So fucking embarrassing

Know what? Fuck it. I'm envious of that man. I can't remember when I had that good of a time, and he did it on a hell of a budget. Good for him.

There's only two kinds of guys that wear Hawaiian shirts. Gay guys and big fat party animals.

And that guy doesn't look like a big fat party animal to me.

I wish I could dance like that.

As long as you don’t pay attention to the music or look at the band and the crowd, it ain’t half bad.

That looks like such a depressing shit day for everyone.

Joe's outfit is very versatile. Perfect for playing shows in public, cleaning out the garage, panhandling.

Hell, it’s even appropriate for a daytime courtroom tv show

Bunch of white trash dancing to the lyrics rather than the music.

Joe's sneakers look like moon boots.