My original point in the whole Pat vs. Joe debate is that both are Still Hilarious

22  2019-09-26 by AbeColleenVigoda

We shouldn't be foightin' eachother.

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One is clearly more hilarious and fulfilling than the other, though.

Fucking with Joe requires zero thinking at this point. It’s like clock-work.

His udders are almost dry but we will never stop.

Pat, however, forces you to think a little bit more and engages the creativity we lack in fucking with Joe.

He’s more entertaining because you actually have to try and once you get him on something, the outcome is more rewarding.

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Terry would be DISGUSTED if she saw the way some of you people have been speaking to each other lately. Should be ashamed of yourselves.

I am... I'm sorry sweet, sweet Terry.

I know she would forgive you (and everyone else for that matter) when she heard the heartfelt sincerity.

God bless that wonderful, morbidly cherubic woman.

We got lost brothermen

I realize it's an unpopular opinion at this moment, but the sci-fi author has nothing to do with Opie & Anthony show, not even by extension, so having a sub flooded with spastics obsessed with him ruins it. Always has and always will.

I see your point but he's just such a bastard.

I get that. So are millions of other wannabe famous nobodies who went viral once on Twitter. Now that fat nobody is somebody because of this unending shit on Reddit. If I were his agent giving him advice to climb the fame ladder, I'd tell him to keep these relentless trolls interested by responding too.

There’s like zero evidence for him to have become a somebody because of this sub.

He lost his Twitter for a year, sold shit-all books because of it, and then spent $5,000 to get his Twitter back.

No one follows him because of his “fight” against this sub. They only follow him because of two viral tweets, and then unfollow him when they realise what a fucking loser he is.

There's "like" zero other places that gather to give a shit about obsessing over him, except for the off-site forum which only lasted a short amount of time because it's always the same small section that ruins it for everyone else.

I don't think he actually attracted any new spastics. Just the ones we've always had. And he insulted our Norman. That shit don't fly around here, brotherfella

No, there's more around. If not, it's more alts. But it's more.

I'm down for any of those options. I didn't mind the two sub thing.

Much better that way. Most of the funniest people bail when it becomes just another MDE style burying the entire sub in stupid for the sake of being stupid shit. And that's who flocks here every time this happens. Those clown/Pepe meme refugees again.

It is fun to see both sides of numbing insanity in one place though. Alleged pedophiles on both sides of the aisle? It's like actual congress.

It's dumb, and the Cumias and the vape thief will win over it.

If I can easily find both subs I'm good with it. That would be my only request sir.

I agree with that and it worked well that way for a while.

I wouldn't say well but it's hard to out run Pat and JoeH.

Its hard to outrun Pat because he “short cuts” half of the map.

Actually he is related to the show, because he said he doesn't think Norm MacDonald is funny. Norm is a comedian. O&A had lots of comedians on. Therefore he is related to the show, Seacrest out.

Therefore an entire sub should be diverted to obsessing over one critic of one comedian guest of the show. Right.

Yes, child.

Norm was on the show once too. Great appearance but he had to leave early because a much better guest was coming on.

Wow. You're definitely johnnycakes and definitely a crybaby faggot.

Keep going. It's always helpful.