, whether out of fear or just not being men. I'm the one that can stand and deliver. You know where I live, who my family members are, what I do, where I work, when I'm there, and how to find me. The best you could do is make crank calls to my business phone? Pathetic, indeed.
Yeah. I'll never meet any of you face to face. You'd soil your panties and trip over your own dicks running away while apologizing profusely. You're just not grown up yet, and that's ok. One day you'll be able to move out of your Reddit "safe space" and confront those you despise so much. Until then, have fun being nobody to anyone...Enjoy trying to develop personalities and some balls in 2016, I'll drop in again in about a year from now. JC
Says the guy who pussied out of several fights with people and offered coffee to that thing at the book signing. Its wonderful to get all his posts in one place just to see the bullahit. He never imagined it would all be documented like this
He also has one called u/BrotherJoesCunt where he tried to pretend it's not him and talk in 3rd person but he'd always fuck up and start saying "I" because he's a fucking bovine brain.
Fuck your mother. I’m a vet. You’re not. I play guitar sufficiently enough to get paid for it regularly. I’m no virtuoso, never claimed to be. Self absorbed? You don’t know me. Fuck your mother again.
I play guitar sufficiently enough to get paid for it regularly.
Just because your pedofile little brother anthony cumia pays you to molest your daughter like you did to him does not mean you are paid to be a rockstar.
Anything I do and focus on for more than a week or two I can be decent or sufficiently decent at. This nigger has been unemployed all his pathetic life and he still sucks at guitar.
I don't know who many of us are now herr, but many mods have PMs Coattails Cumia sent us whether direct, chat, and/or through modmail if you want/need them.
The one where he says he’s as good of a bassist as the guy who got the BOC spot.
Joe says how the guy had played with Queen and Meatloaf. He refers to “playing at our level” when he himself just plays in a cover band, a bad one a that. It’s just that the guy was a better fit. Hmm. Maybe he also had better timing and improvisational skills, taps his foot on the beat, doesn’t waddle, dresses like an adult etc. but I’m positive he smokes Joe on the bass.
43 comments
1 Brothaman22 2019-09-27
You done good, kid.
1 MarbleSpaceCat 2019-09-27
No bacon, egg, cheese on a roll this morning…
Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6oz meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to Sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.
I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years…Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like I’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass…
A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.
ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (backmin the day) blow…cold turkey. Just stopped at will.
If you follow this plan and get your body into “fat burning mode” (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING…and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient. 😎 👍
(No offense AIDS patients….) 😬
Goal- 210lbs…
PS- I cover my fatness up well. Being 6’ 1” helps big time.
1 quasi101 2019-09-27
As always:
1 quasi101 2019-09-27
Oh I'm also going to work on adding his alts. If you know his alt names send them to me.
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-09-27
conspiracymodsarefags
1 Iguckfoats 2019-09-27
u/BrotherJoeCumia u/IntlectualHomosexual u/CumiasLove2Doxxx u/TargetedHarassment u/OpiesCakeStomp u/DOXXER100
1 quasi101 2019-09-27
Thanks brothaman. Will be nice to get all this faggots comments in the open. Retarded pedophile boomer thought hed just delete them all.
1 Iguckfoats 2019-09-27
The brotherjoecumia one is old enough to be found on wackbag, with users asking questions like "is that really anthonys brother? He is trying to fist fight people on the internet on reddit"
I like this one from 2016, where he is once again inciting people to do more damage.
opieandanthony BrotherJoeCumia -71 points 4 years ago Coming here is like walking into a li'l kids clubhouse in the safety of their Mommy and Daddy's backyard. All the pre-adolescent boys swearing and talking in hushed tones about things that they haven't a clue. Thinking that family sexual insults are at all creative, potent or truthful enough to get me the least little bit annoyed is ludicrous...I dress in sweats almost every day! Why? because I can! It's a choice I make. Comfy, cotton, and I have to put on jeans and a T shirt only when I go to work. It's a nice way to live that you'll probably never know.
It may come as a surprise to all of you bad Chippah impersonators and nit witted comedy wannabe's... (All of you OPIE haters should listen to this comment as well) but the more you pay attention to the people you love to hate, the more you make them numb to your poor excuse for "venom". It's weak... Actually, it's impotent. It's just another source of entertainment for the already "privileged". I come here once or twice/yr. to fuck with you. You're all easy targets because you really do hate me, and I can still laugh at you. See, I know that you'll forever remain anonymous, whether out of fear or just not being men. I'm the one that can stand and deliver. You know where I live, who my family members are, what I do, where I work, when I'm there, and how to find me. The best you could do is make crank calls to my business phone? Pathetic, indeed.
