Imagine his wife coming home from a long days work and this pork chop hits her with " I got a tweet to get a bunch of views." Like she gives a fuck. " How is that going to pay the light bill?"
This is all he has. “Twitter gold”. None of this matters or affects anything in the real world. I’m glad he went somewhat viral...it exposes his asinine bullshit to a wider audience!
He is now just another face in the crowd of the over dramatic idiots on twitter. Now more people will goof on him, especially since he responds to EVERYTHING!
Imagine signing the rights to be even a little bit involved in your..."child's"... life. But spending 5k and all hours of your day on twitter. This guy deserves everything that has and will come his way.
Twitter is obviously the first and only time in his life he’s had a chance to feel popular and he can’t contain himself. His pathetic, giddy excitement about having more followers or getting more retweets is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen.
Piggybacking on someone else's tweet and then getting more RTs or likes. He is seriously a 12 year old girl the way he is obsessed with lapping, (inverted) ratios, and other nonsensical social media crap
He should prefer to gauge his self-worth by how much love is in his daughter's eyes when she looks up at him but he'd rather get internet "likes" instead.
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3 Skip4play 2019-09-26
Imagine his wife coming home from a long days work and this pork chop hits her with " I got a tweet to get a bunch of views." Like she gives a fuck. " How is that going to pay the light bill?"
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-09-26
All those likes yet his bank account stays the same.
2 pekahface 2019-09-26
How do analytics transfer into dollars?
2 Kim_Jong_Pun_ 2019-09-26
He makes tens of thousands of dollars a year (he's actually said this), child. There's only so much one can spend.
2 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-09-26
It went from “well over 6 figures” down to tens of thousands. Now he brags about twitter ratios, child.
2 WillyCosby 2019-09-26
I make 6 figures, child.
1 PatrickThetanson 2019-09-26
This is all he has. “Twitter gold”. None of this matters or affects anything in the real world. I’m glad he went somewhat viral...it exposes his asinine bullshit to a wider audience!
3 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-09-26
He is now just another face in the crowd of the over dramatic idiots on twitter. Now more people will goof on him, especially since he responds to EVERYTHING!
1 CopyrightWillTate 2019-09-26
Imagine being a 40 year old man and giving a shit about your Twitter impression. Soft-headed effeminate faggot.
3 WillyCosby 2019-09-26
Imagine signing the rights to be even a little bit involved in your..."child's"... life. But spending 5k and all hours of your day on twitter. This guy deserves everything that has and will come his way.
1 ThomasRPatlinson 2019-09-26
The worst part is that he admits to it. He doesn't understand how bad it makes him look. That boy ain't right.
1 Twatsmash 2019-09-26
Twitter is obviously the first and only time in his life he’s had a chance to feel popular and he can’t contain himself. His pathetic, giddy excitement about having more followers or getting more retweets is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen.
1 Mintwa 2019-09-26
You could replace the photo and username with a 16 year old girl and would never tell the difference.
1 RobertMewler 2019-09-26
Seriously, what the fuck is lapping??
1 PatricksWaterheadBro 2019-09-26
Piggybacking on someone else's tweet and then getting more RTs or likes. He is seriously a 12 year old girl the way he is obsessed with lapping, (inverted) ratios, and other nonsensical social media crap
1 RobertMewler 2019-09-26
Oh my god, what a loser!
He should prefer to gauge his self-worth by how much love is in his daughter's eyes when she looks up at him but he'd rather get internet "likes" instead.
PATHETIC!
1 Twatsmash 2019-09-26
This fat cunt doesn’t even know what “his” daughter looks like.
Imagine being 40 years old and thinking Twitter followers is an actual thing that matters? Imagine how pathetic and empty you would have to be?
1 bigbird911 2019-09-26
I’m glad I don’t know what a ratio or inverted ratio means, and I don’t intend to find out. I do know this: it’s gay.
1 Toss__Pot 2019-09-26
Yeah, a MAGA hat