But Sam Roberts is actually successful and by all accounts reasonably happy. It makes me sick that some fat fag from Wisconsin with a sad life gets more attention than him.
Anthony Cumia and Joe Cumia are public figures. One of them was on the radio for twenty years and the other one is in a band that's been touring, off and on, for about as long.
Patrick Tomlinson is just some dolt who writes books that nobody buys.
I missed the first few weeks of Fat Pat and never got the appeal when I returned. There are thousands of wannabe creatives exactly like him on social media and while he is willing to engage trolls, his responses are never so hateable or entertaining that they deserved our collective attention.
I can see how getting him banned from Twitter at first was fun, but what is anyone gaining by still fucking with him? His public presence is crippled and you can't do anymore significant damage to him, but he can do damage to us by shutting down our meeting places. You guys beat him to a pulp and rather than declaring victory, you kept standing on his head long enough for him to fuck us.
I missed the first few weeks of Fat Pat and never got the appeal when I returned. There are thousands of wannabe creatives exactly like him on social media and while he is willing to engage trolls, his responses are never so hateable or entertaining that they deserved our collective attention.
I can see how getting him banned from Twitter at first was fun, but what is anyone gaining by still fucking with him? His public presence is crippled and you can't do anymore significant damage to him, but he can do damage to us by shutting down our meeting places.
You guys beat him to a pulp and rather than declaring victory, you kept standing on his head long enough for him to fuck us. And fuck us he did. As fun as the SpaceEdge saga was, no sub that rose up to fill the original's place has brought the same joy and laughter we were used to on a daily basis.
It's cause he's just some guy and the over reaction to him makes everyone here seem obsesses and vengeful for no reason. Ant is hypocritical and OnA was a funny show. Are people really finding these Patrick is fat posts funny?
I can go both ways. Sometimes when I see every post end in ", child" I sort of just go to a different sub but at the same time there isn't that much content these days with OnA. So whatever, fuck it.
Remember when the sub first split and everyone that pointed out why it was a horrible idea was called a "trucker" and told to "go make Beefer posts" because all the heroes that needlessly obsessed over a random self-published author in the middle of the country were the "real sub"? How did that turn out, retards?
I remember laughter. I miss having fun. You obsessive twats ruined the greatest, funniest free-for-all on the internet today to bully some fat kid that most of us never cared about, even after we heard about him.
The high-pitched, faggoty call that DeafMutePenguin made to Fat Pat's bar should have opened your eyes to what a sad, pathetic endeavor you'd all committed yourselves to was, but you persisted nonetheless.
Thanks for throwing away over half a decade of gold for a boring nobody, dummies.
I don't give a fuck anymore about Ant or Jim... they are deep into obscurity. Pat and James however deliver. This brotherman likes the direction of this sub. Johnnycakes and his underlings robbed us of a common roof but that mistake has been erased.
I don't know why people post about Patrick. Are people that invested on him? Who cares. He's just some guy. It is also what ruined and destroyed the o.g sub. But if it's what the people want have at it.
41 comments
1 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2019-09-26
You’re not wrong
1 HahaIHaveNoIdea 2019-09-26
We are at our best when when we all work together and protect the women and children of social media.
1 Colt_Thunderer 2019-09-26
Women and children are the primary targets of the Cumias.
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-09-26
I miss the pre Patrick days
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-09-26
It killed one of the greatest subs.
1 Fatty-patty-3 2019-09-26
People that genuinely miss the old sub are faggots of the highest caliber.
1 BroadwayDannyRoss 2019-09-26
Patrick shit was never funny.
1 tranthasourus 2019-09-26
Agreed
1 fuscia357 2019-09-26
Can I ask why? Not part of O&A, boring or what? Don't yell at me with random capitalized words please. Genuinely
1 ScarletNumeroo 2019-09-26
We have commonality of language
1 fuscia357 2019-09-26
See ya Jess
1 ScarletNumeroo 2019-09-26
You should have worked in "Riff Raff hair-do"
1 fuscia357 2019-09-26
So many wormisms. All shitty, but several.
1 FUCK_JOE_CUMIA 2019-09-26
Bye tough guy...
[Worm can't think of anything and is shitting himself]
Bye tough guy
1 WaterCarrierFuckhead 2019-09-26
I just think there's better targets than some retarded guy. I don't pick on retards in real life.
1 fuscia357 2019-09-26
What about Sam Roberts? You'd give him the soft touch?
1 vichenley 2019-09-26
But Sam Roberts is actually successful and by all accounts reasonably happy. It makes me sick that some fat fag from Wisconsin with a sad life gets more attention than him.