Yeah. I'll never meet any of you face to face. You'd soil your panties and trip over your own dicks running away while apologizing profusely. You're just not grown up yet, and that's ok. One day you'll be able to move out of your Reddit "safe space" and confront those you despise so much. Until then, have fun being nobody to anyone...Enjoy trying to develop personalities and some balls in 2016, I'll drop in again in about a year from now. JC
1 quasi101 2019-09-27
Says the guy who pussied out of several fights with people and offered coffee to that thing at the book signing. Its wonderful to get all his posts in one place just to see the bullahit. He never imagined it would all be documented like this
1 of_lower_stock 2019-09-27
LOL
1 SwastikaMadeOfNogs 2019-09-27
He said we'd trip over our own dicks running away, meaning he imagines all of us with huge cocks much bigger than his.
Classic Joe.
1 AmySchumerIsFunny19 2019-09-27
Iam 14 inches
1 Q-mia 2019-09-27
He also has one called u/BrotherJoesCunt where he tried to pretend it's not him and talk in 3rd person but he'd always fuck up and start saying "I" because he's a fucking bovine brain.
1 alkiefuck 2019-09-27
you're some man, a pfg dude if you will
honestly but it's a thankless task yet you're doing it. some tits for my good man
1 quasi101 2019-09-27
Need more beefer posts round these parts
1 notjameshefner 2019-09-27
Fuck your mother. I’m a vet. You’re not. I play guitar sufficiently enough to get paid for it regularly. I’m no virtuoso, never claimed to be. Self absorbed? You don’t know me. Fuck your mother again.
1 quasi101 2019-09-27
That one really got to him.
1 notjameshefner 2019-09-27
Imagine going through life not realizing your spilling pasta constantly.
1 RuizAndTheJeez 2019-09-27
You don't know me. This is not my purse.
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-09-27
Just because your pedofile little brother anthony cumia pays you to molest your daughter like you did to him does not mean you are paid to be a rockstar.
Anything I do and focus on for more than a week or two I can be decent or sufficiently decent at. This nigger has been unemployed all his pathetic life and he still sucks at guitar.
1 RuizAndTheJeez 2019-09-27
That's really great news because those posts always seem to disappear for some reason.
1 Hominus_Rhodium 2019-09-27
God's work.
1 ILoveWhores69 2019-09-27
This shit is killing me. No effect on his life whatsoever. My favorites:
His writing "style" is rib-crushingly hilarious.
1 sf69err 2019-09-27
The one where he says most of us are failed cover band musicians and goes on to cite a few Long Island wop names and says he knows they’re here
Omg 🤣🤣🤣
1 Persianschlong 2019-09-27
Vurry good sir.
1 dazzlefloss 2019-09-27
so so so so so so you're saying when i put something on the internet its there forever and cant just be deleted?
1 quasi101 2019-09-27
Retarded boomer must flipped out when he saw I have everything backed up lmao.
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-09-27
quasi you are a good man.
1 qxzv 2019-09-27
How about the cameos?
1 quasi101 2019-09-27
Working on it brothaman. I have a bunch, need to upload. I added a few of the fivvers too. All in good time.
http://opieandanthonyarchives.com/video/fivver/
1 YourOldPalHoward 2019-09-27
Any chance you have the one with the indian newscaster talking about Joe’s biker gang that ends with “feed nana”?
1 quasi101 2019-09-27
I'll look for it
1 ogchrissyp 2019-09-27
Nigga's ribs.
1 QadanQnieval 2019-09-27
Thank you for your autism.
1 SwastikaMadeOfNogs 2019-09-27
To the morons below who never even joined the Boy Scouts... Just STFU!
1 TangerineDRxReam 2019-09-27
I hope joe quote/unquote DIES. You feel me, Dawg?
1 JoshFromMichigan 2019-09-27
I love the work you do. God bless
1 CompoundBasement 2019-09-27
I don't know who many of us are now herr, but many mods have PMs Coattails Cumia sent us whether direct, chat, and/or through modmail if you want/need them.
1 quasi101 2019-09-27
Yeah send them I can make a separate page. I'm working the alts and self posts. Also I'm getting drunk so probably done for the night.
1 StuntPeckah 2019-09-27
All hail the true king of all media!
And the fact that you got all that archived and uploaded just before he nuked his account is utter perfection.
1 lllfrlll 2019-09-27
Lol I just noticed Joe is claiming he shut down TheCumia....sorry Joe that's a private sub we're saving for a rainy day 🖕 😂👋
1 quasi101 2019-09-27
He also missed like 10 subs. Its takes him a while to find them lol.
1 where_we_at 2019-09-27
The one where he says he’s as good of a bassist as the guy who got the BOC spot.
Joe says how the guy had played with Queen and Meatloaf. He refers to “playing at our level” when he himself just plays in a cover band, a bad one a that. It’s just that the guy was a better fit. Hmm. Maybe he also had better timing and improvisational skills, taps his foot on the beat, doesn’t waddle, dresses like an adult etc. but I’m positive he smokes Joe on the bass.
Oh Joe