Actually it would be cool if he got a life alert system but had to let them know that trolls were fucking with him so they need to disregard any alarms.
What has happened that people don’t have shame anymore. You have that guy bawling his eyes because of a Star Wars trailer then posts it for the world to see. Then you have some guy with 42k followers tell everyone he hurt himself cutting his toe nails and had to wait until his wife opened the door to see a giant mess laying on the floor. These are the things we used to do and then bury because we didn’t want anyone to realize what a pussy we were.
What has happened that people don’t have shame anymore. You have that guy bawling his eyes because of a Star Wars trailer then posts it for the world to see. Then you have some guy with 42k followers tell everyone he hurt himself cutting his toe nails and had to wait until his wife opened the door to see a giant mess laying on the floor. These are the things we used to do and then bury because we didn’t want anyone to realize what a pussy we were.
this was a hilarious story, hearing that that 'actual tough guy' was in a naked heap on the floor for 3 hours in his own piss & shit until his wife came home & dragged him up.
I hope he doesn't get relentlessly mocked on twitter for this
For some reason Patso decided to lie on twitter about pulling out his back dumping his freshly cut toenails in the garbage. He then had to lay on the floor of the bathroom for 3 hours until his wife came home to rescue him.
yea this isnt normal or part of being older, pat, you are an obese alcoholic with a sedentary social-media focused lifestyle. this should be your wake-up call that its time to stop being a child and start seriously focusing on your health.
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1 maybe_kiss_u 2019-09-26
Halp I'm a child and I can't get up!
Actually it would be cool if he got a life alert system but had to let them know that trolls were fucking with him so they need to disregard any alarms.
1 ANAL_HIV_AIDS_DEATH 2019-09-26
What has happened that people don’t have shame anymore. You have that guy bawling his eyes because of a Star Wars trailer then posts it for the world to see. Then you have some guy with 42k followers tell everyone he hurt himself cutting his toe nails and had to wait until his wife opened the door to see a giant mess laying on the floor. These are the things we used to do and then bury because we didn’t want anyone to realize what a pussy we were.
1 ANAL_HIV_AIDS_DEATH 2019-09-26
What has happened that people don’t have shame anymore. You have that guy bawling his eyes because of a Star Wars trailer then posts it for the world to see. Then you have some guy with 42k followers tell everyone he hurt himself cutting his toe nails and had to wait until his wife opened the door to see a giant mess laying on the floor. These are the things we used to do and then bury because we didn’t want anyone to realize what a pussy we were.
1 Toss__Pot 2019-09-26
this was a hilarious story, hearing that that 'actual tough guy' was in a naked heap on the floor for 3 hours in his own piss & shit until his wife came home & dragged him up.
I hope he doesn't get relentlessly mocked on twitter for this
1 PatHatesHisDaughter 2019-09-26
His story was a lie. The child rape however...
1 tompetersxyz 2019-09-26
Wtf is this in reference to!?
1 CumpoundMedia 2019-09-26
For some reason Patso decided to lie on twitter about pulling out his back dumping his freshly cut toenails in the garbage. He then had to lay on the floor of the bathroom for 3 hours until his wife came home to rescue him.
2 tompetersxyz 2019-09-26
What a fucking faggot! I thought he was a biblical sex god or some shit? LOL
1 JoeLovesChildSpit 2019-09-26
That’s hilarious. This retard actually thinks that he is in good shape?
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-09-26
Claims to be in good shape but also claims to have laid on his back unable to get up for 3 hours. This man is only pushing 40.
1 PatHatesHisDaughter 2019-09-26
Here's the actual quote
1 dazzlefloss 2019-09-26
yea this isnt normal or part of being older, pat, you are an obese alcoholic with a sedentary social-media focused lifestyle. this should be your wake-up call that its time to stop being a child and start seriously focusing on your health.