1 WaterCarrierFuckhead 2019-09-26
indeed
1 WaterCarrierFuckhead 2019-09-26
He's clearly not as retarded. He fair game, although there's certainly better targets.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-09-26
It was never funny
It was bound to get our sub banned, and it did
It violates Reddit rules
1 Fatty-patty-3 2019-09-26
Right but posting the exact same type of rule breaking about the cumia's is fine right?
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-09-26
Anthony Cumia and Joe Cumia are public figures. One of them was on the radio for twenty years and the other one is in a band that's been touring, off and on, for about as long.
Patrick Tomlinson is just some dolt who writes books that nobody buys.
1 Fatty-patty-3 2019-09-26
Pat is just as much a "public figure" as Joe is. You're really reaching with that.
1 TickleFartExpress 2019-09-26
I missed the first few weeks of Fat Pat and never got the appeal when I returned. There are thousands of wannabe creatives exactly like him on social media and while he is willing to engage trolls, his responses are never so hateable or entertaining that they deserved our collective attention.
I can see how getting him banned from Twitter at first was fun, but what is anyone gaining by still fucking with him? His public presence is crippled and you can't do anymore significant damage to him, but he can do damage to us by shutting down our meeting places. You guys beat him to a pulp and rather than declaring victory, you kept standing on his head long enough for him to fuck us.
1 TickleFartExpress 2019-09-26
I missed the first few weeks of Fat Pat and never got the appeal when I returned. There are thousands of wannabe creatives exactly like him on social media and while he is willing to engage trolls, his responses are never so hateable or entertaining that they deserved our collective attention.
I can see how getting him banned from Twitter at first was fun, but what is anyone gaining by still fucking with him? His public presence is crippled and you can't do anymore significant damage to him, but he can do damage to us by shutting down our meeting places.
You guys beat him to a pulp and rather than declaring victory, you kept standing on his head long enough for him to fuck us. And fuck us he did. As fun as the SpaceEdge saga was, no sub that rose up to fill the original's place has brought the same joy and laughter we were used to on a daily basis.
1 Biggavelbaby 2019-09-26
It's cause he's just some guy and the over reaction to him makes everyone here seem obsesses and vengeful for no reason. Ant is hypocritical and OnA was a funny show. Are people really finding these Patrick is fat posts funny?
1 MonsterSteve 2019-09-26
I can go both ways. Sometimes when I see every post end in ", child" I sort of just go to a different sub but at the same time there isn't that much content these days with OnA. So whatever, fuck it.
1 detectivemonahan 2019-09-26
You can definitely go both ways.
1 wellbabycheck 2019-09-26
i sincerely despise him
1 TickleFartExpress 2019-09-26
Remember when the sub first split and everyone that pointed out why it was a horrible idea was called a "trucker" and told to "go make Beefer posts" because all the heroes that needlessly obsessed over a random self-published author in the middle of the country were the "real sub"? How did that turn out, retards?
I remember laughter. I miss having fun. You obsessive twats ruined the greatest, funniest free-for-all on the internet today to bully some fat kid that most of us never cared about, even after we heard about him.
The high-pitched, faggoty call that DeafMutePenguin made to Fat Pat's bar should have opened your eyes to what a sad, pathetic endeavor you'd all committed yourselves to was, but you persisted nonetheless.
Thanks for throwing away over half a decade of gold for a boring nobody, dummies.
1 ogchrissyp 2019-09-26
How is making fun of patso throwing it away? You are retarded. Blaming everyone else for what spaceedge did.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-09-26
I don't give a fuck anymore about Ant or Jim... they are deep into obscurity. Pat and James however deliver. This brotherman likes the direction of this sub. Johnnycakes and his underlings robbed us of a common roof but that mistake has been erased.
1 Thomas_Dairy 2019-09-26
Is that why we can now discuss Pat again on the main sub? I was wondering what had finally made people give up on that rule.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-09-26
yes. they were censoring the hell out of any mention. not only stupid in hindsight.
1 ThomasRPatlinson 2019-09-26
Well put. I hope they won't ever again find support for their selfish bullshit.
1 CesarRomeroOranges 2019-09-26
If you don't want to still fuck with Ant and Jim, then you can get the fuck out, sir.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-09-26
i don't fuck with people. i comment on their OWN fuckups, like all of this sub.
We have no affect on their lives, by their own admission. Remember?
1 Biggavelbaby 2019-09-26
I don't know why people post about Patrick. Are people that invested on him? Who cares. He's just some guy. It is also what ruined and destroyed the o.g sub. But if it's what the people want have at it.
1 late_50s_why 2019-09-26
He’s a douch just like Hefner tho
1 ohmycawd 2019-09-26
If twitter had any sense they'd ban him and keep collecting that $5000 from Nikki's bank account
1 CesarRomeroOranges 2019-09-26
There's been an ebb and flow to the humor of Patrick posts. We're at an all-time high at the moment.